Fidd had been busy all day, while the day to day running of his very small, teeny tiny family was not very taxing at all, chasing BonJonJovi around to get the taxes he owed him was. That scamp had been all over Chicago trying to hide from Fidd. Fidd didn't have the energy to continue for the rest of the day and decided he'd wait until BonJon returned after his daily adventures of singing in bars and misfiring his gun.

Fidd had grown a little lonely lately and felt like the HQ needed a few more faces in there, Fidd had seen some local news papers recently but noticed none of them had a Local Ads section and so Fidd decided maybe this was something he could come up with instead. This way people could come to the streets and post a local ad of what was needed and others might respond directly to those in need.

It could be a great way to get new members, Fidd had thought to himself. Why not give it a try?

Fidd knocked up a bit of paper and put it near the town hall for people to add onto it whatever they wanted.

LOCAL ADS

For any of your needs - Add to the list below

Recruiting: Newbies

Fidd of The Fiddlers is currently recruiting newbies to this thing of ours so that they can learn a trade within the organisation. Must be hard working, motivated and loyal as well as be able to work as part of a team and use their own initiative at times. The ideal candidate will also need good communication skills. Must also like rock music and be prepared to listen hours of end of it as BonJon rehearses in the HQ.

Recruiting: Social Influencers

Fidd of The Fiddlers is currently recruiting social influencers to enhance their reputation across multiple cities. Must have good communications skills and a be able to carry themselves well when publicly speaking. Ideally need to be well liked, but not essential. Not for people whose name is Kuku.

Lonely heart throb seeks life long partner:

Middle aged male with highlights, looking for his Romeo in the city of Chicago. Ideal partner is big into rock music, is happy to have a husband who spends time on the road touring across America and is good at cooking. Must also be prepared to make brownies and coffee for band practice evenings and be able to keep my leather jackets looking spick and span.

Contact @BonJonBovi if it tickles your fancy.

Man, looking for a name:

Currently looking for a name as people keep calling me liney man. Wanting something hip, modern and snappy. Like Fidd, but not Fidd of course. And not anything shit, like Dave, or Marvin. Will give 500k to the one who comes up with the best name for me.

Sincerely,

Liney man - _________l_________

Homeless guy, looking for a home and some scissors, can pay in kind:

Currently in the need of a home, must be very cheap rent as my boss takes most of the money I earn, as long as it has running water that is sufficient. Also looking for some scissors to cut my hair and beard. Can also pay with glory hole ventures if preferred.

Contact @VoxNeruda to discuss further.

Disillusioned outcast seeks answers:

Shunned and rebuked man, with strong homosexual tendencies, is finding it hard to settle into this world.  I seek answers as to why I am hated.  

Contact Anton if you know why.

Warehouse for rent needs filling:

A newly acquired and upgraded warehouse stands empty in Las Vegas. This is your chance to get your valuables, artifacts, vehicles, documents, money, weapons, body parts and what not a place to live without worries. Security - top notch. Space - gigantic. Hospitality - no better.

Visit the Warehouse for more details.

Read The Star-Examiner

The Star-Examiner newspaper comes out every few days. Read the latest Mafia news, as well as juicy gossip and exciting interviews! Place ads in the Mob's #1 paper for just 50k*. We also want tips! Pick up a form at SamAdams' residence today!

*Ads over 30 words will be more expensive.

Recruiting: Sports commentators with a good knowledge of Ice Hockey.

The Fiddlers are interested in a free lance sports commentator completing work for an upcoming project. Must have a decent knowledge of NHL and good report writing skills to review matches and commentate on live events.

Where possible, this person will be a part of The Fiddlers in order to work closely with Fidd himself, however this is not essential and it may be that you come to work for The Fiddlers on a temporary contract.

All interested parties please contact Fidd for further information.

To Fidd:

My dear sir, 

A long-time favorite name of mine is "Dirk." A dirk is a short, sharp blade that isn't shy about making its presence known. As for a last name, "Finnegin" may give it a nice ring. Or, if you prefer, "Fiddigen." Dirk Fiddigen. 

I kinda like that, and if you don't, I may have to seriously consider a legal change myself. 

Very respectfully yours,

Luther

WANTED:

Commentator for upcoming NHL tournament. Must be articulate and be able to write reports on Hockey matches.

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The Green Dot Jazz Bar / Nightclub

Based in Ballard, Seattle in the Business District - this newly opened Jazz Bar / Nightclub is a bustling, vibrant place to spend your idle time. Whilst you're on the West Coast, please feel free to pop in, grab a drink and listen to some swinging Jazz. Friendly bar staff who are willing to "lend an ear", Liquor from around the world, as well as music from the latest, most upcoming musicians; what more could you want?

If you wish to pay us a visit, please do so here - we'd love to see you.  As we're in the middle of a Prohibition, entering the bar is complex and to do so, here are the instructions:

1. Go to Ballard Avenue and look for a single wooden door, with a mesh sheet over the window.

2. Above the door will be a sign that reads "A Place to Spend your Idle Time

3. To the bottom left of the sign will be a folded up piece of paper

4. On that piece of paper will be directions to a certain brick in the wall

5. Follow the instructions, find the brick and remove it from the wall.

6. Behind it will be another folded up piece of paper with the daily combination of the door written on. Remember it and place the paper back and return the brick back to it's rightful place

7. Go to the door, enter the combination and deal with our doorman inside

Please note: under no circumstances remove these instructions from the streets. Entrance and knowledge of The Green Dot are for our beloved patrons only. We don't want the feds shutting us down.  

Wanted:

Skilled tailor for new suit, price can be negotiated but willing to pay anything that is reasonable. Please feel free to contact me directly at earliest convenience.

Wanted:

Construction crews for work in Philly. Several dilapidated buildings need to be razed and new buildings constructed. Call South Philly 5527 for more information. Top dollar wages paid!

Wanted: Cocaine Entrepreneurs  

Not looking for the small street dealer selling dime bags on the street corners.   We are looking for a well-connected person looking to purchase in bulk, minimum transaction of ten pounds.  Contact Rain or The-Greek, Café Colombian in New York, Chicago, or Detroit.