Define a rumour,

a.  information, often a mixture of truth and untruth, passed around verbally b.  gossip or hearsay

There seems to be lots of these flying around these days, as always really. Sometimes they pass unnoticed, sometimes the don't.

Rumours start from underground, then bubble to the surface, mixing into truth along the way, like a fart in a jacuzzi letting off an awful stench into the air that surrounds us, inhaled by us all, creating paranoia, uncertainty, and even bloodshed.

Now I am fully aware rumours will never go away, I'm here today to try a new angle on them, instead of starting them in the shadows, behind closed doors, I am going to bring some straight up in yo face, real shitz!

This my friends, is The Rumour Mill.

For example:

'Did you know that CharlieCrocker is carrying FrankieFigs love child?'

'TonyCorelli recently sold one of his kidnys to feed his gambling habbits' (this one is actually true)

'Kes dreams about BigRayRay smeared in olive oil pressed naked against a glass wall, looking lustfully at him' (oh shit wait that ones about me!)

'TylerDurden takes it in the pooper'

'RichardWad was formally knows as ConnyLingus'

'TheWildCard isnt really all that 'wild' and has been spotted several times cuddling little bunnys'

'Cherokee is now known only as 'The River Rat'' (Another true one)

'AnthonyCorelli is not really TonyCorelli's brother, he was the milkman's son'

And the mother of all rumours.....

'Ms_Molson and Felix_The_Cat have been having it off in the bid to reproduce and have little kitten people, that will then in turn have more kitten people in the bid for world domination Planet of the Ape style! Booyah!!

So there you have it....The Rumour Mill has begun....come fourth and share your rumours with THE WORLD!!! muahahahaha

Out of curiousity, who is CharlieCrocker? I only know a CharlieCroker.

Stranger frowns in confusion.

Does he have a twin?!

She blushes and tucks her knitting away.

It's a golf club cover... Not a bootie. So don't even start!

Do I really come across as the motherly type? I have guns in every room of my house. I drink rye and gin, not wine and cocktails. I wear the pants in this family, not Felix.. Not that he and I are family...

She reaches for the flask handed down from generation to generation in her family and takes a very long "dose" of her medicine.

Do these hands look like the hands you'd change a diaper with? I might break a nail!

Apologies stranger...must be my accent.

And Ms_Molson....'gun in every room' sounds like the kinda person who wants to take over the world to me,

As for changing diapers, you wouldnt need to, it would be changing kitty litter.

She rolls her eyes and shoots Kes a glare.

Why would I want to take over the whole world? Even with Felix at my side, not that he would be, it would take away from our, my, special time... Far too much responsibility for me.

She nods

However, knowing how badly you lose at the poker table I guess we could hire you to clean the litterboxes for us and be the nanny...

She smiles as she thinks to herself.

Nanny Kessy.. That's almost as cute as KessyWessyPoohs....

I heard Whatsername is illegally importing Maple Syrup from Mexico....


The Horror....

OOH! NEW RUMORS!  Harley claps as she loves good drama, as is evident by her past....

I heard that Ms_Molsen likes alien sports players......I even spot her with TWINS!

And I heard that Kes has a head the size of GOD.  Not the one on his shoulders either.

And I heard that Stranger is really nice......

And I heard that Cherokee brews his own liquor and doesn't share.....

This just in... HarleyQuinn was spotted praying before an altar made of hockey sticks and rubber bands while rubbing the blood of 50 million black flies through her hair and chanting something about an avalanche?

She shivers at the though then smiles.

She was naked while doing it.

That is very interesting Harley. I had never heard about Cherokee's bathtub Gin making. I heard that Mr. Cherokee smoked the peace pipe (and not the kind that makes little rings of smoke afterwards)

Also I've heard that Mr. RoRoG is no Ghost after all. I've heard that the reason he had to move to New Orleans is because he is really a Vampire. (and not the cute sparkling kind)

And to top it all, That feller in Chicago that goes by Roman.... I heard he got that nickname from all the metal mini skirts that he likes to wear. (and by mini I mean his cod piece is usually visible)

<em> Harley gets shifty eyes and frowns at Ms_Molson </em>

You were supposed to keep that secret.  It's not my fault I have to do everything I can at this point to bring SOME sort of luck.  Coughs

Grins at Sho

I heard he makes GREAT bathtub liquor.  Even caught him drinking some, though he denied it.  Keeps saying it's never ready.  As far as the peace pipe? I am too lost in my own smoke to determine the truth of that one. 

You know I heard that TonyCorelli wasn't really Italian, I heard he ran away and changed his name because the kids used to tease him and call him "Tony Poor and Smelly"

Here's another good one I heard. You know Whatsername? You know why no one knows her name, it's because she's really a man (hence the GodFATHER)

I've also heard McDermott got the nickname "The Irish Assassin" because he invented the potato gun.

Stranger stares blankly at HarleyQuinn.

Who would spread a vicious thing such as me being nice around? Absurd!

I did hear Sho lost a hand because it turned into a rabbit foot though! 

I am here to Debunk the McDermott "potato gun" rumor.

In fact i have it on good authority that he purchased the gun from a man named Craig. He also purchased a record player, a girl named Sandy for an hour or so, and he may have bought a car as well. Apparently Craig had a list of things for sale. I wonder if he has any potato guns left?

High Society goes to find Craig's list of things for sale

If someone does a fart in the jacuzzi there is definitely going to be bloodshed!

Tony opens up a piece of paper he found on the street. The note reading some rumors about Kes taking over Las Vegas.. quickly Tony laughed at the idea a little bit, but also a bit worried as he crumbled up the piece of paper and threw it into a metal can that contained fire.. a few homeless people huddled around it for heat

A lot of rumors out there..

Some good and some bad, just like Kes's women right.

I think the BIGGEST rumor of all lately I have heard was.. I gamble!.. pshhh.. some even say I gamble so much Las Vegas cant even afford to pay for these competitions.. well to that.. I say..

Anyone for poker?!


Tony laughs a bit while shifting threw his pockets looking for a lighter.. the lighter lost amongst a bunch of casino chips he recently won while NOT gambling