Puzzled by a recent incident in her HQ, Kirsty rushes to the podium to "talk through" where she might be going wrong...

"Friends, it is well know that, despite being a woman, I am more than a little bit familiar with men's prisons.  In particular, I am something of an expert on masculine love, and have a close, enduring, and mercifully non-physical relationship with Big Ape.  Big Ape is on Furlough from prison and, between you and me, I've had him in my HQ.  

My Right Hand is a beautiful woman, named Delicate, and as such, Big Ape isn't interested in her.  OldBumMaggy, likewise, is a lady, and as such, of no interest to Big Ape.  I have a series of wonderful, hardworking male associates, but they are simply too busy to be around the HQ much and, as Big Ape said, "if they ain't got Made, they ain't getting laid."

But then, a young man named Chalky White requested a home.  I gave him one, and asked Big Ape to mentor him.  Big Ape looked far too excited for my living at this prospect.  It reminded me of when Big Andy and Patrick first arrived.  It all worked out in the end, but for a while, it looked like that trio of bitches were gonna be fighting rather than fucking.  They worked it out, luckily Patrick was a stone cold "bottom" and so it was just down to Big Ape and Big Andy to work out who went first, or what end they got if they were going at it together.  And to deal with the inevitable jealousy fallout from those who wished they were the filling in the "Big" sandwich.  But anyway, I digress.

I was so concerned that Big Ape's masculine love mentoring might upset Chalky, that I asked my dependable and formidible associate, Tom_Hagen, to keep an eye on things.  This is did, and reported back that Chalkey hired a substantial number of BGs, then shot himself in the head, leaving behind a son, named Frank.

Frank, it seems, also hired a number of BGs and then shot himself in the head. 

Which leads to a question:

IS THE PRISON POET'S SOCIETY THE *ONLY* CREW IN THIS THING OF OURS WITH A MASCULINE LOVE PRACTITIONER AND CONVERTER IN THE HQ?  WHY DID "FRANK" GET PROTECTION AND THEN GET DEAD?

Cause the dude realised who you were........ Hell I would off myself if I found myself in the same crew as you.

Right notices how noone seemed to care about another soapbox talk by Kirsty anymore and can't help but feel sorry for the supposed, and self-proclaimed, 'Leader of the Streets'. Sure.. @PumbaWumvaTumbaLumba had an answer, but Right felt it was pretty short. And that wasn't Right for the supposed, and self-proclaimed, 'Leader of the Streets' to be fobbed off with such a short answer.

Because of the fact that I know that you don't want me to give my Right opinion, I will not say I agree or disagree with PumbaWumbaTumbaLumba's words, but I do think it may be symptomatic that there have been no replies.

Right, here we go

Right straightened his back and spoke whilst pointing his index finger up

Firstly, have you..

Right interrupted himself to introduce Kirsty a bit to the crowd

you know.. with your degree in psychology..

He looked back at Kirsty and continued

Have you self-analysed your own gender?
As the obsession you seem to hold for homosexuality is pretty rare and extremely a-typical for a woman to have, as you will know from your intellect and expertise.

Adding his middle finger, Right continued Right away

Secondly, why were you unaware of the whereabouts of your member?

Right didn't explain that any further, as he felt even psychotherapists would understand the literal meaning of what he literally said, as he chose to stick his thumb up, too. At first, he did want to add his ring finger, but he felt it always looked weird, those three fingers, without a thumb. That was why he usually only used 2 arguments in a discussion..

And thirdly.. How desperate was it to ask all crew leaders if they knew where he retired? Why didn't you do the honourable thing and either guess where his protection was or discretely ask befriended people to help you find that out?

The main point there is.. Why did you not show any interest in him before he retired? That may have withheld him from retiring?

This way it seems you care more about bodyguard scalps and thinking out loud on the Streets than for the wellbeing of your members.

Looking Kirsty in the eyes, Right adds

Don't get me wrong..

..Again..

I am not saying you don't care about people. I am just saying it looks like you mainly care about yourself.

Right decided to repeat

Looks. Like.

Feeling his words couldn't be misinterpreted by Kirsty this time, Right walked to his Right, away from the crwd that was not there..

Pretty typical that you ask for an explanation and you instead choose to look to your Left and Right when you actually get an answer that you could learn from.

Why ask for advise then? If you don't want an answer to your questions, don't pollute the Streets with your words then.
Or is it that you don't like the answers given?

Right stays silent for a moment and then says

Ah.. I get it. Sploshing it is what you are into, Right?

You contradict yourself, again, Kirsty.

Again.

Either you did ask advice, asking advice on where your former associate went and asked advice on your recruitment..

OR

You agree that you are polluting the Streets with not questions that you do not want reactions at.

Is that your self-proclaimed leadership of the Streets? If you stand up onto a soapbox, I am entitled to react on that. After all, these are the Streets.
Sorry, I assumed you knew how the Streets worked, after all, you said you were the leader of them..

Then, if I am a one-trick pony, what are you then?
I would not want to feed the person that would have to count you telling about your family history and how great they were. Funny how you and your ancestors are in fact the only people telling how great they were. The pretentiousness must be in the genes.. Like you say I envy your talent. I am really sorry to say that in all those speeches you had, I never ever seen even a trace of talent. I see taradiddles, though. Pretentious nonsense. If that is a talent, you sure have a point. I would not want to be the person that would have to count how often you said you are superior to everyone, how intelligent you are, how well you understand the minds of gay men.

You falsely assume people are obsessed with you.
Or.. well.. Maybe you have a wicked way to explain what an obsession is. A definition emerging from a superior mind that twists all logic of us, simple people. I would not want to be you and I think you would have to turn every stone in the whole country to find.. 2 people.. Because there surely is an idiot around somewhere that would want to be you.. that would even want to be slightly like you.

Your poor attempt of an illusory truth effect does not work, because there has to be some sense in the initial lie. You being superior clearly holds nothing that nears the truth.

Right shakes his head

I spoke, I didn't write..

I don't know the terminology for a fear of being confronted with your personal defects..
You, with your degree in psychology, surely would know, though.

So you bring a personal problem to the Streets and refuse to even listen to the answer. That's terrible behaviour for a Crew Leader, although you, of course, are only renting that position. Or did you buy it off already?

Obsessed with you? Leave me out of your bullshit like I’ve asked you far too many fucking times already.

To: Billy_Russo
From: Kirsty
Sent: May 25, '20 22:16
Subject:

you interest me.  truth me told, i am bisexual, and your writing arouses me.  i have a degree in sexuality studies and wish to explore this further with you. 

To: Kirsty
From: Billy_Russo
Sent: May 25, '20 22:12
Subject:

What is your reasoning for all of this? Does it bother you that much that I don’t like you and don’t want anything from you? You can try to buy other friends, I will never stoop to your level. 

Considering that you’re the one trying to get into my pants, not sure what fantasies you are referring to. That sounds an awful lot like projecting.

Sure, try your usual tactics like we all can’t see what you do. Is there a reason that after I’ve asked you to stop you’ve sent your RH to try and talk to me or that you continue to drag my name into the streets? The only bully here is you. You’ve already been reported once, do you have a reason for your continued harassment?

I really don’t understand why you brought me into a conversation about your members offing themselves. My guess is they didn’t want to deal with a bad leader. 

For someone who claims that they want facts all the time, you sure do tend to ignore a lot of them. Go try to make yourself relevant with someone else. 

Well, considering there isn’t anyone here known as Kristian, it seems you’ve got a bit of a guilty conscience there. You’re projecting again. Contrary to your belief, the world doesn’t revolve around you. If you think any of my writings have anything even remotely to do with you than you should really take a long look in the mirror.

And now, for the I don’t even know how many times now, both privately and publicly, I’m asking you to leave my name out of your mouth. You took your shot and you were rejected, accept it like the man you somehow claim to be.

If Delicate doesn’t like being brought up, feel free to tell her to stay out of things that have nothing to do with her. But she’s ok with your actions so we can all see the person that we’re dealing with here.

Nothing warms my Scouse heart like a public lovers tiff. Who doesn't enjoy watching two people slang it out. Two people who have blatant affection for each other. 

Standing from the outside, it's obvious for any bystander that there is copious amounts of love between these two people, maybe some denial. But it's there, I'm no love expert but I think I'll be buying a new hat at this rate. 

Sometimes guys, you just have to give in to those raw instincts and go with it, publically of course.