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WMOB 69.69 FM Started by: SingWhenYoureWinning on Sep 24, '07 11:36
Good day ladies and gentlemen, this is WMOB 69.69 FM coming at you from... a place down town. the police won't find us, they never will.


We are here to bring you the music YOU want to hear. We play requests 24/7. We'll also throw in a few mafia parodies of our own when we have the time!


We are now open for business and taking requests, the number to dial is 0800-WMOB-6969.


To begin proceedings we will start off with every mobsters favourite, by the great Frank Sinatra.

My Way


And now, the end is near;

And so I face the final curtain.

My friend, Ill say it clear,

Ill state my case, of which Im certain.


Ive lived a life thats full.

Ive traveled each and evry highway;

And more, much more than this,

I did it my way.


Regrets, Ive had a few;

But then again, too few to mention.

I did what I had to do

And saw it through without exemption.


I planned each charted course;

Each careful step along the byway,

But more, much more than this,

I did it my way.


Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew

When I bit off more than I could chew.

But through it all, when there was doubt,

I ate it up and spit it out.

I faced it all and I stood tall;

And did it my way.


Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.

Ive had my fill; my share of losing.

And now, as tears subside,

I find it all so amusing.


To think I did all that;

And may I say - not in a shy way,

No, oh no not me,

I did it my way.


For what is a man, what has he got?

If not himself, then he has naught.

To say the things he truly feels;

And not the words of one who kneels.

The record shows I took the blows -

And did it my way!
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Here is our first parody, written by... ME!


(Adapted from Me and Julio by Art and Garfunkel)


This morning I got rolled out of bed

and rode to the police station

when my pappa found out, he began to shout

helped the police with the investigation.


it's against the law... it was against the law

what them people saw, it was against the law


momma look down and spit on the ground

every time my name gets mentioned

pappa said, "oi if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention"


well I'm on my way, I don't know wehre I'm going

I'm on my way, they dragging me round but I don't know where


Goodbye Philly, the queen of gun crime

Seeing me shoot up some thug down by the schoolyard

Seeing me shoot up some thug down by the schoolyard

Musical interlude


Whoa! In a couple of days they're coming to take me away

but my boss will bust me out by then

Or when the radical priest, comes to get me released

I'll be on the cover of Newsweek



well I'm on my way, I don't know wehre I'm going

I'm on my way, they dragging me round but I don't know where

Goodbye Philly, the queen of gun crime

Seeing me shoot up some thug down by the schoolyard

Seeing me shoot up some thug down by the schoolyard
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Something here for the poker nuts among you.


This was kindly sent into us via a listener. If he wants to take credit for it he is more than welcome to call us and claim it.


Well, life is a Gamble and you never know just what you might get,

You lead out with Aces and some Joker's always Raising your Bet.

You only get a good Pocket when you're down to a Chip and a Chair,

And if you Raise 'em up easy, the whole table's takin' your dare.


Chorus:

We're all-in!

Yeah, everything is down on the line.

We're all-in!

We'll make it or break it this time.


When I first met you baby, your green eyes were fire and ice,

It was love at first sight; you didn't have to wink at me twice.

Now after all the Bad Beats, you still believe I'm gonna get 'em next time,

You've been my Ace in the Hole - together, we'll Bet down the line.


Chorus:

We're all-in!

Yeah, everything is down on the line.

We're all-in!

We'll make it or break it this time.


Chorus extended:

You're my Queen, I'm your King, and we raised three Aces up in our Set,

Our House was once Full, and we're still tryin' to pay off the debt.


A Spade is a Spade, so we might as well be joining the Club,

I never gave you a Diamond, and worse, darlin', here comes the rub -

I'm a perennial loser, I think you knew that right from the start,

I never gave you no Diamond, but I always gave you all of my Heart.


Chorus:

We're all-in!

Yeah, everything is down on the line.

We're all-in!

And I swear, I'm gonna make it this time!


Chorus extended:

I'm tellin' you Straight, I'll be Flush and they won't Come From Behind,

But I still need you here with me 'cuz I'm fixin' to Re-raise The Blind.
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Holy cow! They're just being pumped out at the moment. Here comes another...!


(Adapted from Green Day - american Idiot)


Don't wanna be a Los Angeles idiot!

Don't wanna be in the city of angels now

Can you hear the sounds of the gunshots?

The subliminal mind fuck Los Angeles!


Chorus

Welcome to the new kind of mobster

Shoots you up just for fun and then laughs

Something must not be right with him

Doesn't seem to me that he's ok

He has leader dreams for tomorrow

He's having to scrimp and save and borrow

Think he's a bit of an arse.


Well maybe I ought to fuck him up in the streets

I'm not a part of his killing agenda

Everyone believes his propaganda

He sits on the edge of paranoia


Chorus

Welcome to the new kind of mobster

Shoots you up just for fun and then laughs

Something must not be right with him

Doesn't seem to me that he's ok

He has leader dreams for tomorrow

He's having to scrimp and save and borrow

Think he's a bit of an arse.

Guitar interlude


Don't wanna be a Los Angeles idiot

One city controlled by the mob now

Information causes hysteria

It's going out to idiot Los Angeles


Chorus

Welcome to the new kind of mobster

Shoots you up just for fun and then laughs

Something must not be right with him

Doesn't seem to me that he's ok

He has leader dreams for tomorrow

He's having to scrimp and save and borrow

Think he's a bit of an arse.
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As a one off tribute, I am going to put something up that was made a long long time ago by someone who used to run WMOB with me, Dick_Gozinya.


SamTheAmericanEagle in Theory of Conspiracy!


A musical Screenplay by Dick Gozinya.


A SamTheAmericanEagle Production


In cooperation with Mr 47 Films (Including the section that makes porn)


Starring SamTheAmericanEagle as Shuki Didit


With Brian Arao as the Reverend Seymour Flesh


Pallida and The Baroness as the Sister Joy and Pain


TheIncredibleDrunk as Soap Box Johnny


_SamTheJeremyBeadle as T H. Readwacker


Thugly McBitchnwhine as the Conspiracy Theorist


Act I


Scene opens with Shuki Didit sitting in a bar at a piano. Cue music.


It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

The regular thug shuffle in

There's an old gangster sitting next to me

Deciding what forum to post in

He says ""Sam can you lend me some money?

I'm not really sure how this game goes,

but it's rad and it sweet and I know I can compete

One day I'll be wearing girls clothes.""


Bridge: la la didi daa la la didi daa daa dum


Chorus: Spam us some threads, you're the mafia man

Spam us some threads tonight

We're all in the mood for a mob war and you've got us feeling alright


Now Izzy in the chat is a friend of mine he gets me my petty crimes for free

and he's a quick with a joke or to wack your thread

but there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says ""Sam, I believe this is killing me,""

as the smile ran away from his face "

"well I'm sure that I could be a Godfather if could get out of this place.""


Bridge


Now shippie is a mafia crewleader

Who never had time for a wife

And he's talking with Nick Corleone who's still a gangster

and probably will be for life

And the Baroness is practicing politics as the unauthorized slowly get wacked

Yes they're sharing a dream they call Godfather but only one will make it alone


Chorus: Spam us some threads, you're the mafia man

Spam us some threads tonight

We're all in the mood for a mob war and you've got us feeling alright


It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

And the Admin gives me a smile

'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to wack

I'll end their mafia life in awhile

And the HQ sounds like a carnival

And TheIncredibleDrunk smells like a beer

And they sit at the bar forum and put bread in my jar

And say ""Sam, what are you doing here?""


Bridge


Chorus: Spam us a thread, you're the mafia man

Spam us a thread tonight

We're all in the mood for a mob war and you've got us feeling alright


Fade to black. Lights up on Thugly McBitchnwhine. He crosses to stage left and speaks with Shuki Didit.


Thugly: "Hey asshole, you're the reason I'm not a Goombah yet!"


Shuki: "What did I do?"


Thugly: "You told the Admins I had a dupe account! I'm going to kill you for that. You are afraid that I would become Godfather before you!"


Shuki: "How am I to blame for your cheating?"


Thugly: "You just are! You don't want anyone to get ahead in this game!"


Thugly crosses to stage right, Shuki crosses to lower center stage. Cue music.


A long, long time ago I can still remember how that thug used to make me smile and I knew if I had my chance that I could make those gangsters swim with the fishes and maybe they'd be quiet for a while but unauthorized crews made me shiver with every ultimatum I delivered, bad news on the forums, I couldn't take one more dupe, I can't remember if I cried when I read about his injured pride but something touched me deep inside, the day, the spamming, died. So...


CHORUS

Bye, bye Mister Mafia Guy drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry an them good ol' thugs were spamming Bars and OOC singin this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die.


Did you write the FAQ and do you have faith in crewleaders, if the Admin tells you so, and do you believe in crew control, can spamming save your mortal soul and can you teach me how to think real slow? Well I know that you're in love with spam cuz I saw you spammin in the forum you both ticked off the crews and I dig those spamming blues. I was a lonely teenage bronkin thug with a fat ego and a quick trigger finger but I knew I was out of luck, the day, the spamming, died. I started posting...


Chorus


Oh and there we were all in one place, a forum thread lost in space with no time left to start again, so come on, Thug be nimble, thug be quick, Thug Dupe press the button QUIT because spamming is the devils only friend, oh and as I watched him on the forum page, my hands were clinched in fists of rage, no gangster born in hell could break that spamming spell and as the threads climbed high into the night to light the sacrificial right I saw dupes laughing with delight, the day, the spamming, died. He was posting...


Chorus


I met a thug who spammed the forums and I asked her for some happy news but she just spammed and turned away, I went down to the Headquarters where I'd heard the spamming years before but the thug there said the spamming wouldn't play and in the streets the gangsters screamed, the Capos cried, and the Goombahs dreamed but not a word was spoken, the thread links all were broken and the three men I admire most, the Dick Gozinya, Boomvang, and the Holy Ghost, they caught the last thread for the coast, the day, the spamming, died, and they were posting...


Chorus


They were posting... Bye, bye Mister Mafia Guy drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry an them good ol' thugs were Bars and OOC singin this will be the day that I die.


Close curtain, end Act I


Intermission


Act II


Enter The Sister Joy and Pain. They cross to center stage. A spot light illuminates them both. A second spot illuminates Thugly.


Joy: "You've been spreading too many rumors about Sam Thugly."


Pain: "Yeah Thugly, you need to stop!"


Thugly: "Whose telling you that shit?"


Cue music.


Heard it from a thug who

Heard it from a thug who

Heard it from another you've been spammin' around.

They say you've got a dupe account

You log in every weekend

They're talkin' about you and it's bringing me down.

But I know the forums good

And talk is cheap when the story is good

And the spam grows taller on dawn the line.

But I'm tellin' you thug

That I don't think it's true thug

And even if it is keep this in mind:

You take it to the OOC baby

If that's the way you want it baby

Then I don't want you around.

I don't believe it not for a minute

You're under the gun so you take it to the OOC.

You're thinkin' up your white lies

You're puttin' on your spamming lines

You say you're gonna stop spamming but you won't say when.

But I can feel it comin' - if you leave tonight keep runnin

And you need never log back in again.

You take it on the run thugly . . .

You take it on the run thugly . . .

You take it on the run thugly


Enter Soap box Johnny and The Reverend Seymour Flesh. They cross to upper stage left. Full wash on the stage. Gun shot special sound effects heard offstage. Cue siren sound clip.


Seymour: "What are we going to do about all the spam threads accusing Shuki of trying to rum the site?"


Johnny: "I don't know man it's getting crazy out there."


Enter T. H. Readwacker. Crosses to center.


TH: "You guys here they're saying Shuki wacks all the other crew leaders threads?"


Cue music


Seymour: "Something has got to be done about this"


TH: "Yeah but what?


Enter Sisters Joy and Pain, raise music level.


Spamming forums had me a blast

Spamming forums happened so fast

'Met a thug crazy for me

'Met a dupe cute as can be

Mafia game drifting away to oh oh the spamming nights


Spam me more, spam me more

Did you post more than two?

Spam me more, spam me more

Like does he have a crew


She spammed by me, she posts like a dupe

He spammed by me, likes the word poop

I spammed her thread, she nearly shit

He showed off spamming around

Spamming fun, something's begun but oh oh the spamming nights


Spam me more, spam me more

Was it a thread at first sight

Spam me more, spam me more

Did Admin put up a fight


Took her spamming in the OOC

We went spamming, lol, bump, I agree

We spammed threads, in the street

We spammed threads till ten o'clock

Spamming fling don't mean a thing but oh oh the spamming nights


Spam me more, spam me more

But you do gotta brag

Spam me more, spam me more

Cause everyone playing this game is a fag


He got friendly, posting in my thread

She got friendly, then she was dead

She was sweet, just turned gangster

Well she was good, you know I mean

Spamming heat, thugs and dupes meet but oh oh the spammer nights


Spam me more, spam me more

how much threads did you ruin

Spam me more, spam me more

Could she get me a dupe


Dupe wacker showed up, that's where it ends

So I told her we'd still be friends

Then we made our true love vow

Wonder what she's spammingdoing now

Spammer dreams wacked at the seams but oh those spammer nights


Spam me more, spam me more


Enter Shuki.


Joy: "Hey Shuki what's going on?"


Shuki: I just got flooded with spam and threats. Take a look at this!


May 25, '03 16:08 1DONNIESPEED1 wrote:

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whats up Sam...somebody just asked me to kill you!


To: Patrick9 sent on: 13:49 May 25


yes?


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May 25, '03 18:47 Patrick9 wrote:

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HELP!!!!!

To: Phoenix sent on: 19:48 May 25


for the hoot of it all.

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May 26, '03 00:48 Phoenix wrote:

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hello, how come you put a hit on yourself?

To: redguard sent on: 17:54 May 26


my price is 100 mil

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May 26, '03 21:47 redguard wrote:

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Sam,

This message is going only through me from another player.


Hurt Inc was killed by TinyToons over an arrugument.


He is wondering if you are interested in a job.


He is paying at least 100K.


Reply


Wack


To: LordHighExecutioner sent on: 18:38 May 26


you heard wrong

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May 26, '03 23:32 LordHighExecutioner wrote:

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i hear you buy witnessed murders how much you pay i witness atleast a murder a day


May 27, '03 14:58 stopwackingme wrote:

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!

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To: stopwackingme sent on: 10:03 May 27


?

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May 27, '03 14:58 stopwackingme wrote:

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aahh


May 28, '03 14:30 BIGBLUEMAN wrote:

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help plz


Luka hes been callin me and hes pissin me off and i tried to wack him but i failed

(this one was one of my crew - now a dead thug)


To: Domalo sent on: 14:18 May 28


contact my recuirters.


Axel_Foley or Bigdawg or Lucky_r

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May 28, '03 15:03 Domalo wrote:

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Hi, I just started and im very inprested about you're crew and im thinking to join.


Can i become a member of you're crew?

Get i get anything when i become a member off you're crew?


I hope to hear sone from you.


(to which he replies - how do I find out their names?)



May 29, '03 15:56 TesleR wrote:

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my name is TesleR, i told me that rasthbone is sending you mesages saying i am going to kill you. this is not true to prove it ask him to copy the message of me saying this,

yours respectfully

TesleR




TH: "Damn this has to stop!"


Seymour: "I say we prove their conspiracy theories true."


Shuki: :Are you all packing heat?"


All: "Yes!"


Shuki: "Let's go depopulate mafia.org"


Close curtain. Role credits


A Dick Gozinya Production.

Yes, thee Dick Gozinya.
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Someone has waaaay too much time on their hands.
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I thought it was a excellent show myself.


I look forward to the next dinner time slot. I'll certainly be singing..


Perhaps you should listen next time Freddy? or are you too busy?
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Good morning folks!


We're back on the air a little later than scheduled. We had some drunk (CamazotzCP) that had managed to get handcuffed to the studio door last night. We let him stay in the building otherwise he has nowhere to go. Him and his hobo wife got a little kinky and she passed out from the drink, which in turn... left him there. Now there's drool marks all over the windows :/


Ready to take your requests and call as of now.


More parodies will be done later on in the day.
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Hey there WMOB. Long time listener, first time caller. Great to hear you back on the airwaves pumping out the hits, and good to listen to the classic musical Theory of Conspiracy! one more time.


How about spinning a disc for me? I would like to hear Turning Japanese by the Vapors.
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Good morning caine.


As we here at WMOB are feeling generous, we decided that our first caller today would receive $25,000. Just because we're awesome like that. The money will be with you before your requested song is finished!


I've got your picture of me and you

You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"

I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color Your hair is brown

Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds

I often kiss you when there's no one else around


I've got your picture, I've got your picture

I'd like a million of you all round my cell

I want a doctor to take your picture

So I can look at you from inside as well

You've got me turning up and turning down

And turning in and turning 'round


I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so


I've got your picture, I've got your picture

I'd like a million of them all round my cell

I want the doctor to take a picture

So I can look at you from inside as well

You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round


I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so


No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women

No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark

Everyone around me is a total stranger

Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

That's why I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so


Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

(think so think so think so)

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so
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Listening and tapping my foot along as my song is played, I can hardly believe my ears as WMOB announces I have won 25k


Wow! What a station. What a show. I wonder if I can get a bumper sticker for my car.


WMOB Rules the airwaves!
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Holy cow! That song woke me up.


I've just written another parody, so awaaaaaaaaaaay we go!


(Adapted from My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade)


When I was, a young boy

My father toook me to Philly

To see a powerful man

He said, son when you grow up

Will you be a hitter for the family

To kill our enemies


He said, will you defeat them?

You're enemies and all the non believers

The plans that they have made

Because one day, I'll leave you, I'll be shot

I'll leave you in the summer, to join the hitsquad then

When I was, a young boy

My father to me to Philly

To see a powerful man

He said, son when you grow up

Will you be a hitter for the family

To kill our enemies



Sometimes I get the feeling, he's watching over me

And other times I think that I should kill

When through it all the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets

And when I'm gone, everyone will want to know


I'll carry on, I'll carry on

And though I'll be gone believe me,

my memory will carry on

I'll carry on, I'll carry on

And though I'll be 6 foot under

my kill list will explain it


A stealth wack sends you reeling

someone tried to take your dream

You mother fuckers I will kill you all

The skills you lack, make me wackback

I've told you once or twice

defiant to the end you can't kill me


I'll carry on, I'll carry on

And though I'll be gone believe me,

my memory will carry on

I'll carry on, I'll carry on

And though I'll be 6 foot under

my kill list will explain it


On and on, I killed them all through fear

ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh

Disappointed faces of my peers

ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh


Take a look at me, cos i dont care one little bit

Do or die you'll never make me

because this world will never take my heart

Go on try, you'll never break me

I want it all, I'm gonna play the arse

I wont explain or say I'm sorry,

I'm not ashamed

I'm gonna show my scars

Give me a chance and I'll kill you all, cos I'm only...

I'm just a man, not a hero

Just a boy, who's meant to kill you all

Just a man,

I'm not a hero

I... don't... care.


I'll carry on, I'll carry on

And though I'll be gone believe me,

my memory will carry on

I'll carry on, I'll carry on

And though I'll be 6 foot under

my kill list will explain it
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Yo Deeshay!


Any chance of Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung?
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R, I shall have that played for you next, but at this moment it is time to play the winner of the WMOB - Money for parodies competition.


This is a brilliant parody sent in by Midnight that just made me laugh my arse off.


Enjoy...


A song about FakeMan and how CP love him.


To the song "The Way I are"


~ RC ~

I ain't got no barbs,

I ain't got no plane to fly me to New Orleans

I can't even get any morphine

But together we be the perfect drug deee(lers)

Talk to me Fake..


~ RC ~ Booey ~


Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me

If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free

We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree

Thug it out til we get to Goomba?


~ Chorus ~


(Camazotz)

Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like you just the way you are


(gregz0r)

I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped

Can you handle me the way I are?


(DW)

I don't need the G's or the Coke keys

Fake I like you just the way you are


(Cam, DW and Greg)

Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like, we like, we like....


~ Verse 2 ~ Selenity ~

I ain't got no VISA

I live in a mud hut on the plains,

We can't go touch anywhere exotic

It don't matter 'cause I know you love my brains

Talk to me Fake


~ RC ~ Booey ~


Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me

If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free

We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree

Thug it out til we get to Goomba?


(Camazotz)

Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like you just the way you are


(Gregz0r)

I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped

Can you handle me the way I are?


(DW)

I don't need the G's or the Coke keys

Fake I like you just the way you are


(Cam, DW and Greg)

Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like, we like, we like....


~ Rap Verse ~ Camazotz ~


Fakey Man, I don't got a huge ol' HQ,

I rent a room in a HQ

Listen Fakey Man, I ain't got a plane that flies,

But I can tell your lies

So listen, Fakey Man, once you get a dose of Cam

You gon' want some ...lube

So listen, Fakey Man, when I'm naked I want your hair,

Want your hair, yeah.


~ Mithras and Antonio ~


Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me

If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free

We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree

Thug it out til we get to Goomba?


(Camazotz)

Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like you just the way you are


(Gregz0r)

I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped

Can you handle me the way I are?


(DW)

I don't need the G's or the Coke keys

Fake I like you just the way you are


(Cam, DW, Gregz0r, Selen, Mithras, Antonio, RC )

Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like, we like, we like....
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play me some AC/DC
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Ah, fine choice. Here is an AC/DC classic.


"Inject The Venom"


No mercy for the bad if they want it

No mercy for the bad if they plead

No mercy for the bad if they need it

No mercy from me

Tell no truth an' tell no lies

Cross your heart and hope to die

Never give what you can't take back

Scratch like a cat

If you inject your venom

It'll be your last attack


No mercy for the bad if they want it

No mercy for the bad if they plead

No mercy for the bad if they need it

V.e.n.o.m.


Got no heart, no feel no pain

Take your soul and leave a stain

Come choose your victim

Take him by surprise

Go in hard and get him

Right between the eyes and

Inject the venom

Inject the venom, c'mon

Inject the venom

Inject it all

Stick it in

Stick it


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Inject the venom

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Play me a song man, anything to make the time pass quicker...
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After some time off, WMOB is back to playing for you for as long as is humanly possible...


Coming up within the next hour are the parody's the public sent in. I will play 1 every 30 minutes from 9:00 mobtime.
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I know it's a bit late. :p


Here is the eventual winner of the parody competition, sent in by Midnight.


A song about FakeMan and how CP love him.


To the song "The Way I are"


~ RC ~

I ain't got no barbs,

I ain't got no plane to fly me to New Orleans

I can't even get any morphine

But together we be the perfect drug deee(lers)

Talk to me Fake..


~ RC ~ Booey ~


Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me

If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free

We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree

Thug it out til we get to Goomba?


~ Chorus ~


(Camazotz)

Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like you just the way you are


(gregz0r)

I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped

Can you handle me the way I are?


(DW)

I don't need the G's or the Coke keys

Fake I like you just the way you are


(Cam, DW and Greg)

Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like, we like, we like....


~ Verse 2 ~ Selenity ~

I ain't got no VISA

I live in a mud hut on the plains,

We can't go touch anywhere exotic

It don't matter 'cause I know you love my brains

Talk to me Fake


~ RC ~ Booey ~


Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me

If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free

We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree

Thug it out til we get to Goomba?


(Camazotz)

Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like you just the way you are


(Gregz0r)

I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped

Can you handle me the way I are?


(DW)

I don't need the G's or the Coke keys

Fake I like you just the way you are


(Cam, DW and Greg)

Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like, we like, we like....


~ Rap Verse ~ Camazotz ~


Fakey Man, I don't got a huge ol' HQ,

I rent a room in a HQ

Listen Fakey Man, I ain't got a plane that flies,

But I can tell your lies

So listen, Fakey Man, once you get a dose of Cam

You gon' want some ...lube

So listen, Fakey Man, when I'm naked I want your hair,

Want your hair, yeah.


~ Mithras and Antonio ~


Oh, Fakey, it's alright now, you ain't gotta pose for me

If we go rough, you can still touch my coke, it's free

We can work without the petties just you, me and dupree

Thug it out til we get to Goomba?


(Camazotz)

Fakey if you strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like you just the way you are


(Gregz0r)

I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped

Can you handle me the way I are?


(DW)

I don't need the G's or the Coke keys

Fake I like you just the way you are


(Cam, DW, Gregz0r, Selen, Mithras, Antonio, RC )

Let us see ya strip, you can get a tip

'Cause we like, we like, we like....
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This parody is courtesy of Victus.

An amusing take on the twats who did nothing but moan all through the Librizzi era, yet never did sod all about it


So you think this leadership's shite?

I'd infd it hard not to agree,

You say it's all turned bitter and trite,

It's about who's in yer family tree.


(CHORUS)

You all said Anita was unkillable,

But only in words of less than two syllables

Why didn't you rank up and have a crack?

Just like that racy TGG pact.


It's all in the past, you still rave in detail

Just get yourself to a higher place

You've had your cry, or should I say wail?

So then, just hush your fucking gace.


You all said Anita was unkillable,

But only in words of less than two syllables

Why didn't you rank up and have a crack?

Just like that racy TGG pact.


(Repeat till fade)
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