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| The Hypnotics | Started by: Hypno on Apr 09, '20 19:47 |
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Hypno sets up a soap box in the middle of the street and holds up his pocket watch, swishing it from side to side. His top hat and shades as well as the star spangled jacket Hypno was wearing gave him a certain allure. "Look into my time, my pretties. Watch the watch, tick tock. Yesssss, yesssss. That is it. Consider yourselves under my spell. Now my minions, to arms, and shoot that man over there." Hypno points towards a bored looking Fidd, who was casually picking bits of fluff from his coat. He looks up and notices a group of individuals looking at him. The delayed acknowledgment of what was said suddenly dawns on him and he looks around alarmed, wondering where the first bullet will come from. Suddenly the crowd turn back to Hypno and begin throwing rotten fruit and veg, spitting and cursing at him. Yells of "Piss off ya nonce" and "You look like a spaz" are met with Hypno trying to dodge the fruit and veg. Suddenly he fleas inside of his brand new headquarters and opens one of the upstairs windows, hanging out a sign that says:
"You, over there. Get in here and give me a hand with this place before they all go mad." Hypno yells to Fidd. Fidd being the simple individual he is shrugs and heads inside with a variety of cabbage leaves and tomato pips on his coat. "If any of you little gremlins want some work so you can have a coat like this, you just come and tell me." Hypno slams his windows shut and waits to see if he gets any knocks on the door. In the mean time, he began drawing up the designs for his giant swishing watch that he had planned to hang from the roof of his headquarters. This way he could hypnotize them all and they would all be under his spell. Yes, Hypno's plans for world domination were looking up, he just needed to find some minions to help with this damned watch. |
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Exiting the local coffee shop Jezza overhears the ramblings of his old friend Hypno who as per usual was up to his old cranky ways, "You blithering idiot how many times do I have to tell you the battery ran out on that clock ages ago" chuckling to himself Jezza watched the crowd as they started throwing rotten veg at Hypno as he made a hasty exit, what was even more amusing were some of the things being shouted out at him. Following Hypno into his new headquarters Jezza stands next to him at the window whilst he hung his new sign shaking his head "Well that went well at least no one shot at you this time so there's that" watching as the crowd slowly dispersed Jezza looked at his friend who despite nearly losing his head to a flying cabbage was looking rather upbeat and happy with himself, "Ok I'll become one of your minnions but no more shenanigans with that stupid clock, I'll have James May fix it for you he's the manual monkey" Jezza walks into the next room and clears some of the rubbish "Yes yes this will do nicely" making himself at home Jezza hung his own sign on the door which simply read Jezza's Office idots not welcome now that little task was out of the way he popped open a bottle of Champagne poured a couple of glasses and went back into Hypno's office "Here you go congratulations my friend I don't know how the fuck you pursuaded anyone to give you the nod but all the best anyway buddy" |
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