May be I could fit in as an accountant or something, I love maths, etc.. but I am not into gangsta stuff

I would imagine there are very very few people who would fall into that category here

The Italian thing meaning I couldn't also means not much sense thinking about it more, so guess no way to know.

I'd be the mobs biggest asset 

Like all the stuff aside, Italian, Irish or whatever, I don't think killing others over period of your life is something a sane person would do. Like you have to have some synapses in the brain that are not firing correctly 

Almost did it.

Fuck nope. That shit is mental

haha hell no. My temper can be too crazy at times

I have Italian on my fathers side, my great grandfather.. however, that being said that isn't enough to make me eligible for the italian mafia. 
That being said, if there was an English one i'd so sign up! :D

I'd have nothing to do with organised crime.  I believe them to be parasites, and for the most part, ineffective, sociopathic parasites at that.

I'm proud to be an effective, productive member of society.

If I knew has much as I know today, probably.

Back on my 19 me and two other friends crossed the border to buy a kilo of paki hash. Sold a few but after coming back from a music festival I decided to accept a ride back home instead of taking public transportation and got busted and arrested. Spent a couple months in jail.

My drug dealing career was over just when it started.

Strictly on biology, I'd never make it. I'm neither the right ethnicity nor the right gender. 

Down to the meat and potatoes, I could probably DO the things... at least most of the small-time stuff. Done some of it in my younger days. But I don't know if I could actually whack another human being just for profit. I'm not sure I have that in me. 

Not a chance.  With a christian back ground and belief, I would never succeed in the MOB.

There is noooo way i'd make it.

Being full blown American with 0% relation to italy, doubt I would be able to get close at all.