You hear the high pitch strain of the trampoline as the 6000kg mammal once again immerses its enormous bulk directly into it, but you cannot, you will not acknowledge its presence.

Its glorious almost regal sound of the trumpet as it reached even greater heights resounds for all to hear, but you still do not acknowledge it.

It evens stops on occasion to disembark from the fun machine and take a dump in the corner adding to the steaming rotting mound which infiltrates the smallest of nostrils and yet, you still will not acknowledge it.

It sits cross legged on the small but robust bicycle, munching on a bag of Dorito’s yet, you still do not acknowledge it.

Hello, I’m over here………. hello!

It draws 25 gallons of water from the drinking fountain and expels it at high pressure into the face of everyone who enters, yet still no response.

Its party piece as you decide to leave without a word is the most horrendous liquid infused fart you’ve ever heard and yet…………………… nothing.

What will it take for you to say it? Unburden your souls and hearts, let’s have it, whatever it is say it.

The taboo you promised yourself you would not utter. The one thing that you know is wrong and yet, cannot talk of.

Come on……...tell me. I can keep a secret. I’m a fucking elephant!