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What year is it? | Started by: CHpistol on Mar 03, '11 06:34 |
CHpistol lies on the street. A crowd forms around him. He shooes them off.
Get off me! GET OFF ME! Think you can silence me?! Well, there's enough peppermint schnappes in this vein to take down a full-sized bull, and I don't know if you've seen a full-sized bull, but he CAN FREAKING DRINK!
He removes a bottle from his coat, rips off the cap and starts chugging.
And further more, how about the bums! What are we doing for them, huh? I SAY WE FREE THEM ALL! NOW, WHO'S WITH ME!
CHpistol tries to incite a crowd, not much happens. |
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Listening to the ramblings of a drunken confused goomba he shakes his head and walks away |
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Reply by: -Premeir at Mar 03, '11 06:55 | |
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The bums are free. Free to shoot anyways for the most part. You should help set them free, I'm sure they'd be grateful. |
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Reply by: Timothy_Petrov at Mar 03, '11 07:01 | |
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The BUMS?! It ain't THEM we gotta worry about! It's the COMMIES! And the STEEL WORKERS! And the bombs! But mostly, it's the redemocrans! Yessirree bob! *swills more schnappes down* |
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Reply by: CHpistol at Mar 03, '11 07:02 | |
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-Katie, walk in alley, give out bottle of booze to the bums, keep warm , drink you hearts away, as the rain hit my hair and dips to my lips . |
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Reply by: Pimp-Katie at Mar 03, '11 07:15 | |
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I've always felt that the ramblings of a drunk could make for great entertainment, personally.
Lili rolls her eyes and smiles. |
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Reply by: Liliana at Mar 10, '11 19:35 | |
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Who says I'm entertaining? What, y'think Im just a tiny dancer or something? I can go 5 seconds...
Pants fall down.
Can I at least finish stealing that joke?! DAMN YOU, HOBO GODS! |
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Reply by: CHpistol at Mar 10, '11 21:07 | |
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As Angel walks past the rambling drunk man, she notices his pants fall down, and laughs to herself in pity. She then walks over and hands him the food she was bringing home to eat while she reviewed a few things for her family. |
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Reply by: Angel_in_Red at Mar 10, '11 23:33 | |
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How is this pasta supposed to keep my pants up? |
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Reply by: CHpistol at Mar 11, '11 01:19 | |
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Perhaps you can fashion a spaghetti belt.. |
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Reply by: Liliana at Mar 11, '11 01:50 | |
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But why wouldn't I just eat it? You rich people and your "logics" and what-not... |
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Reply by: CHpistol at Mar 11, '11 04:23 | |
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