I'm curious why, if you feel strongly that you are safe while "speaking out of turn" (your words, not mine), you feel the need to censor out the name of someone instead of "growing a pair" (your words again, believe it or not) and just saying what you're thinking.

I came hoping to hear a well thought out speech about the safety of our times, but you're asking for a half-assed gossip column where you're not even heeding your own advice.

I award you no points at this juncture.

JaVale bounces the ball between his enormously long legs, towering over all of those who took to the streets now that the Commissar had decreed them to be safe.  He could see that the man was strategically positioning his hair to disguise the thin spot at the top of his head.  His height was both a blessing and a curse…in summer time he could look down to chat to a good looking woman and take a peek down her top without altering his glance much at all but MariaReynolds had given him into trouble for that in the past.  The curse was he could see more bald heads than what normal heighted people could see.  Boobs and bald spots, that was all that was on his mind now, he struggled to think of anything constructive to say at this point and stared at some graffiti on the wall to try to focus his mind.  Some wag had scrawled

( . Y . )

Though.  Not easy to focus now at all.  Maybe he could see if his team mate LeBron_James would like a game of one on one so JaVale could show him how to play.

I've read about the days where people like (real) Tiggy, Mother, and Dick Gozinya put actual effort into producing and editing proper newspapers, such as the Mafia Gazette.

Other than NikkiOsavkovska, I can't think of anyone recently who has had the same level of success!

Callan, I'm honestly baffled at the level of personal offence you have taken at something I go out of my way to do to give a little bit of life to The Streets? What has The Coconut Chronicle done to make you so upset? We're just a mom-and-pop newspaper trying to make ends meet in these hard times. 

yeah, SeanCallan, what's wrong with the Coconut Chronicle?

Are you too good for the Coconut Chronicle, SeanCallan? Busy reading all those other highfalutin mafia newspapers? 

Itachi went around and shared his thoughts.

I also believe ******** is a total ******. True story, I have ******** to prove this if you don't believe me.

Let's not talk about *****%****, this one is one *** of a ******.

What is the purpose of this?

I liked the Coconut Chronicle (may it RIP)