SamAdams once again steps on to the crate, whistles to gain everyone's attention, and begins speaking:

Hello again folks! As you all know, CommissarKuku died yesterday in a bloody and fierce duel with Mr. Sanction of Seattle. The Star-Examiner will be publishing an extra shortly concerning the duel, with an exclusive interview with Mr. Kuku's son. As a newsman, I am privileged with many tips and other things not known by the general public. As such, Kuku's son contacted me with an offer to give me an interview with the agreement that his identity would be kept a secret. 

Since Mr. Kuku died before announcing the winner of his Most Interesting Speech Contest, his son has asked me to announce the speech chosen by his father shortly before the duel that killed him. The money will also be supplied by Kuku's son and wired to the winner shortly.

Without further ado, I would like to announce the winner: VoxNeruda! His speech, The Glory Hole, was chosen as the most interesting. Congratulations!

Way-Cool_Jr staggers about the street drunk mumbling to himself. "ah, congratulations Vox, congratulations."  Tripping just a bit stepping up on the curb, Jr makes his way into the speakeasy on the corner.

Deadpool is sat on a wall swinging his legs minding his own business when  he notices a staging man, he quickly jumps down and walks over gently taking his bottle out of the man hand, taking a sip before placing it back in the mans hand and wondering off he then instantly stops and turns with a dramatic look.

"O Shit i forgot to congratulate VoxNeruda."

Deadpool then looks over towards SamAdams.

"Congrats VoxNeruda."

He then wonders off bopping his head side to side.