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| WMOB 69.69 FM | Started by: SingWhenYoureWinning on Sep 24, '07 11:36 |
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Good day ladies and gentlemen, this is WMOB 69.69 FM coming at you from... a place down town. the police won't find us, they never will. We are here to bring you the music YOU want to hear. We play requests 24/7. We'll also throw in a few mafia parodies of our own when we have the time! We are now open for business and taking requests, the number to dial is 0800-WMOB-6969. To begin proceedings we will start off with every mobsters favourite, by the great Frank Sinatra. My Way And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, Ill say it clear, Ill state my case, of which Im certain. Ive lived a life thats full. Ive traveled each and evry highway; And more, much more than this, I did it my way. Regrets, Ive had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course; Each careful step along the byway, But more, much more than this, I did it my way. Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out. I faced it all and I stood tall; And did it my way. Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried. Ive had my fill; my share of losing. And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing. To think I did all that; And may I say - not in a shy way, No, oh no not me, I did it my way. For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught. To say the things he truly feels; And not the words of one who kneels. The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way! |
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Here is our first parody, written by... ME! (Adapted from Me and Julio by Art and Garfunkel) This morning I got rolled out of bed and rode to the police station when my pappa found out, he began to shout helped the police with the investigation. it's against the law... it was against the law what them people saw, it was against the law momma look down and spit on the ground every time my name gets mentioned pappa said, "oi if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention" well I'm on my way, I don't know wehre I'm going I'm on my way, they dragging me round but I don't know where Goodbye Philly, the queen of gun crime Seeing me shoot up some thug down by the schoolyard Seeing me shoot up some thug down by the schoolyard Musical interlude Whoa! In a couple of days they're coming to take me away but my boss will bust me out by then Or when the radical priest, comes to get me released I'll be on the cover of Newsweek well I'm on my way, I don't know wehre I'm going I'm on my way, they dragging me round but I don't know where Goodbye Philly, the queen of gun crime Seeing me shoot up some thug down by the schoolyard Seeing me shoot up some thug down by the schoolyard |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Sep 24, '07 11:46 | |
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Something here for the poker nuts among you. This was kindly sent into us via a listener. If he wants to take credit for it he is more than welcome to call us and claim it. Well, life is a Gamble and you never know just what you might get, You lead out with Aces and some Joker's always Raising your Bet. You only get a good Pocket when you're down to a Chip and a Chair, And if you Raise 'em up easy, the whole table's takin' your dare. Chorus: We're all-in! Yeah, everything is down on the line. We're all-in! We'll make it or break it this time. When I first met you baby, your green eyes were fire and ice, It was love at first sight; you didn't have to wink at me twice. Now after all the Bad Beats, you still believe I'm gonna get 'em next time, You've been my Ace in the Hole - together, we'll Bet down the line. Chorus: We're all-in! Yeah, everything is down on the line. We're all-in! We'll make it or break it this time. Chorus extended: You're my Queen, I'm your King, and we raised three Aces up in our Set, Our House was once Full, and we're still tryin' to pay off the debt. A Spade is a Spade, so we might as well be joining the Club, I never gave you a Diamond, and worse, darlin', here comes the rub - I'm a perennial loser, I think you knew that right from the start, I never gave you no Diamond, but I always gave you all of my Heart. Chorus: We're all-in! Yeah, everything is down on the line. We're all-in! And I swear, I'm gonna make it this time! Chorus extended: I'm tellin' you Straight, I'll be Flush and they won't Come From Behind, But I still need you here with me 'cuz I'm fixin' to Re-raise The Blind. |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Sep 24, '07 11:53 | |
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Holy cow! They're just being pumped out at the moment. Here comes another...! (Adapted from Green Day - american Idiot) Don't wanna be a Los Angeles idiot! Don't wanna be in the city of angels now Can you hear the sounds of the gunshots? The subliminal mind fuck Los Angeles! Chorus Welcome to the new kind of mobster Shoots you up just for fun and then laughs Something must not be right with him Doesn't seem to me that he's ok He has leader dreams for tomorrow He's having to scrimp and save and borrow Think he's a bit of an arse. Well maybe I ought to fuck him up in the streets I'm not a part of his killing agenda Everyone believes his propaganda He sits on the edge of paranoia Chorus Welcome to the new kind of mobster Shoots you up just for fun and then laughs Something must not be right with him Doesn't seem to me that he's ok He has leader dreams for tomorrow He's having to scrimp and save and borrow Think he's a bit of an arse. Guitar interlude Don't wanna be a Los Angeles idiot One city controlled by the mob now Information causes hysteria It's going out to idiot Los Angeles Chorus Welcome to the new kind of mobster Shoots you up just for fun and then laughs Something must not be right with him Doesn't seem to me that he's ok He has leader dreams for tomorrow He's having to scrimp and save and borrow Think he's a bit of an arse. |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Sep 24, '07 12:05 | |
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As a one off tribute, I am going to put something up that was made a long long time ago by someone who used to run WMOB with me, Dick_Gozinya. SamTheAmericanEagle in Theory of Conspiracy! A musical Screenplay by Dick Gozinya. A SamTheAmericanEagle Production In cooperation with Mr 47 Films (Including the section that makes porn) Starring SamTheAmericanEagle as Shuki Didit With Brian Arao as the Reverend Seymour Flesh Pallida and The Baroness as the Sister Joy and Pain TheIncredibleDrunk as Soap Box Johnny _SamTheJeremyBeadle as T H. Readwacker Thugly McBitchnwhine as the Conspiracy Theorist Act I Scene opens with Shuki Didit sitting in a bar at a piano. Cue music. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular thug shuffle in There's an old gangster sitting next to me Deciding what forum to post in He says ""Sam can you lend me some money? I'm not really sure how this game goes, but it's rad and it sweet and I know I can compete One day I'll be wearing girls clothes."" Bridge: la la didi daa la la didi daa daa dum Chorus: Spam us some threads, you're the mafia man Spam us some threads tonight We're all in the mood for a mob war and you've got us feeling alright Now Izzy in the chat is a friend of mine he gets me my petty crimes for free and he's a quick with a joke or to wack your thread but there's someplace that he'd rather be He says ""Sam, I believe this is killing me,"" as the smile ran away from his face " "well I'm sure that I could be a Godfather if could get out of this place."" Bridge Now shippie is a mafia crewleader Who never had time for a wife And he's talking with Nick Corleone who's still a gangster and probably will be for life And the Baroness is practicing politics as the unauthorized slowly get wacked Yes they're sharing a dream they call Godfather but only one will make it alone Chorus: Spam us some threads, you're the mafia man Spam us some threads tonight We're all in the mood for a mob war and you've got us feeling alright It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday And the Admin gives me a smile 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to wack I'll end their mafia life in awhile And the HQ sounds like a carnival And TheIncredibleDrunk smells like a beer And they sit at the bar forum and put bread in my jar And say ""Sam, what are you doing here?"" Bridge Chorus: Spam us a thread, you're the mafia man Spam us a thread tonight We're all in the mood for a mob war and you've got us feeling alright Fade to black. Lights up on Thugly McBitchnwhine. He crosses to stage left and speaks with Shuki Didit. Thugly: "Hey asshole, you're the reason I'm not a Goombah yet!" Shuki: "What did I do?" Thugly: "You told the Admins I had a dupe account! I'm going to kill you for that. You are afraid that I would become Godfather before you!" Shuki: "How am I to blame for your cheating?" Thugly: "You just are! You don't want anyone to get ahead in this game!" Thugly crosses to stage right, Shuki crosses to lower center stage. Cue music. A long, long time ago I can still remember how that thug used to make me smile and I knew if I had my chance that I could make those gangsters swim with the fishes and maybe they'd be quiet for a while but unauthorized crews made me shiver with every ultimatum I delivered, bad news on the forums, I couldn't take one more dupe, I can't remember if I cried when I read about his injured pride but something touched me deep inside, the day, the spamming, died. So... CHORUS Bye, bye Mister Mafia Guy drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry an them good ol' thugs were spamming Bars and OOC singin this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die. Did you write the FAQ and do you have faith in crewleaders, if the Admin tells you so, and do you believe in crew control, can spamming save your mortal soul and can you teach me how to think real slow? Well I know that you're in love with spam cuz I saw you spammin in the forum you both ticked off the crews and I dig those spamming blues. I was a lonely teenage bronkin thug with a fat ego and a quick trigger finger but I knew I was out of luck, the day, the spamming, died. I started posting... Chorus Oh and there we were all in one place, a forum thread lost in space with no time left to start again, so come on, Thug be nimble, thug be quick, Thug Dupe press the button QUIT because spamming is the devils only friend, oh and as I watched him on the forum page, my hands were clinched in fists of rage, no gangster born in hell could break that spamming spell and as the threads climbed high into the night to light the sacrificial right I saw dupes laughing with delight, the day, the spamming, died. He was posting... Chorus I met a thug who spammed the forums and I asked her for some happy news but she just spammed and turned away, I went down to the Headquarters where I'd heard the spamming years before but the thug there said the spamming wouldn't play and in the streets the gangsters screamed, the Capos cried, and the Goombahs dreamed but not a word was spoken, the thread links all were broken and the three men I admire most, the Dick Gozinya, Boomvang, and the Holy Ghost, they caught the last thread for the coast, the day, the spamming, died, and they were posting... Chorus They were posting... Bye, bye Mister Mafia Guy drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry an them good ol' thugs were Bars and OOC singin this will be the day that I die. Close curtain, end Act I Intermission Act II Enter The Sister Joy and Pain. They cross to center stage. A spot light illuminates them both. A second spot illuminates Thugly. Joy: "You've been spreading too many rumors about Sam Thugly." Pain: "Yeah Thugly, you need to stop!" Thugly: "Whose telling you that shit?" Cue music. Heard it from a thug who Heard it from a thug who Heard it from another you've been spammin' around. They say you've got a dupe account You log in every weekend They're talkin' about you and it's bringing me down. But I know the forums good And talk is cheap when the story is good And the spam grows taller on dawn the line. But I'm tellin' you thug That I don't think it's true thug And even if it is keep this in mind: You take it to the OOC baby If that's the way you want it baby Then I don't want you around. I don't believe it not for a minute You're under the gun so you take it to the OOC. You're thinkin' up your white lies You're puttin' on your spamming lines You say you're gonna stop spamming but you won't say when. But I can feel it comin' - if you leave tonight keep runnin And you need never log back in again. You take it on the run thugly . . . You take it on the run thugly . . . You take it on the run thugly Enter Soap box Johnny and The Reverend Seymour Flesh. They cross to upper stage left. Full wash on the stage. Gun shot special sound effects heard offstage. Cue siren sound clip. Seymour: "What are we going to do about all the spam threads accusing Shuki of trying to rum the site?" Johnny: "I don't know man it's getting crazy out there." Enter T. H. Readwacker. Crosses to center. TH: "You guys here they're saying Shuki wacks all the other crew leaders threads?" Cue music Seymour: "Something has got to be done about this" TH: "Yeah but what? Enter Sisters Joy and Pain, raise music level. Spamming forums had me a blast Spamming forums happened so fast 'Met a thug crazy for me 'Met a dupe cute as can be Mafia game drifting away to oh oh the spamming nights Spam me more, spam me more Did you post more than two? Spam me more, spam me more Like does he have a crew She spammed by me, she posts like a dupe He spammed by me, likes the word poop I spammed her thread, she nearly shit He showed off spamming around Spamming fun, something's begun but oh oh the spamming nights Spam me more, spam me more Was it a thread at first sight Spam me more, spam me more Did Admin put up a fight Took her spamming in the OOC We went spamming, lol, bump, I agree We spammed threads, in the street We spammed threads till ten o'clock Spamming fling don't mean a thing but oh oh the spamming nights Spam me more, spam me more But you do gotta brag Spam me more, spam me more Cause everyone playing this game is a fag He got friendly, posting in my thread She got friendly, then she was dead She was sweet, just turned gangster Well she was good, you know I mean Spamming heat, thugs and dupes meet but oh oh the spammer nights Spam me more, spam me more how much threads did you ruin Spam me more, spam me more Could she get me a dupe Dupe wacker showed up, that's where it ends So I told her we'd still be friends Then we made our true love vow Wonder what she's spammingdoing now Spammer dreams wacked at the seams but oh those spammer nights Spam me more, spam me more Enter Shuki. Joy: "Hey Shuki what's going on?" Shuki: I just got flooded with spam and threats. Take a look at this! May 25, '03 16:08 1DONNIESPEED1 wrote: -------------------------------------- whats up Sam...somebody just asked me to kill you! To: Patrick9 sent on: 13:49 May 25 yes? ====================================== May 25, '03 18:47 Patrick9 wrote: -------------------------------------- HELP!!!!! To: Phoenix sent on: 19:48 May 25 for the hoot of it all. ====================================== May 26, '03 00:48 Phoenix wrote: -------------------------------------- hello, how come you put a hit on yourself? To: redguard sent on: 17:54 May 26 my price is 100 mil ====================================== May 26, '03 21:47 redguard wrote: -------------------------------------- Sam, This message is going only through me from another player. Hurt Inc was killed by TinyToons over an arrugument. He is wondering if you are interested in a job. He is paying at least 100K. Reply Wack To: LordHighExecutioner sent on: 18:38 May 26 you heard wrong ====================================== May 26, '03 23:32 LordHighExecutioner wrote: -------------------------------------- i hear you buy witnessed murders how much you pay i witness atleast a murder a day May 27, '03 14:58 stopwackingme wrote: -------------------------------------- ! -------------------------------------- To: stopwackingme sent on: 10:03 May 27 ? ====================================== May 27, '03 14:58 stopwackingme wrote: -------------------------------------- aahh May 28, '03 14:30 BIGBLUEMAN wrote: -------------------------------------- help plz Luka hes been callin me and hes pissin me off and i tried to wack him but i failed (this one was one of my crew - now a dead thug) To: Domalo sent on: 14:18 May 28 contact my recuirters. Axel_Foley or Bigdawg or Lucky_r ====================================== May 28, '03 15:03 Domalo wrote: -------------------------------------- Hi, I just started and im very inprested about you're crew and im thinking to join. Can i become a member of you're crew? Get i get anything when i become a member off you're crew? I hope to hear sone from you. (to which he replies - how do I find out their names?) May 29, '03 15:56 TesleR wrote: -------------------------------------- my name is TesleR, i told me that rasthbone is sending you mesages saying i am going to kill you. this is not true to prove it ask him to copy the message of me saying this, yours respectfully TesleR TH: "Damn this has to stop!" Seymour: "I say we prove their conspiracy theories true." Shuki: :Are you all packing heat?" All: "Yes!" Shuki: "Let's go depopulate mafia.org" Close curtain. Role credits A Dick Gozinya Production. Yes, thee Dick Gozinya. |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Sep 24, '07 12:10 | |
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| Someone has waaaay too much time on their hands. | |
| Reply by: Freddy_Four_Fingers at Sep 24, '07 14:40 | |
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I thought it was a excellent show myself. I look forward to the next dinner time slot. I'll certainly be singing.. Perhaps you should listen next time Freddy? or are you too busy? |
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| Reply by: Hadak_Ura at Sep 24, '07 16:40 | |
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Good morning folks! We're back on the air a little later than scheduled. We had some drunk (CamazotzCP) that had managed to get handcuffed to the studio door last night. We let him stay in the building otherwise he has nowhere to go. Him and his hobo wife got a little kinky and she passed out from the drink, which in turn... left him there. Now there's drool marks all over the windows :/ Ready to take your requests and call as of now. More parodies will be done later on in the day. |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Sep 25, '07 06:47 | |
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Hey there WMOB. Long time listener, first time caller. Great to hear you back on the airwaves pumping out the hits, and good to listen to the classic musical Theory of Conspiracy! one more time. How about spinning a disc for me? I would like to hear Turning Japanese by the Vapors. |
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| Reply by: caine at Sep 25, '07 07:49 | |
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Good morning caine. As we here at WMOB are feeling generous, we decided that our first caller today would receive $25,000. Just because we're awesome like that. The money will be with you before your requested song is finished! I've got your picture of me and you You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too" I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do Oh it's in color Your hair is brown Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds I often kiss you when there's no one else around I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of you all round my cell I want a doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of them all round my cell I want the doctor to take a picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark Everyone around me is a total stranger Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so (think so think so think so) Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Sep 25, '07 07:58 | |
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Listening and tapping my foot along as my song is played, I can hardly believe my ears as WMOB announces I have won 25k Wow! What a station. What a show. I wonder if I can get a bumper sticker for my car. WMOB Rules the airwaves! |
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| Reply by: caine at Sep 25, '07 08:07 | |
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Holy cow! That song woke me up. I've just written another parody, so awaaaaaaaaaaay we go! (Adapted from My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade) When I was, a young boy My father toook me to Philly To see a powerful man He said, son when you grow up Will you be a hitter for the family To kill our enemies He said, will you defeat them? You're enemies and all the non believers The plans that they have made Because one day, I'll leave you, I'll be shot I'll leave you in the summer, to join the hitsquad then When I was, a young boy My father to me to Philly To see a powerful man He said, son when you grow up Will you be a hitter for the family To kill our enemies Sometimes I get the feeling, he's watching over me And other times I think that I should kill When through it all the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets And when I'm gone, everyone will want to know I'll carry on, I'll carry on And though I'll be gone believe me, my memory will carry on I'll carry on, I'll carry on And though I'll be 6 foot under my kill list will explain it A stealth wack sends you reeling someone tried to take your dream You mother fuckers I will kill you all The skills you lack, make me wackback I've told you once or twice defiant to the end you can't kill me I'll carry on, I'll carry on And though I'll be gone believe me, my memory will carry on I'll carry on, I'll carry on And though I'll be 6 foot under my kill list will explain it On and on, I killed them all through fear ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh Disappointed faces of my peers ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh Take a look at me, cos i dont care one little bit Do or die you'll never make me because this world will never take my heart Go on try, you'll never break me I want it all, I'm gonna play the arse I wont explain or say I'm sorry, I'm not ashamed I'm gonna show my scars Give me a chance and I'll kill you all, cos I'm only... I'm just a man, not a hero Just a boy, who's meant to kill you all Just a man, I'm not a hero I... don't... care. I'll carry on, I'll carry on And though I'll be gone believe me, my memory will carry on I'll carry on, I'll carry on And though I'll be 6 foot under my kill list will explain it |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Sep 25, '07 08:13 | |
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Yo Deeshay! Any chance of Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung? |
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| Reply by: R at Sep 27, '07 10:48 | |
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R, I shall have that played for you next, but at this moment it is time to play the winner of the WMOB - Money for parodies competition. This is a brilliant parody sent in by Midnight that just made me laugh my arse off. Enjoy... A song about FakeMan and how CP love him. To the song "The Way I are" ~ RC ~ I ain't got no barbs, I ain't got no plane to fly me to New Orleans I can't even get any morphine But together we be the perfect drug deee(lers) Talk to me Fake.. ~ RC ~ Booey ~ Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree Thug it out til we get to Goomba? ~ Chorus ~ (Camazotz) Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like you just the way you are (gregz0r) I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped Can you handle me the way I are? (DW) I don't need the G's or the Coke keys Fake I like you just the way you are (Cam, DW and Greg) Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like, we like, we like.... ~ Verse 2 ~ Selenity ~ I ain't got no VISA I live in a mud hut on the plains, We can't go touch anywhere exotic It don't matter 'cause I know you love my brains Talk to me Fake ~ RC ~ Booey ~ Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree Thug it out til we get to Goomba? (Camazotz) Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like you just the way you are (Gregz0r) I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped Can you handle me the way I are? (DW) I don't need the G's or the Coke keys Fake I like you just the way you are (Cam, DW and Greg) Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like, we like, we like.... ~ Rap Verse ~ Camazotz ~ Fakey Man, I don't got a huge ol' HQ, I rent a room in a HQ Listen Fakey Man, I ain't got a plane that flies, But I can tell your lies So listen, Fakey Man, once you get a dose of Cam You gon' want some ...lube So listen, Fakey Man, when I'm naked I want your hair, Want your hair, yeah. ~ Mithras and Antonio ~ Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree Thug it out til we get to Goomba? (Camazotz) Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like you just the way you are (Gregz0r) I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped Can you handle me the way I are? (DW) I don't need the G's or the Coke keys Fake I like you just the way you are (Cam, DW, Gregz0r, Selen, Mithras, Antonio, RC ) Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like, we like, we like.... |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Sep 27, '07 17:20 | |
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| play me some AC/DC | |
| Reply by: Flexo at Oct 04, '07 10:18 | |
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Ah, fine choice. Here is an AC/DC classic. "Inject The Venom" No mercy for the bad if they want it No mercy for the bad if they plead No mercy for the bad if they need it No mercy from me Tell no truth an' tell no lies Cross your heart and hope to die Never give what you can't take back Scratch like a cat If you inject your venom It'll be your last attack No mercy for the bad if they want it No mercy for the bad if they plead No mercy for the bad if they need it V.e.n.o.m. Got no heart, no feel no pain Take your soul and leave a stain Come choose your victim Take him by surprise Go in hard and get him Right between the eyes and Inject the venom Inject the venom, c'mon Inject the venom Inject it all Stick it in Stick it Inject the venom Inject the venom Inject the venom Get it all Inject the venom Inject the venom Inject it all Inject the venom |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Oct 04, '07 17:57 | |
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| Play me a song man, anything to make the time pass quicker... | |
| Reply by: James_Huish at Oct 05, '07 21:10 | |
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After some time off, WMOB is back to playing for you for as long as is humanly possible... Coming up within the next hour are the parody's the public sent in. I will play 1 every 30 minutes from 9:00 mobtime. |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Oct 06, '07 08:53 | |
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I know it's a bit late. :p Here is the eventual winner of the parody competition, sent in by Midnight. A song about FakeMan and how CP love him. To the song "The Way I are" ~ RC ~ I ain't got no barbs, I ain't got no plane to fly me to New Orleans I can't even get any morphine But together we be the perfect drug deee(lers) Talk to me Fake.. ~ RC ~ Booey ~ Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree Thug it out til we get to Goomba? ~ Chorus ~ (Camazotz) Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like you just the way you are (gregz0r) I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped Can you handle me the way I are? (DW) I don't need the G's or the Coke keys Fake I like you just the way you are (Cam, DW and Greg) Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like, we like, we like.... ~ Verse 2 ~ Selenity ~ I ain't got no VISA I live in a mud hut on the plains, We can't go touch anywhere exotic It don't matter 'cause I know you love my brains Talk to me Fake ~ RC ~ Booey ~ Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree Thug it out til we get to Goomba? (Camazotz) Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like you just the way you are (Gregz0r) I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped Can you handle me the way I are? (DW) I don't need the G's or the Coke keys Fake I like you just the way you are (Cam, DW and Greg) Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like, we like, we like.... ~ Rap Verse ~ Camazotz ~ Fakey Man, I don't got a huge ol' HQ, I rent a room in a HQ Listen Fakey Man, I ain't got a plane that flies, But I can tell your lies So listen, Fakey Man, once you get a dose of Cam You gon' want some ...lube So listen, Fakey Man, when I'm naked I want your hair, Want your hair, yeah. ~ Mithras and Antonio ~ Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree Thug it out til we get to Goomba? (Camazotz) Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like you just the way you are (Gregz0r) I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped Can you handle me the way I are? (DW) I don't need the G's or the Coke keys Fake I like you just the way you are (Cam, DW, Gregz0r, Selen, Mithras, Antonio, RC ) Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip 'Cause we like, we like, we like.... |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Oct 06, '07 09:46 | |
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This parody is courtesy of Victus. An amusing take on the twats who did nothing but moan all through the Librizzi era, yet never did sod all about it So you think this leadership's shite? I'd infd it hard not to agree, You say it's all turned bitter and trite, It's about who's in yer family tree. (CHORUS) You all said Anita was unkillable, But only in words of less than two syllables Why didn't you rank up and have a crack? Just like that racy TGG pact. It's all in the past, you still rave in detail Just get yourself to a higher place You've had your cry, or should I say wail? So then, just hush your fucking gace. You all said Anita was unkillable, But only in words of less than two syllables Why didn't you rank up and have a crack? Just like that racy TGG pact. (Repeat till fade) |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Oct 07, '07 09:42 | |
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