I suppose there's always been a marginal boob ratio in my opinion with the dealers in the casinos of today.

So... I bought a casino. Just because. And guess what? OUR DEALERS HAVE HUGE BOOBS (both male and female). Come see for yourself!

Introducing...

"Our Dealers Have Bigger Boobs" Casino Grand Opening in New York!

If you're ever around in New York - come and visit me, I'll take care of ya.

Our dealers have bigger boobs than any other casino you've ever been to... guaranteed!

So win or lose, you will at least enjoy the company of our aesthetically pleasing staff.

 

Disclaimer: Due to the equal opportunity act of 1922, we had to hire 1-2 with smaller boobs...

PS: I'm not sure which table game to buy first - any input on your favorites would be nice! :)

Happy Gambling!

SINGER applauds TwentyCharacterLimit.

I am so happy about this. Look at you i think this is the first time a man that is not made has had a casino. This is simply amazing and i have to say that i will be there to support you. The second i lose a dollar though im leaving because i am a poor sport.

SINGER pats TCL on the back.

Really though im very happy for you congrats.

TCL smiles at his great friend SINGER, a fellow member of the ALLCAPSCLUB who, by the way, has a lovely singing voice.

You're right, I suppose I haven't seen any other associate ever own a casino before! With the blessings of GF Whatsername, I thought I'd change that fact. That and, well, my daddy left me with a lot of money!

So glad to see another casino opening up in New York, maybe your Big-Titted dealers will be a little bit nicer than Sho's big-boobed man dealers.

As for the first game to buy, its obviously got to be Roulette, i want to see the big-boobed dealer spin zee wheel!

BLACKJACK!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

My vote goes to Roulette. Gotta love that game.

craps! I never play it but still, Craps!

Seconded for Roulette.

Looking forward to seeing your dealers.. chips..

Seconded for Black Jack. I expect that your male dealers will be wearing assless chaps in order to be on the same level.

black jack

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

did anyone notice that it said brains??

Thank you everyone for the input!

You can now play BLACKJACK while ogling at our well-endowed staff.

And yes... our male dealers have assless chaps! Cowboys and Naughty Nurses all around!!

(OOC I will be buying Roulette also very soon... if someone will buy my damn credits!)

Woo hoo! And now we have roulette :)

Nah gotti I missed that.