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| At Gun Point | Started by: Catalina_Piera on Feb 28, '08 20:44 |
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You see Catalina running from the alleyway, she bumps into and you are ready to pull out your gun and shoot her in the back. But you swallow your pride and ask yourself...where or who is see running from? You look in the alleyway, where she came from, and see some big colorful things jumping and making noise. You say to yourself. Oh my word, she is a afraid of clowns. The clowns notice you from behind the dumpster and approach you. The five clowns had bats and chains and are ready to use them on you. You reach for your gun but it is missing. The midget clown went underneath your coat and took your gun and points it at your knee...since he can only reach that far. You stand there in shock wondering how clowns ripped you off and hold you at gun point with your own gun. Then suddenly............ |
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| Sonicz breaks into a song and watches as the clown feels compelled to start juggling. Shaking his head, he takes his gun back off the midget and throws him over the wall, strides away and takes Catalina's hand, puling her along with him. As Sonicz' song trails off, he and Catalina both watch the clown shrink back into the shadows of the alleyway, glaring at them. | |
| Reply by: Sonicz at Mar 01, '08 08:42 | |
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Apathy watches from across the street and is not amused at the actions of these Clowns.They look alot like teletubbies and well....... This just won't do.The things I have to do in a day around here. Apathy runs across the street and kicks the midget clown square in the nads,rupturing his scrotum and forcing him to bleed out into a grotesque hernia.h ethen spins on his heel and grabs a skinny Bozo looking prick and javelins him through a wall.A baseball bat splinters across Apathy's back and has little or no effect.Apathy turns around and spots the ring leader.He is a massive Clown,looks like Winston Churchill and a Paint Store had a head on collision and this was the result.The Clown stares down at Apathy and growls out some petty threats about Apathy's head and his arsehole.Apathy decides that the small talk can wait until later.There is work to be done.Apathy headfakes the clown with a cream pie and the giant doofus falls for it.Apathy launches his attack....he throws so many left hands into the Clown's face the Clown begs for a right hand.Apathy connects with an uppercut,a shot to the groin and a series of pants pissing hot combos to the kidneys.Apathy finishes off with a looping fucking left hand and a right hand BOMB! that lands like a thunderbolt on the Clown's temple.The Clown crumples and folds over like a spent dick.He falls on his back and lays there moaning out something about a childs birthday party and the guns were fake and some sorta practical joke.Apathy steps on his neck and gives his heel a twist,the Clown's neck snaps like a dry twig and he dies.Apathy looks around,straightens his tie and wipes some dog crap off his shoe on the dead Clown.He casually haeds back across the street and sits on a bench to finish reading his newspaper. Clowns should never be trusted folks,i am just glad I could help out today.But beware,Clowns have no guilt or remorse like myself.If and when they confront you,be prepared as these creatures show no mercy upon unsuspecting innocent victims. |
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| Reply by: Apathy at Mar 01, '08 12:55 | |
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* Curly walks down the alley after hearing a fight and see's a bunch of clowns left beaten and dead * No this is not good at all he say's as he checks thier pockets for lollypops. Wait a minute they are not clowns. They are the presidential canidates looking for votes. Well no loss here. * walks away wondering if he can find a kid with a lollypop to mug * |
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| Reply by: Curly at Mar 01, '08 13:56 | |
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