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Tales of a TrashKitty | Started by: TrashKitty on Jan 21, '20 06:45 |
TrashKitty slowly crawls out of her home for the night, a centrally located dumpster in Philly.... Meow, meow!!!!!! TrashKitty stretches her legs and looks around for some rats to eat.... With no food in sight, TrashKitty crawls back into her dumpster to go back to sleep. |
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Reply by: Slamrent at Jan 22, '20 00:57 | |
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Slamrent got lost in Philly somewhere and found himself walking down some back alley while eating a bag of chips. He saw the strange demented, possibly homeless Cat pop out of the dumpster. here cat have a chip!... the cat jumped back in the dumpster before Slamrent could get a chip out of his bag for him. Cats are weird Slamrent thought to himself as he finished his chips and walked down the alley. |
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Reply by: Slamrent at Jan 22, '20 01:08 | |
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TrashKitty emerges from the dumpster in Philly once again and to her dismay, sees another rough-looking feline in the alley.... TrashKitty arches her back and fluffs out her tail to make her seem bigger and more dangerous than she really is. Hisssssssss!!!!! The other alley cat doesn’t back down immediately so TrashKitty is left with no choice.... she pulls out one claw and one claw only, then slashes at the other cat right at her belly, which she knows is it’s most sensitive and vulnerable area. TrashKitty disembowels the other cat with one swipe of the claw. TrashKitty looks around and sees a dropped bag of half-eaten chips. She eats them quickly and with a full belly, goes back to the dumpster and goes to sleep for another 16 hours. |
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Reply by: TrashKitty at Jan 22, '20 04:28 | |
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Tommy was behind a back alley drunk like usual and laid down next to a dumpster to go to sleep. He heard a cat meowing, he loved cats. An ex girlfriend of his also loved cats a bit too much. She had a bunch of them everywhere in the house but she loved them more than she loved him and that's why they aren't together anymore. The cat continued meowing and Tommy saw it pop out of the dumpster the poor thing, it looked like it hadn't eaten anything in days. "Here kitty kitty." Tommy offers the cat some of the 40 oz that he was drinking. |
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Reply by: Tommy-Capello at Jan 22, '20 08:22 | |
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Tubbs shuffles out of the many local shops connected by quasi-quantum portal throughout this world and sniffs the air. A dustpan and brush appears from her apron, sniffing the air again she mutters: "mmmmm Offal" Her nose takes her to the remains of a disemboweled cat, licking her lips she sweeps up the sticky cat corpse, crouches down behind a dumpster and begins her feast. She notices a sleeping cat curled next to her.... she strokes it gently as it purrs.
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Reply by: Tulip_Tattsyrup at Jan 22, '20 12:50 | |
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Revenant popped into an alley to light his smoke. It was a windy day in Philly. Taking quick puffs till the entire end had lit he pulls in a long drag and blows out a cloud of smoke. |
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Reply by: Revenant at Jan 22, '20 20:00 | |
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Dom walks into an alleyway to count the money he has just made from selling a full load of product. He hears a hiss and sees a cat-fight happening. Amused, Dom watches as one cat swipes a paw into the belly of the other, killing it. "Maybe cats have mobs too," Dom thinks with a laugh. |
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Reply by: Dom at Jan 22, '20 21:03 | |
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