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| The Clock Stops: Kuku's Out | Started by: CommissarKuku on Mar 30, '20 19:16 |
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Thank you, Grin-07. My father spoke kindly of your father, and grandfather, although, if my memory serves me correctly, killed them both. My father's role in the fraud hasn't really been fully explained, but I am reliably informed that the final amount that was obtained nefariously was almost double the $9bn that you mentioned above. Whilst how he did it is indeed interesting, it isn't what I want for my legacy. Therefore, I'm trying to get funding in place to run some writing contests. My father had it easy - he just took the prize money! But I want the contests to be honest, and the prizes to be honest money. Can I rely on your to donate $6M towards the prize fund? |
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| Reply by: CommissarKuku at Mar 31, '20 15:57 | |
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Clearly you've been inside for a long time. My father was slain in an attack from Seattle on Philadelphia and my Grandfather was slain during a war upon QueenFrostine. If you killed some of my blood, they are forgotten relics of the past, clearly not up to the proud lineage of the Grin name. What I can donate to your writing contests really depends upon what you can donate to me. Whilst I am eager to see the restoration of the Competitive Writing Community, my position as a VIP Credit blackhole has closed and as the Sheriff of Creditham, there are threats all around. I am therefore not currently in a position to assist. Perhaps teen wolf upstart ScottMcCall and his cacophony of bullshit can help with funding. Or nosferatu Sully? |
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| Reply by: Grin-07 at Mar 31, '20 16:22 | |
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I'm out of the loop, Grin-07. I grew up with my father, Mikhail, and Jeddy. I thought everyone forced weird little men called Viktor to carry sacks of money for them. But apparently not. I have to say, Grin-07, I am struggling. I am not even a millionaire yet. I mean, someone gave me $30M to pay for protection, and I was given other treats, but it isn't what I'm used to. I would guess that I need around about $200M. Any funders? |
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| Reply by: CommissarKuku at Mar 31, '20 16:29 | |
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| I’ll offer 1 million dollars towards the first contest. As the backbone of the Hawk and Friends gang, formerly know as The Grin Gang, I firmly believe in supporting the arts. When your contest comes to fruition, please reach out to me. The money is ready and secured already. | |
| Reply by: Hawk at Mar 31, '20 16:34 | |
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I've heard that bullshit before, Hawk, money upfront or no deal. And one million? Seriously? Make it five for Christ's sakes |
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| Reply by: CommissarKuku at Mar 31, '20 16:44 | |
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BOY HOWDY!!! That there would buy a lot of corn!!
Hey fella, we all make mistakes. One time I walked into a dark barn to meet the girl next door--feuding family-- only to realize 20 minutes in when she tapped my shoulder asking what I was doing...
damn sheep..
anyway good to see you in the streets talking about wrong doing and setting the record straight!
Catch ya'll later!! YEEHAW! |
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| Reply by: StinkyThumbsArbuckle at Mar 31, '20 17:09 | |
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| One million dollars is what I’ll offer sir. Much like you, I don’t have a lot to my name. | |
| Reply by: Hawk at Mar 31, '20 17:37 | |
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Minimum $20,000