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| ITMBAGHBIL A Revolution! | Started by: PietroPorkchop on Feb 23, '08 18:32 |
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YES! Follow me! I am here to lead the revolution! This revolution is a sekrit revolution. A revolution that will show the true colors of those that choose to be a part of it. We will band together in the caves of our sorrows, we will develop groups that can help up mend our broken hearts, we will employ Doctors that will teach our uneducated minds! and much much more! I have already had the pleasure of seeing many many folks that are already a member of this group make their speeches on this very street, and I am proud to be a part of it. Our group will come together and bitch and bitch about things we refuse to get organized to change, instead we will complain to those that don't care in an effort to be annoying enough to have our children's, children get murdered. We will Cry We will Whine We will complain We will yell We will not makes sense then my friends WE WILL QUIT! Yes because running away when we don't get our way, is the way this revolution works....the very thing it is based on! So join me my friends, I beg you...follow me into the depths of denial, and join the revelution. You must have the following tattoo, or at least part of it to be a member. I already see a number of you members not carrying this tattoo, lets get on it! ITMBAGHBIL - I'm Taking My Ball And Going Home Because I Lost Thanks! Love, P |
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| how unfunny | |
| Reply by: GoGoGadget at Feb 23, '08 18:34 | |
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Beautiful. Nuff said. |
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| Reply by: Altitude at Feb 23, '08 18:39 | |
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I'll make the punch if they're willing to drink it. Always here to help. |
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| Reply by: Adebayor at Feb 23, '08 18:39 | |
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| If the revolution is here, i might aswell join. | |
| Reply by: Vodoo at Feb 23, '08 18:40 | |
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Will there be a biweekly session of throwing toys out of the pram? If so, count me in. |
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| Reply by: Orwell at Feb 23, '08 18:40 | |
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The old man chuckles and throws 10 cents in the bum's hat........ This little tirade actually made me laugh. Something that is not done easily. Tips his hat.... |
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| Reply by: Cab_Tufting at Feb 23, '08 18:42 | |
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She listens intently with a look of shock and amazement upon her face. Ignoring the bite of the winter chill nipping at her nose she waits for the speech to end then holds up her hand, hoping to gain the attentions of Pietro. Sir, excuse me? SIR? Hi... My name is Serafina. You have me curious, what if I do not have a ball? Can I still join? I have searched my room at the rooming house and I have emptied my purse but I do not have a ball? I don't suppose you have a ball or two I could borrow until I have the time to find the balls to do something about the things my life lacks? I promise sir, if you lend me your balls I will go forth and quit with passion, better yet.. I will say I quit, make a long drawn out "I quit" thread.. THEN, while holding your balls that I have borrowed, I will argue passionately about how much this world sucks, then... I will say that a friend changed my mind yet sekritely I will join your underground, a publicly underground underground even, and aid you by returning your balls to you. I won't harm them, however when I get tense I tend to squeeze things so they may come back a little misshapen. So sir, do you have any spare balls I can borrow? The young woman turns away for a moment, her face becoming blank as she drifts off to a happy place where people hold hands, sing Kumbaya, and live forever. |
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| Reply by: Serafina_Pekkala at Feb 23, '08 18:47 | |
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I'm sorry to inform you Serafina, but joining this group doesn't take a lot of balls... I am sure that someone has an extra ball laying around, but that means you are going to have to ask someone that actually HAS balls...not to many folks that will join this revolution will have the require equipment. Maybe someone will over hear our conversation and lend you at least one, I only have two and because I am selfish I am going to keep them both...the squeezing thing you said has made me a little sick to my stomach, I think I'll go lay down... |
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| Reply by: PietroPorkchop at Feb 23, '08 19:05 | |
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I have lots of balls, big balls, small balls, light balls, heavy balls, man balls, etc If you want to borrow some balls just drop me a line, And on another topic I will join your publicly underground revolution sounds like fun |
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| Reply by: PugtheMagician at Feb 23, '08 19:13 | |
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Her gaze returns to Pietro at the sound of his femalike voice. But, Pietro, I have heard you have the biggest balls of them all? According to the ladies in the sewing circle I attend you have.. soft balls. Bigger than baseballs and a little bit softer to the touch. However, they have also said the are blue balls.. I didn't realize soft balls came in blue. Please, with the size of your balls I am SURE you can spare one.. I don't need a matched set, but being female I feel I should have at least two balls in my purse at all times. She turns to Pug and looks down her nose at the youngster... Darling, don't you think you should wait until your balls have dropped from the net before you go offering them up to a lady? |
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| Reply by: Serafina_Pekkala at Feb 23, '08 19:20 | |
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Owch I'm offended, I offered a loan of some balls as I am a collector and I get a response like that! You could have had the choice of footballs, basketballs, bouncy balls, rugby balls, baseballs and many more. Last time i try to be a gent' I bid you good day! |
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| Reply by: PugtheMagician at Feb 23, '08 19:31 | |
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As she watches Pug leave she laughs as he sits down to examine his... ping pong balls, loving licking his ping pong balls clean. Awe son, don't run with your tail tucked so fast! Are you hiding something? Wait, you haven't not dropped your balls.. SOME EVIL VET STOLE YOUR BALLS!!! That's why you lack stamina and dedication to the cause. You could always wait here with me and see if someone will loan you their balls so you can pretend to have balls of your own. |
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| Reply by: Serafina_Pekkala at Feb 23, '08 19:37 | |
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I'm quite happy with all of the balls in my collection thank you very much. Good day goes to sulk |
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| Reply by: PugtheMagician at Feb 23, '08 19:40 | |
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I promise sir, if you lend me your balls I will go forth and quit with passion... Yep, that deserves a laugh or two, and I'm guessing it's not the first time our good friend Pietro has heard that very statement. |
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| Reply by: Adebayor at Feb 23, '08 20:09 | |
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