Kirsty is behind her desk, when the office boy arrives.  She tells him to put the coffee and paper on her desk and leave.  Sorry, Ms Kirsty, says the boy, but there are no newspapers again, today.  Well, demands Kirsty, how am I meant to find out what's happening?  Someone should demand that SamAdams' Star Examiner is published again.

Friends, we are gathered here to demand that SamAdams gets his ass in gear and starts publishing The Star Examiner again.  These Streets, once home to myriad printing presses, now stand devoid of newspapers.

Is that right?  Can it be right?  

There are many critics of The Star Examiner, and their concerns should not be ignored.  But, lest we forget, it was literally the only newspaper that we had, and received some praise, some funding.  Now, with that sole news outlet gone, we are newspaperless.

What kind of society functions without a fourth estate?  

So, join with me in demanding that SamAdams starts doing what he does best: publishing the only newspaper in this thing of ours!

I'm willing to match any tips that are left in my jar here, and I'll pass the remainder on to get the newspaper going!

I agree, please bring it back!

I thought the Star Examiner was well above the competition and was under the impression that it would be a weekly accordance but I have been patiently waiting to no avail .

Also hope it comes back since it always is a good read and joy to read it, but it also take some good effort som hopefully it soon gets out again and I like many other sits and waits for it to come out again.

SamAdams steps up and begins speaking:

Friends, I am honored that you miss my publication and speak so highly of it. I'm afraid I've been busy recently, but I will try to get an issue out soon.

I won't be able to match any tips beyond $80k - thanks.