It started with a misunderstanding, and ended with a sitdown.  A million dollar loan, two picked pockets, two muggings, and several private plane flights.  It ended with a decision, and a new way of looking at things.  Kuku decides to use his street oratory skills to share his story with others...

"FRIENDS - EVEN COMRADES AND MEN WHO ADMIRE EACH OTHER ENCOUNTER DIFFICULTIES.

A Capo in my crew helped me out, loaned me a million bucks.  He's a good man, and I like him.  He has a keen analytical brain - always good for listening to my speeches and pointing out flaws or mistakes.  And I like that he's androgynous, even though he mixes this up with sexually ambiguous.  Not many people in this thing of ours can pull that off.  But he can.

So he loaned me a million, and came to collect.  But in the mean time, I'd put my hand in his pocket twice, and in retaliation, he'd beaten me up twice and robbed me.  Sadly, both times he did that, I was unable to fly by commercial plane, and had to take a private plane.  And they aren't cheap, I can tell you.  So I reckoned he owed me $6M, he reckoned I owed him $1M.

So, we had a sitdown.  I offered to pay the vig, but was ignored.  The sitdown went on late into the night.  I was tired.  Eventually, we were told to shake hands, give each other a million bucks, and be kind and nice to each other.

I accepted the outcome of the sitdown - nobody has much choice when it comes to that.  

So that's my story.  I wanted some positives things to come out of it though, so I also gave a million bucks to some no-mark who I saw on the Street:

Your accountant makes note that $1,000,000 has been wired to _Vito_ from your account. The note "Here son, you should be a millionaire" was included.

And to think some people just call Chicago asshats... 

Well.... what can i say I am a lucky guy... 

Careful _Vito_, none of us in this thing of ours just hands out free money. Specially the CommissarKuku.

I would be very wary of his intentions and even might think about returning the money.

You absolutely, 100%, certainly, without a shadow of a doubt, unequivocally owe that guy a milly. 

Furios also wnated having a money-daddy that can throw out how much money he liked, would been a great thing in life really but its all a dream that not come true to many in the world.