Dick laughs

"I love how shouting off the wall shit in the streets attracts the crowds attention. Since I have it for a moment, let's go over a few things shall we?"

Dick pulls out a piece of paper

"You see, I have this little sheet here that I had everything I was going to address, however, I'm just way to high to attempt to read any damn thing. Therefore, as any good Dick would say, "I'm going to spit this straight from the head".

Pulling a blunt from his left pocket as he's often seen doing, Dick lights it up, inhales a few times to get it nice n' cherry, much like a catholic schoolgirl at her eighteenth birfffday partay and continues.

"Rumors, Rumors, Rumors, Rumors. How how I love thee. Such mayhem and confusion you bring to people's daily activities. Oh how many fatal decisions you have caused and such effects you play on ones psyche.

P.S.- I fucking hate you!

Yes they are very annoying, and yes they do play a large role in this community regardless whether you'd like to admit it or not. However many questions still remain. Such as:

* How large of role do they really have?

* Do Rumors really persuade rash decisions sometimes leading to extinction?

* How do Rumors effect you?

The list could go on really. Mainly being it's such a Taboo and unexplored aspect. One that if you really took the time to explore in thought, you could get lost for hours. Trust me, I smoked some good shit last night. I began looking for food, when suddenly an empty fridge made me feel horrible, almost in a resenting manner which reminded me of my hatred toward rumors."

Pause

"As most of you know, I'm a fan of addressing the issues that I find rarely spoke of, and try to bring them to light. Sometimes I even put my own spin on things to get the reaction of others. In doing so, I am proud to say that I'm pleased with the results. I do appreciate the support I get from the community as a whole for what I do, and I thank you for that."

Dick takes another hit off the blunt

"With this topic in mind, I would like to try and get even a better feel off others opinions on the matter. It's simple really. I am sharing my opinions on the matter so let's hear yours."

"So I'm holding a hidden $1.5 million dollar prize somewhere throughout this discussion, if you happen to stumble across it then you happen to win the money. All it takes is sharing your opinion. I know I haven't shared too much of my thoughts, cause honestly, I'm stoned and could talk for hours not leaving much room for any sort of discussion at all. I don't want that to be the case. I'm not giving any hints as too what I'm looking for, there isn't any way of possibly knowing. I will however show proof of my decision to ensure it is totally legit. Hell I don't even share my own crazy idea's with the family, I get stoned, make an appearance and the rest is history."

Someone speaks up from the crowd

"But Don Wad, is there a specific way to approach the topic to better our chances?"

Heads nod through the crowd as if they were going to ask the same question

"Absolutely not. You can share a time in journal entries in which Rumors played a large effect on a scenario. You can just share your own opinions on the subject. Or even question my own thoughts on the subject to spark debate. However you approach it doesn't matter. I just like seeing topics brought to life. If this improves that, then Dick is even more happy, and you can just ask the ladies what their experience are like with a happy Dick."

Pause

"Now I do however want to see some streaking. That is almost always a requirement. What's more fun then the nude?"

A lady shouts from the crowd, "Oh no you didn't!!"

"Oh yes I did."

Rumours are always going to be aqround in this world of ours, but if it is the difference of people living or dying, i think the rumours sould be looked into and the people involved dealt with., NOT innocent people who wake saring face to face with their maker with a nice fitting pair of concrete boots.

The irony ...

Ha...

Marty takes off his clothes and sprints around the crowd while speaking.

Rumors are like a match, they can spark a cannon and ignite a war, or the rumors could be put in between your toes like in 'looney toons', and it just annoys and angers you. But rumors can damage you or make you stronger, or the rumors could get you shunned or killed.

Its cool bud. Those that have no understanding of alliance and fortitude falter to the shooting their CL's. Not much different from the bloodline workings of your God Father...no surprise! You did well for as long as you did...all hail the great, or weakly Whatshisname.

Oh dick how I love thee. You would be perfect for the Butt. Wiggle of course, WiggleButt. 

WIGGLE YOUR BUTT SIR WIGGLESON MCWIGGLEBUTT THE THIRD!

Yobssarg is following his sense of smell only to find a few naked mobsters and what appears to be a guy wiggling his butt

yobssarg starts snapping his fingers and tapping his feet

I'm really feeling this groove, but next time you are faced with these rumor troubles you gotta remember.

Fake friends believe in rumors while real friends believe in you

Amen brother