You are walking down the street when you see a newsboy waving a paper and shouting, "Star-Examiner! Exclusive Interviews! Read about suspicions on Destro's death! Read about all the duels and murders! More! Get it here!" You grab a copy and open it up:

The Star-Examiner, Issue No. 2

From Dominic's excellent reporting he seems to be a relative of PhillipMarleau.

Happy to help you clear that up MariaReynolds.

I was wrong with my earlier assessment of you, Dominic.

You are a slimy, factually inaccurate, wretch. 

Nov 20, 14:32:34

You witnessed ***aealsla attempt to WACK! Dominic

Looks like your leader fears the Soviet State and is going to kill you to appease the Soviet State. RIP Dominic. There is no First Amendment in the Soviet State. 

Can the people get a Star-Examiner breaking news report on this recent development? 

Guess what, Sabrina was out on the streets again! Though, this time she wasn't with her pup. The poor dear was pretty much terrified of the crazed men shouting bullshit. Who could blame the pup. Now that Sabrina had a few run ins with the great Dominic she was in the loop. People were sending her telegrams to when Dominic's fool ass was in the streets making a clown of himself. 

Sabrina found the street intersection where Dominic was selling his "paper". Honestly, could one even call it a true paper if it wasn't published here on these streets. If it is published off site it can be changed and modified. Causing people to read different articles, edited articles. Further pushing bullshit, incorrect information and fake news. 

Sabrina paid the man for a whole stake a papers, flopped them down in the middle of the street and Whitey style, lit the motherfuckers on fire. 

(The papers. She lit the papers on fire. Not Dominic. She wasn't lighting any persons on fire just to be clear.)

Dominic, I'm getting the feeling you have a crush on me. You continue to present us with...

Sabrina trailed off, looking for the right words here. Her mother's voice chimed in her head "if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say nothing at all. But honestly, she was 100 Percent that w(b)itch so who really fucking gave a shit anymore. Though, she tried. 

...you continue to present us with such lovely, time worthy street presentations. But honestly, if you want to write a paper maybe you should stop pretending you are in the future. See, the folks reading your absolutely astounding news live in the 1930's and time travel is only found in Science Fiction novels. 

Another issue I have is that you are not printing your paper here in this realm of ours. Instead you are distributing flyers privately, that could be easily edited. If you want to commit yourself to the streets than commit yourself to the streets. Distribute your paper here.

PhillipMarleau hit the nail on the head for my next comment. Get your facts straight. Don't want to? Then make it clear you have no clue what you are actually talking about. It's pretty clear to us that you're scratching at the bottom of the barrel for "news", but maybe it's not that clear to you yet. If you want to report news, then report news. Phillip said it best:

The blatant lies are getting a bit out of control at this point.

(If you want to post a newspaper with OOC terms, post in the correct forum. The OOC forum.)