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were art thou? Started by: Scrotts on Feb 13, '11 10:49

Yes, yes, its very good to see you all here today. Let's get down to buisness shall we? Im looking for the bloodline of Natello. If anyone has any information about this fellow, please forward it to my office. A reward MIGHT be offered.

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What type of reward? Is it sexual in nature or money perhaps? Maybe we should just break the fourth wall and have sex on IRC. People will talk, but we don't care, we'll do it right in front of them.

Hmm... what were we talking about? OH! That's right. No I don't have any spare change mister president, now get away from me with those stockings.

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No I was not "art".

 

Or could it possibly be you actually meant "Where" art thou?  Seriously, a little care and attention before sticking these unsightly posters up please.  And no, I have no idea "where" this person you speak of is, was or will be.


Tips his hat and wanders off into the morning

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Engrish is not my first language, my appologies.

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To goober,

tell him a man from philly from back when kong ruled the roust wants to dip some bins again he'll know what your talking about.

(ooc: my firewall is messing with my ip proxy so i cant send mails for some reason)

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This speech sucks :/

Here's a better idea... why don't you leave Natello alone to play the game in peace and then reward all of us by suiciding, stupid. You stink.

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"Glad to see you guys are all going easy on him.

Seriously people, loosen up. He's human. We're human. We make mistakes, you dont have to jump on everybodys backs about mistakes being made. Get your heads out of your ass' and stop being such a dicks."

Jin looks to the fellow who was speaking.

You're obviously not customed to our ways here. If you should have any concern or questions about where things belong don't hesitate to ask me.

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Jin looks to the fellow who was speaking.

You're obviously not customed to our ways here.

Yeah exactly. I say that every time his crummy bloodline shits out a new generation of failure. He's an ass. I'd out the guy if I wasn't so morbidly fascinated and amused by his family tree's stupidity and ability to fail and embarrass himself time and time again. Stay tuned, folks. That train's never late.

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Someone took a shit in the gene pool again I see. This is one momentus falure of a bloodline. Embearrasing? I`d say.

Higgs lovingly strokes his .38

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SINGER walks out and looks at scrotts. He wonders why his parents named him the name they gave him then he wonders why he himself has no last name. Kind of odd it was to think about that SINGER was just that with no last name. Even stranger was his name was yelling as he just walked down the street. He stopped. His mind was racing like a car driver. He needed to get back to The Violence in the streets.

Sir, i do beg your pardon. Perhaps you have a friend maybe more than one. It is not customary however to go out into our streets and ask for a certain bloodline. There are other places to do that. Namely outside the streets if you can catch my drift, or smell what i am cooking. If you have any questions on what i have said here feel free to write me a letter. Ill respond as soon as i wake.

SINGER has made an incredibly, remarkably, amazingly stand here in the streets than high fives the guy and walks away.

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