I would choose XRay vision...hehehe :)

Or if my farts could light the atoms around it on fire. Heheh

Begins to roll around laughing so hard he begins to levitate

Oh well... Those both seem pretty neat

Super speed would be interesting.

Yeah Hawk. Not everyone is bad. You need to learn how to be social so you can one day get as many women as I do. 

I would have the power to actually understand what people mean..

I would like to fly

Easily... the power to stop time. The ultimate power. 

Teleportation. By far the best super power

LP-, I do not believe that your statement is accurate.
How can teleportation be the best super power? If you could pause time, you could then simply relocate to wherever you wanted to teleport to. It encompasses teleportation. It pretty much allows you to do EVERY super power, and more. 

Nothing beats being able to stop/pause time. 

I've always imagined having the power to control atoms to be cool. Technically, you can control everything, right?

As she flys towards Peter_Pan pixie dust flies in the air 

Chuckles

Hey look! There's your ability to fly, well temporarily...

To eat all the bacon !

The power to heal others or myself with my mind 

1v1 me 

i would want to be invisible, imagine how much stuff you could steal!

I deffo would enjoy having the ability to have constant inspiration and the ability to write perfectly on the first try.

Screenplay? Easy.

Novel? Let's pump one out every day.

Short story? Pff, 5 minutes.