There is a protection order in place over the gangster/investment mastermind known as Lordian.

While he is lying stricken in his hospital bed unable to move or swanning around the French Riviera banging cocktail waitresses with all of our money, depending on who you believe, he will be afforded the protection of the great and the good of the mob.

We all want to give him plenty of time to reclaim his place on our streets and clear the huge debt built up in the Mastrosimone Mutual Fund or allow him the opportunity to return and explain what happened. 

Thank you for your co-operation with this and if you would like to share a story about Lordian, this is would be a good place for it.

I'll start: I invested $50,000,000 with him and I am waiting for him to return and pay it to me. Anyone else?

I have 25m invested, so I'm owed 50m.

I am curious, is this Lordian protected by The Grin Gang because he owes a lot of people money? And he died, so he would of lost it all.

How would you expect him to repay all the money back, he is probably best off starting fresh since no one can actually force him to repay it back unless its credits, which I think I heard credits is a different story. 

I'm really just looking to find out what happened. It just seems a little too much of a coincidence that he has such a debilitating illness that he's laid up in the hospital without the use of his hands to even pen us a small note with an update. Like if this is all just a terrible coincidence and he's laid up somewhere, he must want to set the record straight, surely? Just a little note to his investors with an update since the one he pinned to his door on 8th May, that would be reasonable, right?

But even if he did lose all the money in that dice calamity before his illness/purchase of a private yacht, I think the worst possible scenario would be if he was clipped before he could do the decent thing and explain that to us. I really don't want that to happen!

That is understandable! Its hard to not see the worst in people these days.

From the desk of Lordian's office: 

Clearly he was a very active business man up until his disappearance.  Some of those many messages were between Lordian and my brother as he was discovering his place in this world.  When Mickey spent extra time on his letters to add a flourish of professionalism Lordian would return in kind.  He truly seemed to enjoy even the most simple of interactions, checking on investments and the like.

What really lit him up the most was when Mickey sent him a letter with his business letterhead and formatted it just like a real business proposal from another company.  He returned in kind adding professional flourishes to his response letters.  Even though Mickey's business was a fledgling sole proprietorship, Lordian was willing to treat him with the attention and respect he would give to even his more important investors.

He clearly loved his business.  Mickey believed Lordian when he said running a business was relaxing for him.  If the only evidence that Lordian was a dice gambler is the streak stats at the casino I believe you will find my name with an equal winning streak to his highest.  What that doesn't tell you is that I only play dice for enjoyment with spare change.  Perhaps Lordian did the same?

Hopefully Lordian is still alive.  As he has been known to take months to return on investments in the past it is possible that his health has been chronically poor.  He may be in his home, trapped in a pained body with other things more pressing than his mutual fund on his mind.  So long as his name is in the phone book here and he hasn't retired we know he's not living under an assumed name spending our money.

He owed my brother $6M and I will collect it one day and reinvest an even larger amount with the Mastrosimone Mutual Fund.  I respect anyone who believes I'm being foolish.  Perhaps I am.  However, they did not see the heart of this man as Mickey felt he had.  I agree that it will be best to have the man himself give an account of his actions.  I look forward to the day of his return.

Right looked at a crowd of people that looked like they were victimized by a scam

Isn't he protected now for all the wrong reasons, Grin-08?

This protection sounds like the the financial version of that what that French guy, Jean Rostand, has recently said: 'Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a God':

Have a million invested and disappear, you're a thief. Have ten million, people start taking care of your wellbeing. Make a billion disappear and you're untouchable.

Surely you knew you were taking a risk when investing such an amount of money..? Was this your first investment in the Mastrione fund? Did you get profits before? Was it legal..?

Even if he does return, and would amit he has it stored to a Cayman Island bank, how could you trust to get it back if you can't now? You know that, in 1930 only, the Government Savings Bank of  Jamica, of which Grand Cayman and Little Cayman are depend..

Ouch! Why did you poke me, Zahara?

Did MezzaninE tell you that? Really? Well.. I will show him what off-topic is..

Right turned Left to turn Right before turning Right again to find his way back to Charles_Barkley's HQ.*

*He could have gone Right, then Left, then Left again, but he preferred going Right more often than going Left.

I had an arrangement of a 25mill short term loan where Lordian would send me just the interest every day of 2.5 million 

I am owed my original 25mil + 2.5mill x 36 as of this point of writing this message I am owed 115 million 

I am not sure if.. even in the Caymans.. he will have that much left, Left..

Locals on Lordian?

Fidd,  Alan has him in his delivery van. 

Locals on Fidd ?

Word on the street is that Lordian has fallen out of favor in Palm Isalnds, Dubai.

Lordian you say? Saw him getting a coffee down at that shop...with that name...

Delicate raises her pointer finger to her lips, thumb on her chin, and her face scrunched up a bit as she thinks for it. 

That Greek place on 5th. Wazzzzapp Coffee Company?

She shrugs.

Something along those lines. Anyway, coulda sworn I saw the guy actively getting a coffee this morning. 

There's a guy works down the Chip Shop swears he's Lordian... but he's a liar, and I'm not sure about you.

Last I heard Lordian was being moisturized by bikini models in St. Kitts in between tee times at the local club. I had a man extend an olive branch but our friend left friendship & foliage behind when he skedaddled out of town with our money zipped up in the carry-on. I have another man watching the old Mastrosimone Mutual Fund building but the only thing that remains there is the sign on the door, decaying at a slightly slower pace than whatever remains of Lordian's once good name. I hope to see that charlatan in alligator shoes again one day. He's got some questions to answer and debts to pay. 

I heard he was out at the Nino Samba resort in Indonesia. My source say he has somehow found the funds to buy hundreds of acres of jungle in order to corner the market in rare exotic animals being sold in China for impotence cures.  His one-eyed trouser snake farm has provided relief to thousands of sufferers.

Lordian’s Pocket Rocket Company - Hands on relief for erectile disfunction

An investigation by the MobGov Detective Agency has discovered that the most recently set of business accounts for LPRC were filed by one Lordiana Misstrosimone.  There are no immigration records for a Lordiana Misstrosimone held in Jakarta however Dr Feng Shui of Jakarta Sex Change Studios did have a record of a Mr Aurora Mastrosimone attending several weeks ago for a final appointment.

Investigations are continuing.

As he did every morning, after coming out of the casino bed, Right grabbed a coffee at the Supersonics Arena (he still had Charles_Barkley's key and Zahara made the best (at least better than LukaBrazzi's was at Refugee's (Not that it was that bad..(It was just not @Zahara-quality)))) and read the obit section of the national newspapers..

Interesting.. he mumbled

The man that had disappeared to the tropical Farawayistani island apparently had been tracked down and killed.

Looking up

All creditors shall be delighted..

Having finished the obits ánd the coffee, he stood up and walked out of the Sonics HQ, as a series of telegrams were delivered at the front door..

Lordian shot - WS wanted

Bugsy did it - He left when confronted

Killer went Rogue. Last seen in Chicago

Right read them and shook his head. First thing he would do today, after the real important issues, like walking the dog, doing some polls and wasting some time, would be to address Grin-08, who sent out the initial Protection Order for the long-time-holidaying homeless thief, as Right felt Lordian had gotten what he deserved.
The thief was very likely to be bankrupt anyway, and, despite knowing the reasoning behind it, protecting him made no sense at all to Right.

As he left through the front door, he spoke, to noone in particular

Clearly, Lordian wasn't planning on doing so.. So let's hope their kin have more class and style and will one day pay back their ancestor's debts.