TheDonBot sat in his office and looked over all of the paperwork on his desk; receipts for the land he had purchased to build his HeadQuarters upon, stacks of letters pertaining to the new Fort repairs that had been done and of course plenty of congratulatory letters in regards to the new Crew. He would, in due time, reply to the well-wishes but for now he had one goal on his mind. TheDonBot sifted through the sea of papers until he found what he was searching for - blueprints for The Mafia Robot University. He had been sure to refer to it as "MR-U" when discussing it with outsiders as the studies taught at MR-U weren't exactly legal. One of the pamphlets that TheDonBot recently had handmade fell loose from the stack of blueprints. 

Coming soon to the Los Angeles Business District: MafiaRobot-University (to be called "MR-U" in front of non-friends of ours)

What is MR-U? 

MR-U is a newly constructed two story building located just down the road from the infamous Tally's Electric Theatre. Access points are heavily guarded to ensure that only associates or members in 'this thing of ours' are allowed entrance. 

The first floor features multiple office rooms where LA's own TheDonBot hosts one-on-one tutoring sessions in a variety of matters; finances, politics, structure, the art of theft, and much more. 

The second floor serves as a meeting grounds of sort, featuring a small entertainment platform in the center for aspiring comedians, poets, public speakers and musicians. The luxurious tables placed around this room sit four to a table and are spaced out enough to ensure the privacy of any conversations had at them. A long mahogany bar runs half the length of the back wall and we serve a variety of alcoholic beverages as well as food. 

The basement contains a shooting range where a representative of The Robot Mafia will be available to help you hone in your gun skills and answer questions pertaining to the art of marksmanship. 

Where is MR-U?

We regret to inform you that if you have to ask this question you weren't paying attention and are likely a lost cause. 

When is MR-U?

As of March 07th we are still awaiting final permits to clear through the local zoning commission. Once these are cleared, construction will start immediately and should be completed within days. Expected Opening: March 9th-March 11th.

How much is MR-U?

Attendance at our University as well as occupancy of our lounge at MR-U is completely free of charge, however patrons are heavily encouraged to Tip their Robot overlords hosts. 

TheDonBot read the pamphlet a few times more before calling in his henchmen, Clamps and Joey Mousepad. The two robots entered immediately - they had been standing guard outside the office. 

"I want yous twos t'personally get EXACT DUPLICATES of this here pamphlet made. Then I wants ya's to hand deliver em to as many human associates or members of this thing of ours as y'can. Tell'm I'll be out front of our HQ if anyone wants to talk about it." 

Without another word they set off on their task and TheDonBot strolled out to the stoop of his HeadQuarters awaiting questions.