Kuku steps out of a car, and stands on a podium.  He begins to speak...

FRIENDS, it is with  sadness that I announce the cancellation of the $5M writing contest.  The sole entrant has left this life.

But the $5,000,000 is still available.  I intend to sponsor a newspaper. 

Good quality journalist pays well in this world.  The $5M would just be start-up money.  Tips would ensure at least double that.

And I also offer myself as a consultant, and others as well, to help you get started.

You need to be objective, dedicated and good with people.  

DO YOU WANT TO SET UP YOUR OWN NEWSPAPER?  CONTACT ME!