THE STAR-EXAMINER

Thursday, March 27, 1942       Issue Number 5

War yet again

Once again war is ravaging our streets. Sometime this night mobsters from all over the country started to drop dead. At first it was taught that maybe some kind of virus infection was the cause, perhaps something coming from the Orientals. But vigorously reporting confirmed that this is in fact a war.

The paper is currently unable to confirm who is shooting at who, but we can report that the legendary earner PhilipMarleauJr was sadly caught in the crossfire and is dead.

The Star-Examiner will of course be back with an update for our loyal readers as soon as we get more information

Im sooooo glad you were able to come out to the streets to let us know what you think you know is going on. It really has been the most informative piece of information I have ever heard in these streets your crew leader must be really really proud of you and this garbage I mean "Newspaper" you have published. I hope to see more of your drivel all over the streets cause Im sure we will.

Thank you for the kind word Angel. And remember, a newspaper is only as good as its sources. So if you feel there is something we missed of if you have more information then feel free to give us contact us. We appreciate all the help we can get.

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