What would you do if you were god? These are the laws I would enact worldwide

1. Dont talk about fight club
2. STOP WORSHIPPING ME
3. Anyone worshipping me will be beaten to death by my pet giant trout named Salmon
4. Everyone must make a pilgrimage at least once to White Castle in honor of my holy prophets, Harold and Kumar.
5. Cristopher Poole now is in charge, of everything
6. Make NASCAR mor interesting
7. Let Gays get married
8. Leagalize it.
9. Own a gun. I'm not gonna save you everytime some idiot breaks into your house.
10. Buy ammo for that gun.
11. Be prepared for ANYTHING that I might decide to unleash on you
12. If you see an Emo, shoot them.
13. Stop baggin on Satan so much.
14. If your kids start poppin off to you, smack them in the face
15. Smoke Crack cuz it's not gonna hurt you anymore or any drug for that matter.
16. You all can now fly.

Dear Sir,

         I am not religious, but on behalf of the religious players on this game, I would like to point out how offensive that post is. Alot of religions don't worship a god, or worship many gods. Even more of the world has never heard of Nascar.

         "What If you were god." What if all the god-worshipping MR players got very offended at the post you put up. And speaking of rule 15, were you high on crack when you made this post?

For the record, I'm not angry, I'm just notifying you that some people might find that post very offensive.

Haha I get it. The way I see it is If you dont like it please just leave it alone. I get that people out there are religious and I will respect their beliefs but they can also gain a bit of humor(once again no direspect intended) and if they cant then they can leave me alone. and regarding rule 15 no, but seeing as how crack is such a harmful drug I would just make sure that no one is going to kill themselves doing it.

mister Roscoe_Gambino......... look im not a religious freak at all my friend but here is something i must say to you ok............................................................................................................................................ I completely agree with rule 12 the most then everything that follows.... please have a great day and shoot some emo f*cks :)

God forbid we offend anyone. We wouldn't want to piss Her off.

What a pile of nonsense.

I dont think anyone religious could get offended at such utter rubbish.

And in keeping with the theme, im not religious or annoyed.. just saying.

did we hurt your feeling bo sorry should have read it then

you shouldnt have read it then specially if you going to get all twisted about it you dont like it dont leave a comment easy work

Um... I don't think bo was offended... At least, it sounded more like sarcasm to me rather than actual offense.

just sayin

Freedom of speech sprouted wings, and flew it`s arse rite out the window...

I'll take that as a compliment. And no, I don't care if it was an insult it's still a compliment in my eyes

I am God. However if i were the sterotypical God type with almighty abilities, i'd have some very simple rules.

The first, would be a tribute to Roscoe's 12th Commandment.

1. If you see an emo, shoot them.

2. If you see someone shooting an emo, pat them on the back.

3. Cookies are all fat/sugar free but WILL still have the same awesome taste.

4. Believing in me (God) without any proof of my exsistance will be punished. (strapped down and feather tickled feet till you urinate all over yourself) MUWHAHAHA cos im a vengful God.

5. Falure! to follow the above rules will result in you having to sit outside of the magical play ground, forever with your fattening cookies and no swings to play on.

The next 5 are optional extras (to grant you access to the super cool water slides and sticky toffee climbing frames)

6. Tell people you dont like, you dont like them.

7. When someobody asks questions that are simply retarded. Answer them and encourage them to find things out for themselves before asking said questions again.

8. Church isn't the only place to praise me.

9. Pop Icons/fo0zball players/Actors aren't to be glorified for anything outside their field of proffesion. <--- Falure to follow this one will also end up with you spending an hour in the corner on the naughty step.

10. What i say isn't final however it will still vito anything said afterwards =D

N there you have it, I think you'll all find im a just and fair God head. I know i know... it is a bummer im not actually the 'God' who apparently (or not depending on how scientific you are) created everything, but Y'no, if he does exsist it's still his work im doing here. So yeh, get worshipping my people!

\o/

You are not God. You will never be God. God is fake. The End.

Love the way you assert this statement with such certainty as if you have died or entered other realms/dimensions of exsistance and come back to your physical body with this knowledge =p

however you'll find the title does start with... and i quote 'If'. Try and keep up mate ;)

I would vomit in disgust at how many people were killed in MY NAME! and then say fuck it and go fishing.

If?

And I like emos. I pretend to be one. :nod: :nod:

In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

If I were God, I wouldn't exist.

Because God. Doesn't. Exist.