A boy on a corner holds a stack of papers, shouting, "Paper! Paper! Read about the new mafia crews and street fights! Paper!" You flip the kid a nickel and pick up The Seven Cities Gazette.

As Chalk was walking through the streets, his ears prick up at the sound of a young boy selling some newpapers. He walks over to the boy and flicks him a quarter, taking a newspaper in the process. He begins reading the articles, noticing his own name mentioned, among some others about the happening of the last few days.

"Bravo, SamAdams, bravo.

"I fully enjoyed reading the new edition of The Seven Cities Gazette. These articles were topical and informative. I hope they become a regular occurrence, hopefully once a week at least!

"Thank you for publishing the paper. I wish you every success with it."

SamAdams, Editor, walks up to the corner and says to the folks reading the paper, "After some consideration, I have decided to change the name of this paper to The Star-Examiner, in honor of my ancestor, Dom, who published a paper of the same name."

Excellent read, and a much needed diversion given the disappearance of all the other newspapers that recently graced our streets. Although with a name like the Star Examiner, it sounds like your ancestor was actually a proctologist rather than an editor. 

Good work SamAdams, it is a pleasure to see a legacy brand like The Star-Examiner back in business, and in the original format too. It feels as new and vital as ever; a far cry from a legacy mobster like Goldust, who continues to try and buffalo Chicago gangsters with the Latin he picked up in the Punic Wars. 

Thanks you, Zapata!

Incidentally, Mihi nomen est SamAdams. Quid est nomen tibi?

That's just cold Zapata, making out that I am older than the Y-Fronts you are still wearing. Now that I have left service with the honourable Grin, I have no compunctions in outing your deviousness in blaming poor Elodin on the rank odour permeating the HQ. 

I truly enjoyed reading this paper. I can only hope that this will continue, permitting that there is enough read-worthy news circling around. 

Kudos to you, SamAdams!

Thank you, Sir!

"Not a bad read."  She ruffles the paper boy's hair and slips him another nickel.  "Tell your boss to keep up the good work.  I enjoyed this."