Part of why we get into this business is to make money. Maybe you couldn't cut it in a 9-5, maybe those bastards didn't know your value or maybe you thought that knocking over the post office was a better way to make a living; regardless of the motivation, you're probably doing a bit better for yourself financially in a life of crime than you would have behind a desk, am I Right?

Good. I am pleased for you and that is why we do what we do. Most of us here will become "Rich" from this way of life. Some "Extremely Rich", fewer still "Obscenely Rich" and a select handful "Richer than God!". These tiers are measured as walking around town with $1,000,000, $10,000,000, $100,000,000 and $1,000,000,000 sticking out of your trouser pocket.

The latter tier is what I want to focus on and ask in particular, what you think would be worth 1 billion dollars? 

The fanciest real estate in the world? It would have to be some fucking house.

The best piece of ass? He or she would have to be something really special!

What about a big fuck off yacht? You could be king/queen of the seas.

The mind truly wanders when you consider the opportunities available before you with that kind of "fuck you" money. I'm not sure myself, I've already got a big house, a hot piece at home and I get seasick, so a yacht is out of the question. I guess I can actually only say with certainty what isn't worth a billion dollars. And what sure as shit isn't worth a billion dollars is putting up anonymous hits on the Grin Gang for a single lousy 1% shot from TylerDurden on Kirsty that achieve precisely dick all. 

That is what over a billion dollars from the hitlist lame brigade has yieled, 1 shot, on a Capo, which could have been achieved by an Earner for a few days work. A single lousy shot - what an incredible business model.

So what do you think they should do with their next billion? House? Ass? Maybe we can brainstorm a few good ideas...

I know what I would do with a billion dollars. I would buy an island. An island filled with something very special. No, not asses. Or yachts. or Fancy houses. Not even raccoons. By observing the society we all live in, I have found the ultimate craving of humankind.

That island would be filled with all the bacon of the world, and I would rent it. And that billion would turn into rivers of gold and diamonds faster than Zapata loses all his money at gambling.

It would truly be a marvel.

I see Arapaho on our streets - our native American friends would appreciate that sort of money to build casinos on their own land instead of having to some into ours.

For the Pianist - A billion dollars could finance an entire art scene

And OldBumMaggy - What sort of support for those saggy, dangly boobs would a billion dollars provide?  I could see LouisVuitton helping provide a great service there.

The options are limitless.

MobGov - Knowledge is Porridge - For All Your Survey And Data Gathering Needs

Right looks at @Gron-07 and says

You are Right.

the start seemed confusing, but Right continued Right away

We love the money. I probably would spend all of it on dice, if Charles_Barkley would be away for a weekend..

There is a point you may have missed though.. And that isn't absolute figures.. Or even decuple figures, as that's the category you aim to speak of. It's percentages.
How much of their wealth did they spend and how much of your wealth is gone because of it.
How much more could you have done.. Or how much more could you have done for the people around you? How much have people had to do for you to spend crazy numbers in paying the hits off?

When one is richer than richer than God, maybe one wouldn't care much to temporarily fall into nonuple figures on the bank account. After all, one could still buy a house, a boat or an ass.. Right?

Right looks to his Right and Left to see if Kirsty is around then, to be sure, adds

I am neither defending the hitlister, nor the rich, nor their ideas, nor men with erectile issues, nor women with moustaches

I heard that Taps-Man had a smile worth a billion dollars, shame he's never around to show it off

If I had a dollar for every time someone complained to me about about stupid underscore names then I'd probably have about that much too

It does though beg the question - why use the hit-list? Why didn't they just promise someone the money to build the gun? Or is the intention not to kill, but simply to annoy or financially impede? Who knows

If the hitlisters take success in me ridding myself of some chump change, they are even fucking lamer than I already thought they were. A participation award at best, equivalent to saying "as long as you had fun, that's all that matters".  Loser mentality.

Anyway, I have personally handed out over 1.5billion to my people in the last 30 days, before we even consider what my friends around the country have added to that pot. I was a VIP credit prince before most of you were alive, believe me, I can keep capping my people until the cows come home. 

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As a man who has made billions of dollars with proof here and here I thought my input is more valuable than anyone else’s. I wouldn’t spend my money on people who would inevitably die, especially those meeting their end sooner rather than later.

Who's meeting their end sooner rather than later, Krugerrand? And, more importantly what did you spend your billions on?

Grin-07 , Grin-07 , Grin-07 , you have missed a business opportunity right under your nose. 

To our esteemed anonymous hitlister friends, I will offer you a deal the likes of which you have never seen. Some people may call me mad, flaunting my generosity to this extent, but please take this offer as a gesture of the extreme good will I have for you. 

For the low low (low) low price of 1.5 billion dollars. I will arrange not 1, not none, but 2 whole shots by earners (or possibly even wise guys if you play your cards right) at anyone you wish. That's Right . I'm offering savings of 500 million in cash! Think of what you could do with that kind of saving. You're nearly half way to another earner shot already!

"I wouldn’t spend my money on people who would inevitably die,"

Smart, I also only spend money on people who will live forever. 

I hope Krugerrand spent some of his billions on better Yo Mama jokes. 

"If I had 1 billion, I would certainly have an incredible art scene, I would give Kirsty half if she sang sitting at my piano wearing a sexy dress with a bold neckline while I playing."

@Right was rather disappointed when he heard West say

 I will arrange not 1, not none, but 2 whole shots by earners at anyone you wish. That's Right.

He replied in the Right way, though

Is that Right, Don West? How do you know? Even if this YOUR personal preference, I am still in your city, Right?

Well.. if he.. or she.. does and succeeds, I will proof you Wrong

I think a handshake from Right is worth a billion dollars. He seems like a guy that knows things. 

Eyes to yourself charles_Barkley. Jesus Your jaws as low as my bosoms, though I would like one of those *hic LouisVuittons. fuck my head hurts. 

The old bum pulls a bottle of booze off of the corpse of Krugerrand and walks to the other side of the street away from the conversation. small footprints fo blood lead to where the old bum has sat

they got good bourbon up there you hear? Tht billion dollars would by me enough to to make me erm. it would like, its a lot of bourbon.

The old bum takes a swig

Left looks to his Left and sees Right 

Left can smell out cash.

Left looks at Right and nods 

I think we could find plenty of things to spend a billion dollars on 

Left put his hand in his Right pocket and pulls out his Casino membership