In the interests of the safety of our glorious leaders, I have offered them all a home in these troubling times.

Failure to accept will result in action being taken.

Pls respond.

~Vapor

(No U) 

Brittle, also known as LoveHand, Orange, lazycunt etc, is the first to decline.

He shall face my wrath of hot steaminess. 

Anarchy-, he of little brain and slow gun, sexist pig and clown, has now also incurred my wrath.

To: Anarchy-
From: Vapor
Sent: Dec 10, '19 15:25
Subject: Invite

Well obviously it's easy, that's why I said it was weak.

Not only is it elementary level, you are insinuating that women are the weaker sex and therefore lesser than you. Disgusting. I knew you were dull, but a misogynist? 

Gross.

To: Vapor
From: Anarchy-
Sent: Dec 10, '19 15:23
Subject: Invite

Look at you trying to hurt my feelings. That’s even more adorable than the other chick in my inbox.
I know both you females are hurt because you’re both saying the same thing in different words. I can keep going too.
Believe me , this is easy.
To: Anarchy-
From: Vapor
Sent: Dec 10, '19 15:21
Subject: Invite

Oh Anarchy, you simple boy. Your trash talk game is quite weak, like your IQ.

Please exit stage left.

To: Vapor
From: Anarchy-
Sent: Dec 10, '19 15:19
Subject: Invite

😂😂😂 not one but two chicks in my inbox at the same time? You’re making me blush 😊😊
To: Anarchy-
From: Vapor
Sent: Dec 10, '19 15:13
Subject: Invite

***Mass Mail to all Upper Structures***
You have all been invited to my crew for safe haven.

Accept the invite or actions will be taken.

~Vapor

(No U)

My evil twin, Vapour, has taken his own life in shame. I am sad now, which means I am even more wrathful.

Vapor

(No U)

Sends flowers

My condolences for your twin. GRHS

REJOICE!

My brother's kin, my Nephew, has come to me and has taken his place by my side.

| Vapor | Don 

I pray I can turn him from his father's evil ways.

Don has been invited to join your crew.

Many of the invited have chosen to ignore my invites, in a clear attempt to try to prolong my wrath. I shall not be deterred! 

Perhaps I have intimidated them into silence? What say you, peasants?

Don MariaReynolds has declined my safety. However, she was polite about it. She only incurs half wrath. I will not break her incog.

The rogue DougRoss aka Clank aka NotClank aka AngeryClank aka Clanks aka SpankBankClank has committed the brutal murder of the wonderful poutine. She was an angel of light in this dark world, and this heinous crime shall not go unpunished! 

Why is it that wars always brings out the retard patrol?

Oh lampy lamp, I'm just having a laugh! 

But you're not wrong, what kind of retard would send invites to any active unsponsored person and then threaten their lives should they not accept?

Instead of a laugh, how about I give you a lift, bro? Anybody want to see me lift this guy? I'll lift anything. I'll lift a live animal, I straight up don't give a fuck. Twenty bucks says I can do a thousand reps of this wimp. 

Well MartyMuscles, in my educated opinion I feel that one thousand reps is quite weak in this instance. Considering I am vapor, and therefore virtually weightless, you should be able to do a billion reps of me. However you'll have to formulate a way to capture me in a way to be able to actually lift me.

Vapor | Buggs | Don

Buggs has separated me from my nephew. Atrocious.

Buggs, I demand you take your own life, immediately. 

Despite being in a correctional facility, Hoth, also known as Riley "YoU cOmE aT tHe KiNg YoU bEsT nOt MiSs" (sorry if you haven't heard of him) has incurred my wrath. He is a confirmed scripter that has used nefarious wizardry to gain an edge in other dimensions. One would not be surprised if he had done so in this world as well, given recent trends.

For shame.

I have never heard of this "Riley", is he truly the King, and cannot be hit?!

No, not for the next 

What a joke. All the vets offered a home. Yet I was not offered one. 

Anyone got a tissue, I need to blow my nose.

Please do bend over for the soap. 

Leon leans against a lamp post and listens to the hubbub.

Oh mickey, hush before you make more of an arse of yourself than you already have. Bitch bitch, moan moan... It's not all about you son. My family has been here for generations and I didn't get offered an invite. I've been left out in the cold to fend for myself. It's not all bad, no taxes to pay and no rules to follow. Sure I won't last long, but it's better than joining a crew or family that I have no desire to be a part of.

You're starting to sound a little bitter, kinda salty, and like your next step is to flop on the ground kicking and screaming until you get what you want. Do you need a candy bar? 

Leon snickers and rolls their eyes.

Kids these days, thinking it's all about them.