You're walking along in New Orleans when you see the Red Star bar, you decide to walk in and you see two men talking to the bartender. And you overhear their conversation.

Man- So, barkeep, what's your story, we were born into the mob.

Yuri - My story? well, I guess I will tell you.

He takes out a lighter and lights their cigars.

I was born into Russian mob, my father, BIG boss in Siberia, Murmansk, not very impressive city though. One day, during the runs, I saw two men brutally beat my father to death. I vowed revenge, I slit their throats in their sleep. While I was in their house though I discovered that these guys were part of BIG Moscow Mob that wanted to muscle in. I found out I have a sicilian great grandfather, so I'm part sicilian, right? And with that I fled to the United States so that I could join the Mafia, and prosper as a person. But revenge isn't good for business, every now and then someone comes here or somewhere where I am, just to attempt to kill me. They can try, but I'm already used to them.... Ah, well, that's pretty much my story, well, at least, as much as I can remember while on Vodka!

Well voka does alot wild things in some poeple lol

Well, I remember when, I was young girl, and one day walk into the kickten and, I see my mother sitting on the floor screaming'' NO dont kill me wasnt me ,thinking nothing but two male with hanfd guns int heir hands

I was like get off her,as i am crying the male put hand gun to my head, All remember then was burr, and then seeing my mother on kitchen floor laying their blood on the floor, to this day still a major thing to get over ,

pimp when you do beginnings, you start your own thread, not commenting on another.

PIMP107 although you seem to have a speech impedement I do welcome anything to liven up the original speech.

Datsik nods towards the "Street posting Standards"... again.

Well , I do not have any speech anything called drinking alot win all day every day ,,, love taste and just liven

Pimp seriously, I appreciate the enthusiasm, but just because you won a game of poker doesn't mean you act better than everyone else because you aren't.

No offence, but seriously.

OK , I  never said act better then anyone ,,, just learning ..  As his story  i just adding to it thanks all

Ok, and another thing with the tips and stuff, use real grammar, like instead of ' anyone ,,, just learning' try using 'anyone, just learning' because that confuses some people sometimes.

Yuri, when you start talking in the streets you can't control who says what. If you don't like what someone says you are better off not listening to them.

On another note, I have had a few dealings with the Russian mob. They are quite resilient, I may have a friend that can help you. Later we can have a word over a nice bottle of vodka.

Really friend?

He grabs two glasses from under the bar and pours some vodka into them.

Who is contact of which you speak? I may know who he is.