ratatouille is your cousins name LBM i think he might be french.I still feel there is so much animosity on these streets guys can't we all just get along we will never all agree on the same thing but we can at least be respectful about it!

Little_Brown_Mouse, you're right. At least rodents have the will to scavenge and survive. If the soft-bodies under my rule would put that kind of energy and determination into something rewarding, like improving their physical well-being, we would be on our way towards a productive and meaningful society. During my time as Godfather-Chairman, I would like to put them in a place where they - at the very least - are able to summon the willpower to keep their hands out of their pants while watching their freaky Japanese cartoons.

Destro_Whelan, despite the power at my disposal - as exemplified by the recent purging of Garrie - I will not stop you and Tenkai from forming your club. If there is one thing I have learned in my years of highly-competitive bodybuilding, it's that nothing spurs on the pump like the desire to be better than someone else. 

When Garrie famously said, "Why expend currency to fornicate?", not only did it make me cringe so hard the foundation of the world shook at the neckbeardery of it all, but it inspired me to knock out the strongest shoulder and biceps program I've pumped for weeks just to forget about it. Besides, if my calculations are correct (you'll have to consult Tenkai, he's the math guy), Tenkai accused himself of having no brain cells just moments before claiming to lose even more, so I'm not sure how much he is going to be able to contribute to your dream team. 

Sorry for interrupting; I heard "War of the Weaklings" and thought someone had written about the Bombadil family brawl at LarsBombadil's wake. It was so pathetic, kinda like every puny 6-fingered, basement-dweller in the country had come together to throw mistimed, malnourished punches at each other. I guess the old man would probably have been glad he wasn't around to see it. 

Anyway, again, sorry for the interruption, Bodfather.

You know what, BombadilSlayer, I don't think there's much of a divergence between how you described that backwoods Bombadil family and the majority of my constituents. Since becoming Godfather-Chairman, I have of course had to attend the usual meet and greets with the gangsters and goombas and let me tell you bro, I've seen nearly as few teeth as I've seen muscles and you'd barely be able to assemble a full pair of dentures between 'em. I don't know what exactly the last set of Godfather-Chairmen were doing with this community but God help me if I haven't seen a sorrier group of unshowered freaks since the time I copped some black market batteries from Low-T Timmy down in tent-city. 

In fact, I've just come from a street corner where the son of JohnWalton confessed that instead of working to make this world a place fit for us men of honour, his father had spent his time engaging in bizarre, sadomasochistic all-nighters with the late Destro. This has only confirmed my suspicion that the job in front of me - of rebuilding this damaged society, a job I must once more emphasize I do not want as much as need to do - is going to be much more difficult than I could have ever predicted. 

[00:24:25] Tenkai: You must have given her good sex
[00:24:50] SwiggitySwooty: I dont really know what I'm doing I just kind of wiggle around
[00:24:50] Tenkai: Most females who have gotten good sex..they don't want to give that up
[00:25:24] Tenkai: I'm glad I know what I'm doing

Every day, my mission grows more difficult. Every day, we stray further from our path. But it is times like these I know this community needs my Godfather-Chairmanship more than ever. 

It has been several weeks now since my groundbreaking speech, War of the Weaklings, and the subsequent progress report. As I stand here bulging out of my shirt like the fucking Hulk, I can't help but look around and feel extremely disappointed in every single one of you. That moss-grazing brainlet Vapor gets out of jail in 4 days and I can still count the amount of muscles on you people with one hand. He's nearly served his full suspension for a treachery so diabolical in nature it set off the embarrassing chain of events that forced me to make this speech and assume Godfather-Chairmanship of the nation, and still you all treat one single goddamn push-up like an affront against gravity. 

Where is the self-respect?

Disgusting. 

/me does a push up

Jumps on Vapor's back

Oh... Wait. you're already gone. MartyMuscles training seems to be deadly. 

See what I'm talking about, iocaste-?

This guy does one push up and literally has to retire from the strain of it. Absolutely embarrassing. A month in federal prison and he comes out of it with the muscle mass of a cardboard box. Good riddance.

/me gets up on Iocastes back so vapor gets even stronger faster and hope he gets what he wants fast an furious, shares his last bacon with iocaste too since he seems in need of that this day that looks good for bacon.