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| Jail Breaking in Las Vegas | Started by: -TheJackOfHearts- on Mar 03, '08 17:25 |
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Jack approaches the pre-assembled crowd in his typical fashion, deck of cards in hand As you all know my esteemed colleagues in Chicago have recently declared a tax on jailbreaks in their fine city. I want you to all know that I support them in this financial endeavor and wish them the best of luck. The announcement that jailbreaks would no longer be done free of charge within the city limits met with a fair amount of opposition and criticism from some of those in the general public, and this speech is aimed especially at you. I would like to state for the record and right here and now jail breaking within the Las Vegas City limits will remain free for so long as I remain in control of the city! I simply ask that all prospective jail breakers migrate their elicit activities from the costlier cities to our little dessert oasis. As you will be in the city anyway to jailbreak your little hearts content why not stop by our local business district, have a drink at one of our fine bars and sample the other many fine businesses my fair city has to offer. Coming soon a fully operational casino will be ready for your business as well as a myriad of other ventures to be utilized by the Vegas community. Once again I mean no disrespect to my colleagues in Chicago I hope their new venture is very profitable, I would just like to offer the services of the city of Las Vegas to all those that feel jail breaking in Chicago is not within their best interests. See you in Las Vegas. Jack begins walking off down the strip playing with the deck of cards in his hands |
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| The gambling business must be ticking along nicely in Las Vegas, to offer such generosity of the status quo. | |
| Reply by: Vodoo at Mar 03, '08 17:36 | |
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| That is such a wonderful gesture. Thank you -The JackofHearts-. | |
| Reply by: Catalina_Piera at Mar 03, '08 17:41 | |
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Takes his hat off and bows his head Glad a leader can show initiative instead of following the trends set by the more dominant leaders. |
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| Reply by: TickingTimebomb at Mar 03, '08 17:43 | |
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ah the good old city of sin, jail breaking must be one of the few things left that is free there. last time i visited, i was playing a bit of blackjack when a beautiful young woman came upto me. 10 minutes later, we were back in my room having a bit of bobs your uncle. 2 minutes later she was demanded $73 otherwise her pimp would come up and slit my throat. There was me thinking that i had attracted a nice young lady up for fun, and it ended up costing me money. and this didnt just happen once, it hapened 63 times that night! it is for the reason why i still prefer chicago, you only have to buy a bird a smirnoff ice and she is yours. |
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| Reply by: SillySausage at Mar 03, '08 17:43 | |
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| ...And dont forget the secret ingrident you silly sausage! | |
| Reply by: Vodoo at Mar 03, '08 17:46 | |
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I was going to listen to the rest of this but I'm off to Chicago *After a quick stop at a 7-11 for some Smirnoff Ice, I head straight for the airport . . . |
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| Reply by: Rhuarc at Mar 03, '08 18:11 | |
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| You should try New Orleans, all you need there are beads and a t-shirt... | |
| Reply by: TheMoney at Mar 03, '08 18:16 | |
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| I think technically PrinceOfCheese is in charge of Las Vegas. | |
| Reply by: Numbers4Glory at Mar 03, '08 18:17 | |
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You always have to spoil the good announcement right Numbers? It's just me, me, me. Honestly. How could you? |
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| Reply by: Sonicz at Mar 03, '08 18:34 | |
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| With all due respect to POC its not his show in Las Vegas its mine and I'll address business in my city as I see fit. | |
| Reply by: -TheJackOfHearts- at Mar 03, '08 18:36 | |
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'my city' Thats a bold statement. |
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| Reply by: Vodoo at Mar 03, '08 18:37 | |
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| not really | |
| Reply by: Kierkegaard at Mar 03, '08 18:39 | |
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Oh ok i will retract my previous comment, now you have made me aware of lack of legitmacy. With such a structured and oragnised retort. Dogma logic! |
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| Reply by: Vodoo at Mar 03, '08 18:41 | |
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| I think everyone is getting a little too worked up over semantics here. As for the policy in Las Vegas it will stay that way until otherwise specified. | |
| Reply by: -TheJackOfHearts- at Mar 03, '08 18:56 | |
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It's good see someone talking about there endeavors and trying to attract more Business to their streets. It's been a while since the streets in Vegas were thriving with new business's and citizens. I don't see anything wrong with someone trying to Improve what they have. Keep up the great work. |
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| Reply by: BobMarley at Mar 03, '08 18:57 | |
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| Obviously this is the one that put it over the top guess it wasn't my call as the only CL in Vegas to make this kind of call about Vegas... | |
| Reply by: -TheJackOfHearts- at Mar 03, '08 21:17 | |
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Vegas is and was always mine. It does not by default divert to the only leader there due to unfortunate circumstances. I put two leaders in place to develop the city mutually and as low ranks I would oversee and implement decisions as required. JOH overstepped his mandate and showed the citys godfather no respect. For this he died. You WACKED! -TheJackOfHearts-. Take note, junior and senior mafioso alike need to remember their place and the appropriate actions which co-incide with this place. If you want to showboat and force issues you had best be sure you have the power to back it up. |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Mar 04, '08 06:32 | |
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| Alas, what The Prince giveth, the Prince taketh away. | |
| Reply by: Rhuarc at Mar 04, '08 06:52 | |
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