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|William Wants Help from Kirsty (ORP)||Started by: Kirsty on May 23, '20 00:05|
Kirsty was sitting back in her chair at her. To her side was a pile of letters, from Big Ape, written to her from jail. She had learned so much from him, and had absorbed so much that she was frequently mistake for a man and had chosen to embrace the masculine identity. She therefore wasn't surprised when a smallish man, with a little hat, and a bad voice walked into her office. Something was strange about him. He was excitable, and every so often he would do a jump and a 90 degree angle jump. But Kirsty had experience, strength and hope that she wanted to share...
Sure, I reply. What's your name, Son?
Well, William, son, how can I help you?
Son, many is the man who comes here, wanting to be a writer. Too many words, not enough eyes. So what do we do? We need to make sure our work is eye catching. Son, I can probably help you, but you look like shit. You like like a bad accident. So we need to smarten you up. Get you new shoes. A new hat. New trousers. A new suit.
And then, son, you can sit with me, and we can talk about making you better.
Can you do that, son? Are you up for the challenge?
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