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breaking news | Started by: G_J on Mar 27, '20 11:37 |
DAILY TIMES BREAKING NEWS Meet the new mob — same as the old mob. The EvilClown Head of United Nations is being Killed one by one and only two are left Is This The End of The GodFathers? Can we see a peace after this day ends? or Is this another plot making by Pollo Who Will win Until The End? In the meantime there are No more shootouts between warring factions. Citizens of MR Please be careful and dont go out to your house because this will be a bloody day |
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Mr. Nobody read the new publication with interest, occasionally nodding and muttering "Ohhhhh..." and "Ahhhh!"... "Such a fine read! This is the best thing I've read since The Reaper Daily. Certainly better than that bird cage liner known as The Gwarble Barble." |
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Reply by: NobodyImportant at Mar 27, '20 13:06 | |
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What a fucking masterpiece | |
Reply by: Facebooks at Mar 28, '20 04:44 | |
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You should do an update mister G_J. The people need to be informed ! |
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Reply by: Elodin at Mar 29, '20 11:13 | |
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If I am not mistaken, there is still a gentleman affiliated to Don Pollo that remains to be found. Mister Boyd is told to be very hard to find and having had some streak of luck recently. Until then, the war is still going on, unfortunately. |
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Reply by: Elodin at Mar 29, '20 12:44 | |
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Daily Times NewsPaper
First March Of Dimes Poster Boy Now a Wealthy and Boss of Chicago
"As Far as I'm Concerned I prefer to be like I am" Grin-07 said "If I had to be born again But This Things didnt hindered his Conviction to run a Gang In The Town Of Chicago |
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Reply by: G_J at Mar 30, '20 13:17 | |
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Don't forget his overbite, the man could bite into a rock-climbing hold. Good work G_J. |
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Reply by: Zapata at Mar 30, '20 13:21 | |
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Come on now, enough with the fake news. Everyone with any nous knows that the deformed right leg was the result of a hunting mishap involving one of the legendary Grinwood forest boars..... |
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Reply by: Randy_Marsh at Mar 30, '20 13:26 | |
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Daily Times NewsPaper
State Capitol Newsletter
Business knows that there is no definite plan In the Face of this Uncertainty of manner of providingrevenues, looms in Boss Novacene Still doesnt reenact any city rules
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Reply by: G_J at Mar 31, '20 03:54 | |
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It seems G_J has been jailed for plagiarism, fully unaccrediting any of his past published news. I for one am very sad, as i quite enjoyed his newspapers but also for believing in some of his now known 'fake news'. Will we ever have credible news here in the streets? Will anyone step up and provide trust worthy journalist? I wait to see the day. |
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Reply by: Griffith at Mar 31, '20 06:24 | |
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I once read about a young man who was head and shoulders above his literary peers and provided cutting-edge journalism that brought the masses the stories they needed to hear. If only the kin of this esteemed gentleman was around in the present time, perhaps we would have the newspaper we deserve. | |
Reply by: Mao_Zedong at Mar 31, '20 14:47 | |
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Jackmalloy Facepalms.
"Well, that was fun. I think that a town crier would be funner than a newspaper. One of those guys with the bell that wears a leotard and spits when he talks." |
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Reply by: Jackmalloy at Mar 31, '20 15:04 | |
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I town crier would be an excellent idea but unfortunately we have a couple of those after every war ever. Maybe a town complainer would be a better idea? Someone that just comes to the streets and complains about every speech ever given... oh wait we may have some of those already also. Griffith sighs |
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Reply by: Griffith at Mar 31, '20 15:19 | |
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I wouldn't say he is fully unaccredited, Griffith, his exposé on Grin-07 was both timely and accurate. In fact, before reading it, I was not even aware my own boss had served as a March of Dimes poster boy for the mafia, given that he is neither a pregnant woman or a baby (as far as I knew). This passage, however, does seem to suggest he remains somewhere in his infancy, which in hindsight was not surprising at all given his affinity for pre-chewed food:
Whatever skepticism I had was quickly dispelled by the interview portion, where there is no mistaking that classic speech pattern:
100% Grin. I'm looking forward to the return of the Daily Times Newspaper. |
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Reply by: Zapata at Mar 31, '20 15:27 | |
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I was sad to see G_J get pinched, especially with all those damaging transcripts he has from our conversations together. One can only hope that he doesn't flip and turn Government Witness on me. I wouldn't know who to leave to manage my affairs if I ended up inside. Clearly Zapata is incapable, I mean, he is barely clinging on to the VIP Rankings as it is and the added responsibility of the big chair would only see that decline further. Elodin spends his days making funny charts. Fidd doesn't even know where the Streets are. Quite the trying time for me, I must say. If only my people were more like me. After all, As Far as I'm Concerned I prefer to be like I am. If I had to be born again I'd be born exactly as I am.: |
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Reply by: Grin-07 at Mar 31, '20 15:33 | |
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You're right about one thing: some funny little guy making charts all day is clearly not leadership material. I believe his designs for power are so explicit he is already on record suggesting a name change to The EloGrin Gang, which rolls of the tongue like a sea urchin.
I do, however, sympathise with Chairman Mao who, like me, greatly misses the works of Dominic and his Star-Examiner, the last good newspaper to be published for the eager masses. |
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Reply by: Zapata at Mar 31, '20 15:51 | |
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Thank you Zapata for trying to restore a little bit of faith on this news paper. I will still read the paper but now with very wary eyes and for entertainment purposes only. I still think the paper will go downhill due to his sentencing and for the fact that it was not us mere mortals that pases judgement on G_J but the gods themselfs. Plus plagiarism is a journalist greatest crime. | |
Reply by: Griffith at Mar 31, '20 15:51 | |
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Nice read thanks |
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