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| Maple Syrup Distribution Heading to Philly | Started by: Honesty on Apr 07, '20 03:35 |
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Maple Syrup has been a huge factor in Honesty's life, legacy and ancestry. Being ever so Canadian, his lineage wanted something to be proud of and wanted to be a part of something. Maple Syrup being the best substance on Earth and being part of the Canadian identity, his ancestry invested their time, blood, sweat and tears into creating what would be a very successful company: Maple Syrup Distribution. A simple name that cuts right to the point. The company is responsible for most of the world's maple syrup storage, hence the Honesty name's fortune. To everyone that knows Honesty or that, at the very least, has heard of Honesty, maple syrup is something that he holds dear. It's a delicacy to be spread to everyone in the world... Except blueberry maple syrup. Those are reserved for your enemies. Even this substance is feared by Satan himself. After speaking with Lust and hearing her tell Honesty that he needs to shower, she wanted him to set up a distribution network in Philadelphia. It would help stimulate the economy and the taste buds of the Philadelphians. Sure they had Philly cheesesteak, but they needed something sweet to accompany it. Even LucioPatangeli thought this was a good idea and he usually rejected Honesty's ideas because they have been known to be rambunctious. "I will bring honor, laughter and good taste to Philadelphia. I even have many recipes to share and will open my sugar shacks soon", Honesty promised Lust. He bent down courteously and kissed Lust's ring. Honesty was headed out to start his operations, but was abruptly stopped by Lust when she reminded him that he needed to take a shower and change out of his rags. Lucio facepalmed in exasperation and somewhere, somehow, you could hear K_W laugh at Honesty in his now former HQ. When Honesty was done taking his last shower in Lust's HQ and, probably, in any HQ, he found PlagueDoc and gestured him forward. "My friend! I have great news and greater sights to behold our very eyes!" PlagueDoc seemed very worried and wondered if Honesty took his daily dose of mapley goodness. Before Plague could make sense of Honesty's ramblings, the latter put a bag over his head and carried him out. Just before exiting the doors, he saw Rochelle. Rochelle's lineage has known Honesty's years ago and she was happy to join him in his expedition. Honesty saw the look of concern on her face when seeing Plague's body hauled over Honesty's shoulder, but he was quick to proclaim: "No time! Greatness awaits!" And the trio left the building in a scurry |
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| Reply by: CommissarKuku at Apr 07, '20 12:57 | |
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Lust waited around as Honesty took his final - and probably only - shower of the year, she tapped her fingers against the table outside the bathroom. Rolling her eyes at how long he took, she began to get impatient. Finally as he casually walked out of the bathroom in the HQ whistling, she stopped him before he managed to get to PlagueDoc and Rochelle. "I need to get going and do some things but I just wanted to hand you this." she said, sliding him an envelope of money. He needed to set up his own HQ somehow. "Congrats and don't cause too much mayhem for us, I know it'll be very difficult for you." she said with a wink before patting him on the upper back and heading on her way out. |
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| Reply by: Lust at Apr 07, '20 14:01 | |
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Barf woke up in a panic, kicking over several jars of suspicious liquids stacked precariously in his room. He strained to bring his double vision into focus as he grabbed bottle after bottle looking for something to set him straight. "there we go, come to papa" Barf mutters, as he begins combining various fluids in his lead alloy cup. 4oz turpentine, couple of glugs of mercury water, a dash of belladonna, and generous sprinkle of chloroquine. "Now for something sweet" Barf grabs his jug of maple syrup and upturns it into his morning health tonic. *drip, drip, drip* Time to restock the larder. Barf chokes down his health tonic, grabs his coat and heads down to Lust's HQ to see if his syrup dealer Honesty was around. |
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| Reply by: Barf at Apr 07, '20 18:54 | |
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Moore had heard the news earlier in the day, but finally found a moment free in the evening. He decided to pen a short letter to the newly-appointed officer in Philadelphia before he left the office and went home.
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| Reply by: RobertMoore at Apr 08, '20 02:28 | |
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