...and then you screw like rabbits! Love life not treating you well? Is the flagpole now a sitta? Do you just hate being a five-minute-franky? Well, fret no more, cause Enzyte is here to help!

"But Enzyte, how?"

How? HOWWW?!?!

Enzyte looks up "How" in the dictionary.

Ah, right--HOW! Well, what you do is you take this maaaagic little pill, grind it up, snort it, then call your pimp and get your bitches on down here!

Win win? More like AWESOME AWESOME!!!!!!

Yes kiddies, exactly! Uh, I don't have much more than that. Practice safe sex, yeah?

*note: Enzyte does not condone using himself on ANY actual kiddies.