As Alexander_Hamilton was walking down the streets of Philadelphia, watching Gangsters getting gunned down left and right, for the 5th straight day, he was lost in his own thoughts. As he finally reached OCD, he stopped, hopped on a soapbox.

"Hey you!" he yelled at a passing gangster. "Do you know when---" Alexander couldn't finish his sentence before some goomba shot the gangster head off. Alexander tried to get the goomba's attention but the man just shrugged and went on his way.

Several gangsters were running around, nobody would stop to listen to Alexander.

"Will somebody stop, get their family diaries and tell me what's the longest war ever recorded? Please? With details? HEY YOU SIR! Yes, you! Will you please stop to talk to me?"

Well this was for SURE the stupidest war. 

There are no stupid wars, but could be fun to have info on many more wars before and perhaps Ixxy can help out if not any other will.