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| Whats your best dad joke? | Started by: RicoLuciano on Dec 19, '19 03:36 |
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Bruce Willis' next movie is going to be entitled "Old Habits, Die Hard." |
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| Reply by: Philli-Stein at Feb 17, '20 16:31 | |
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What did the policeman say to his belly button, You're under a vest! |
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| Reply by: Brock at Feb 17, '20 19:20 | |
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If I was a bear, I'd kill you with my bear hands |
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| Reply by: Albus at Feb 18, '20 00:38 | |
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it |
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| Reply by: Yukihira at Feb 18, '20 00:45 | |
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What is a fake noodle called? an impasta! |
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| Reply by: Bert at May 16, '20 00:29 | |
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What did one nut say as he was chasing the other nut?
Imma cashew! |
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| Reply by: Matt_Murdock at May 16, '20 11:16 | |
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Is it really bad that I just laughed out loud to some of these? Okay this is my worst one! “Man walks into a bar” ....Ouch! |
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| Reply by: MezzaninE at May 30, '20 06:47 | |
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Knock knock..... Who's there? |
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| Reply by: Beyond at May 30, '20 12:49 | |
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The best dad jokes are not premeditated, but arise in the spur of mad genius |
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| Reply by: Phillli-stein at May 30, '20 15:09 | |
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Do you know my friend Assan?
Assan tiddies? |
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| Reply by: Luckies at May 31, '20 22:42 | |
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller. |
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| Reply by: Bert at Jun 01, '20 01:26 | |
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day! |
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| Reply by: Master_Splinter at Jun 01, '20 08:45 | |
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! |
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| Reply by: Billy_Russo at Jun 01, '20 12:51 | |
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The man that invented throat sweets died last week.
However, there was no coffin at the funeral. |
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| Reply by: Rick_Dalton at Jun 01, '20 16:02 | |
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Wanted to make a joke about sodium... But Na! |
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| Reply by: Farley at Jun 01, '20 23:15 | |
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must be butter cuz im on a roll |
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| Reply by: IRS at Jun 02, '20 00:03 | |
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| These jokes are rather funny. Which scares me a bit. | |
| Reply by: gestna at Jun 02, '20 06:42 | |
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I have a feeling this may be the thread for me... "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
Baddum -Tschhh I'm here all night |
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| Reply by: MezzaninE at Jun 02, '20 09:00 | |
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What computer can sing?
... A dell. |
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| Reply by: Mandalore at Jun 02, '20 15:17 | |
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Jerky |
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| Reply by: Bert at Jun 04, '20 02:08 | |
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