THE STAR-EXAMINER

November 19, 2019

DESTRO KILLED

Destro, a prominent member of Sharpe's family in Detroit, is dead. He was 29 days old, a Boss at level 40. No details are known at this time. A WS request has been sent out by Godfather Mikhail himself. Destro was involved in several arguments in the street recently, mainly concerning Soviet State official and chairman of the Iron Bank CommissarZverev's writing contests.

We will have a full report in our next regular issue, which will be published within a day or two.

Dominic--Editor

Published in Detroit, MICH

Thank you for keeping us updated my friend. It makes me feel safe to know that whatever happens in this world of ours The Star-Examiner will be there to give is an impartial take on the news. Not like the scandalous and sensationalist The Coconut Chronicle. 

Claudio picks up the extra edition of the Star Examiner. He begins to scratch his head at every word of the very short paper.

"Che cazzo...?" He reread the issue wondering what the editor must be thinking. "Destro was twenty-nine days old? This guy must be hitting the sauce awfully hard." Claudio scratched his head knowing that he had seen this man in the streets. He was no baby, as far as, age was concerned.

He thought of writing the editor, but instead, he did what most people do. He took it out on the messenger. Claudio turned to the proprietor of the newsstand and began to spout off.

"Why do you sell this sci-fi shit? What the hell does level 40 mean, anyway? Is this some freemason plot? I heard they only have 33 levels! Explain yourself! Don't you even know what year it is?" Claudio began to check the papers next to the clerk for dates.