That's right the same bloodline who brought you 'Go Big or Go Home the original' are back to do it all again.

Oldboy heads down the hall looking for Bullet_Tooth_Tony. He sees him in the big room with one of the new guys. Tony is showing the noob his trick where he catches the bullet with his teeth.

Oldboy yells to Tony to stop fooling around and Tony looks over at Oldboy at the precise moment the young thug fires and clips Tonys left ear. Oldboy, laughing, hands him a hanky to cover his ear from the blood spilling out and they both head outside to address the crowd

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The time has come to pick up where our fathers left off. They put together over 60 people into their list of poker players and we plan on expanding that list to make Detroit the best for poker tournaments.

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If you were already one of the 60+ members our father had at Corelli Poker or you know where to find the PokerStars resort all you need is the new codes to get past our burly security guards which are as follows: Enter my club ID number:352881 Enter my invitation Code: 10411041

anyone else can simply mail me directly for directions to find us

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We appreciate all the competition that has popped up in the area of bringing poker to these streets since the demise of our fathers in LV. After all imitation is the highest form of flattery but the time has come to do it right again.

Let's face facts, poker was a dirty thing in some back alley coffee shop with a bunch of shady characters. Our fathers brought it straight to the masses and created something that brought this place some real money to be won. Now as we build that back up you can rest assure those same prizes will continue to grow even bigger than our previous ones.

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Presenting our newly formed corporation:

***** MotorCity Inc. *****

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To start things off we will be starting with a minimum

25 MILLION GRAND PRIZE!!!!!

On April 1st at 22:00 MR time we will hold our tournament for all you fools who love to play poker.

$1,000,000 is your direct buy in price but you know we will be having satellites leading right up to the day of the big event. Those who have participated in the past also know we throw in a good amount of freerolls to help the poor.

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Speaking of freerolls, let's get this new venture started with one:

Freeroll this Friday at 22:00 will start this thing right.

Get registered early and meet us in our new digs at #DetPoker

I will happy to GO BIG, I'm not quite fond of going home.

I will see you at the tables where I will be happy to collect everyones money and put it in my pocket.

Good Luck to all that join 

This is sure to be a great success and a great opportunity to win some big dough for your family!

BTT starts walking towards the crowd of people where Oldboy and a couple of others just spoke.  Looking around with a sneaky look on his face every three steps or so, BTT is looking to see if Oldboy is still lingering around but doesn't see him.  BTT approaches the podium takes another scan of the crowd, clears his throat, and begins to speak.

Well ladies and Gentlemen, what can i say really... this is a great chance to make some big money and after all who couldn't use some big money.  For those of you who were around for our father's Go Big or Go Home tournament you already know that you will have plenty of chances to win your way into the Big Game for cheap so please don't miss out on your chance to get in.  i personally will be in #detpoker every night around 22:00 MR time to game satellites going for people who want to play...

With that being said, I will not be able to make it to tonight's Freerole, so what i am going to do is i am going to give 1 free seat to the big tournament away for every table that we have in the freerole tonight... but SHHHHH don't tell Oldboy he gets cranky when he finds out i am giving stuff away for free.... He would go crazy if he found out i was doing this.... So just bring your friends and get as many people as possible so i can give out more seats.

As BTT steps down from the podium he spots Oldboy stepping out of the casino he just walked into not too much earlier with a disappointing look on his face.  BTT walks over to him calmly hoping Oldboy didn't hear what he had just told the people.

SLAP!!!

BTT hit Oldboy in the back of the head and ran off laughing

Walking across his apartment Jimmy grabbed a drink and finished it all, slamming the glass into the trash can nearly breaking it.

He wanted that 25 mil..he needed that 25 mil..

I know you have a great dedication to gambling and your city, and im so glad I work for such a city to put this sorta game together. It will sure be a game, and as long as I dont go out first I will be happy.

Jimmy laughs a bit as his inside joke and throws his sunglasses on while grabbing his how to play poker book to study up for the big game

TUG flips a glance at Jimmy and BTT as he swaggers into the room....

It would seem that even the promise of sexual favours to Oldboy won't get you a wildcard to the tourney.  What with me being the reigning champon it's a little bit of a fucking travesty to be quite frankly honest.

TUG throws a slip of paper onto the table; it reads:

Your accountant makes note that $1,000,000 has been wired to oldboy from your account.

You can all begin trembling in your boot's, I will be taking the prize home to Chicago again.

TUG flips a doller at Jimmy.

Go crazy kid, some new shoes would be a good start.

TUG gives a wry smile and saunters off to find one of those reputed Detroit strip bars.

The lights dim and a drum roll / bass line starts up, a gaslighted spot lamp ignites and fills the room with a pervasive smell, the beam focusing on a closed curtain.

A large red nose appears in between the gap in the curtains followed by an oversized pair of shoes.

With dramatic panache the curtain is pulled apart with a flash of purple smoke, a clown is now visible wearing a green visor hat and a pair of dark sunglasses Jackie Onassis would be proud of.

"Time to go home ladies and gentlemen the clown is here."

Magicing several decks of cards from nowhere he begins to shuffle them whilst at the same time juggles several brandy glasses.

"To avoid any suspicions I'll even wear my short sleeve summer gear but please when my 3 nipples go hard do your best not to stare..."

The clown somersaults and rolls away leaving the cards falling from the sky like confetti.

Oldboy stands up from the poker table, walks t o the door of the dimly lit room, practically kicking it open as the light hits him hard..squinting as he comes around to the fact it is now daylight , he begins to rant What the fuck!?!?! I dont like losing and I DONT like giving away free stuffs! Makes me grumpy!

So my plan to win the free seat for myself was foiled!! EvilClown came out of no where and beat me...well done EvilClown. Our first satalite winner and winner of the first seat into the Go Big or Go Home game on 1st April for 25mil!!

So as it now stands we have EvilClown, The Uphill Gardner and Shedao all signed up and ready for the big day!

Remember we will be running satellites EVERYDAY from now until game day at around 22:00 MR time, we will also do random ones when we can, or, if you get enough people together, we will even do them on demand!!

Please feel free to mail myself or Bullet_Tooth_Tony, or find us in #detpoker for further details.

Well done again to EvilClown...prick!

Gaius walked into the poker room and walked over to the table Oldboy was dealing stud from. A nod from his boss and another dealer appeared out of thin air and Oldboy was ushering Gaius into the counting room. Oldboy turned the book around for his bosses inspection. Running his hand through the book before him a smile fell on Gaius's face as he began to chuckle.

I've got to say I'm well impressed with what you've put together here, I wonder if we can spice it up a bit eh?

pausing Gaius smirked to himself, and whispered into his head of securities ear, the man vanished immediately. Looking back to Oldboy, Gaius pulled a cigar from the front of his shirt and handed it to him.
April 1st is the big game you say?

Gaius heard the responses and nodded... offering a match to Oldboy before lighting his own cigarette.

Perhaps we should spice this up a bit?

Oldboy was well confused by this point, as he watched his boss walk outside of the poker room, where a mass had gathered. Leroy, Gaius's head of security smiling curtly in the corner. It appears he was responsible for the mass that had gathered.

To get my fellow leaders... 'in the game' I am going to offer a different prize. Many don't have the time to play in the big event, and some don't even play the game. However... the winning players crewleader will receive a 10million dollar bonus, paid by yours truly.

Dick approaches the mic after his glorious victory

"Glad to have won my seat into the competition. See you all there to take the big pot!"

Dick lights his blunt and walks back to his bakery

LaQ wonders over to the poker room with a smug grin on his face

"Heres one million, but you may aswell let others deposit directly into my bank account because we all know who's gonna win this"

LaQ walks off and signals for a few of the working girls at the bar to follow him towards his penthouse suite.

Your accountant makes note that $1,000,000 has been wired to Oldboy from your account.

Im in. And on behalf of my family, i will be taking that money.

Smoke wanders around aimlessly for a while before heading off home to prepare.

Oldboy steps outside with his boss, Gaius, as he addresses the crowd.

Wow, 10mil on top for the winners Crewleader....you really have lost it boss! You sure that's a cigarette your smoking or some of that wacky backy!!

Oldboy then turns to the crowd, seeing $ signs rolling in their eyes as after Gaius made his speech

Ok so just wanted to keep you all updated as I have been a little poorly the last day or two and not really been around.

EvilClown, The Uphill Gardener,  Shedao, StillSmokin have all so far booked there seats at the final table on 1st April for the prize of 25mil + an extra 10mil for their Crewleader.

Satelittes are still being held every night at 22:00 mr time, come see me in #detpoker to get cheap entry into the big show! (we will also throw some at random times so if you cant make any at 22:00 we can hopefully get you in one at some point.)

Any other info needed please mail me directly and I will be more than happy to help

Great game tonight guys, great turnout and with us using multi tables I have given a seat to 1st and 2nd place of tonight's satellite. That's right! For ALL remaining satellites games there will be 1 extra seat given away for every extra table used, so if we get 3 tables rolling 1st, 2nd and 3rd place will all win a seat.

Anyhow, congo rats to FiveFingerDeathPunch and Six for finishing 1st and 2nd tonight respectively. The latest list for the BIG SHOW on 1st April is as follows:

EvilClown, The Uphill Gardener,  Shedao, StillSmokin, Six, FiveFingerDeathPunch

I'll have NO PROBLEM going big.

Enzyte gives a shit-eating grin to the people around him, followed by a coy wink.

 Im in for tonight representing The Spanish Inquistion. Anyone else playing the satellite tonight?

good game tonight, StillSmokin'. Gonna play tomorrow with us? 

 Thanks six, you had a great game. Yeah ill be there, should be another good game. Six came from nowhere lastnight to take that win, well turned around!

Selling one of my seats to this for 500k or best off, message me to inquire. First come first serve.

Oldboy decides its time for a little update on the poker situation...stepping outside from the dark room where he FINALY won his seat into the big game next week he begins to speak

Well ladies and gents, we have been running satellites every night now and had some pretty good games. I'm pleased to announce an updated list of entrants that have already booked there seats into the $25mil Go Big or Go Home Game on 1st april (with an extra $10mil going to the winners cl)

EvilClown, The Uphill Gardener,  Shedao, StillSmokin, Six, FiveFingerSORRYPunch, TomCollins, Myself, Enzyte

Its not too late to book yourself into the final game, drop a cool $1mil into my bank for direct entry, or give me a shout about out satellite games that we are running every day upuntil the final where you can win a cheap seat into the tourny.