Drinking your espresso in relative peace you look up to see what can only be described as a herd of tawdry dressed midgets pasting a number of advertising bills all over the wall in front of you.

An involuntary shiver travels down the nape of your neck, you stand to see what all the commotion is and read the posted bill out loud:

^{$$$ Coulrophobe's Bookmakers $$$}

Now open in Detroit

Feel free to win your fortune

Sitting back down with an uneasy sigh, the cloud of dust produced by this migrant tribe dissipates. It would appear some has settled in you coffee, you spit it out and make a mental note to visit Detroit sometime soon.