This is a special report from The Star-Examiner.

Massive War Ends With Seattle Don's Death

The massive war that claimed the crews and nearly entire populations of Philadelphia, Seattle, Los Angelos, and parts of New York, Las Vegas, and Detroit has ended. The end came today at 20:29 when the last crew leader on the rebel's side, MickeyAnderson, was killed. Anderson was 90 days of age when he died, and had been a powerful don in Seattle.

The war claimed 21 crews and multiple Godfathers, with multiple other godfathers and high-ranking individuals being caught by the FBI in the confusion. Many of these were sent to Alcatraz, some slated for possible execution. The offenses were many and varied, including illegal running of casinos, attacking politicians, and hiring Private Investigators to illegally look into people's pasts. The most notable of these were CommissarZverev and the head of the Commission, Godfather-Chairman Mikhail.

Mikhail's soviet stronghold in Las Vegas fared better than the other cities. Only one crew, led by Godfather BringMeLuck, was lost. However, many mobsters from the city died in the fight. The city is now under the leadership of Godfather-Chairman Homer, who is currently in federal prison. It is likely that Homer will be leading the rebuilding of the American Mafia after this devastating war. However, with homer in prison for another 3 days, other dons like Dmitry, JustinBieber, or Whoreable might try to take charge.

Some areas are already being re-populated, but it isn't known who gave permission.

The cause of the war was unknown when it started, with wide-ranging conspiracy theories taking root. These claimed that Mikhail was eliminating all the high-ranking members or that someone was trying to eliminate competition for the record 2 billion dollar harty in the national casino. For those readers that haven't heard, MickeyAnderson was the winner of that harty.

However, the real cause was this: The cities of Philly, Seattle, Chicago, and part of Los Angelos were planning to take down the Red forces. Even Mikhail's own son, Viktor, was in on the plans. Apparently, New York either found out or was meant to help but turned. Either way, it was NY who alerted Mikhail, and it was this warning that triggered the massive war.

There has been considerable outrage over the war in these streets and the various coffee shops around town. The outrage stems from many reasons. Some of these have to do with Vegas' handling of the war. Many people are angry that so many people who had no idea of the upcoming takedown attempt were killed for their leaders' actions. Even TylerDurden, leader of the infamous Durden crew of rogue mobsters, expressed anger and frustration in a letter to the editor. The letter can be viewed on this insert.

This was also a notable war because it lasted so long. The first shot was fired on December 8, 5 days ago, at 21:56. It took the life of Godfather Aegor.

Another amazing fact is the sheer number of deaths. Over 400 people died. Many of those people's sons and daughters did not enter the life their parents died in, or have not stayed in it. This is annoying for the remaining crew leaders and, apparently, Mr. Durden.

We wish the best to the rebuilding efforts!

Very average paper. I might use it to line a bird cage.

You forgot to talk about "everyone remaining sucks" in Tyler's mail. 

Having just spent some time visiting Homer in federal prison, he asked me to pass on the following message to the great people of our country:

Friends, whilst I know you are eager to find out what triggered the bloodshed recently and generally just hear from me as you should, but I am currently incarcerated and my access to the outside world is extremely limited. I am therefore unable to communicate freely. 

I do however, want to quickly leave a note for you good people. As soon as I am out of this hellhole, I will deliver a speech on our streets informing the outer world of what occurred on that fateful night. I will also outline the plans going forward that, me and my fellow colleagues have decided upon, to bring back prosperity and stability to our shores.

Till then, I ask you guys remain steadfast and patient with your leaders. 

Best wishes, 

Homer.

Great news announced and this will make the world a safer and better place for all poor gangsters a while, keep up and make sue to find a home that suits you now when the war is over can we all relax for a while and hopefully having a great tiem together again.

He were so glad when reading what QueenFrostine announced from Homer and smiled while walking back out in the streets again.

Someone just needs to put a bullet in his head the second he is released.

Someone left a copy of some special news report on a bench.  Nothing better to do at the current time, Stormy picked it up to see what's what in the world.

"Anderson was 90 days of age when he died, and had been a powerful don in Seattle."

Stormy read aloud then tossed the so-called paper into the trash not bothering to read any further, thinking no wonder someone left the garbage laying on the bench.

"What kinda nonsense is this?  90 days old?  A 3 month old baby cannot be a Don of anything.  Good thing I didn't pay for this piece of crap."

Leaving to go in search of something worthy of being called a newspaper, Stormy hoped one would be found soon.

Nipsey grabbed a copy of the newspaper and read through it. The recent war did take many lives, including his father's, but finally the bloodshed was over. Nipsey finished reading the paper and walked back to his car. Now it's time to rebuild and it will be interesting to see what transpires.

Gav looked through the paper as he waited for the train to arrive. He was surprised to read reporting on such brazenly-illegal activities in a public paper, but the information was candid nonetheless. As the train approached, he folded the paper under his arm. "With all this commotion, it'll finally be easy for some of us to make some damn money," he muttered under his breath as he boarded the train.

Gidan reads the newspaper article and, surprised, wonders how there isn't any mention to his previous leader and his hands