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Sea Ya - The Real Story | Started by: Jennys2 on Jul 06, '20 00:00 |
Dear Citizens of the world, The continuous abuse of the Disorder Regime Vol 2 has come to our attention. Repeated warnings have been given and ignored. We are now exposing the below after some thorough investigations. We waited for the formal announcement from the self-proclaimed leader Grin-08 on the events which transpired over the last 24 hours. We are here to expose his lies and really break down what happened for the laymen. Saturday MR morning, members of the ‘Disorder’ regime, notably, TrashPanda, Gash, Tamo, Elodin, and Curtis acrimoniously created a war document labeled “Sea Ya’. Our collaborative team infiltrated this document and are pleased to be able to leak some information for the betterment of the citizens. This document had members of Seattle who were going to be removed at MR time, (05:00) 5th July. At the time of our infiltration, shots had been allocated, as you will see below. Nonetheless, let’s fast forward.. a few hours. A letter of evidence of the above was bought forward to Godfather Chairman West, palatable evidence we may add. We were told he believed the contents of this letter and he asked for further evidence (which we provided) after he had already, due to his lack of competency or maybe naivety, raised this letter with Grin-08, which in turn ultimately alerted the propagator… unbelievable yet not surprising. Would the person planning to kill you ever actually admit that they are planning to kill you? What do you accomplish by asking him, other than alerting him to the fact that now you know? Grin-08, of course, denied any knowledge of this, as he should, no discredit to him there. Some hours passed, further evidence was provided, all whilst West debated what to do with this evidence, with his not so inner circle. Information about West’s concerns filtered back through to the propagators and they soon realized in turn of panic that they had to react and follow through on this document quickly. Disorganized and nervous they fired, and well, we saw the botched attack transpire thereafter, with several high ranking members including the city head surviving the first wave. Our investigators noted Gestra failed his shot on West and to his credit West noticed and gunned this wretched individual to the ground. Elodin failed his shot on Refugee, we have reasons to believe TrashPanda failed his shot as well, but no concrete evidence on this. Grindelwald the traitor was safe listed because of his association with the Disorder group, he was later rightfully gunned down by his city head. JohnnyCage, Latom, Clarkson, Talia, BonJonBovi, Tamo, amongst others were all successful with their shots. Rest in peace to the fallen of Seattle. Why was Seattle removed? We don’t really care. One might suggest that they had big guns capable of mass destruction, but we believe members of Seattle were never really in the inner circle of the Disorder Group and had superseded their use-by date. West was a puppet, used and abused. Our team of investigators did note that several highly influential members of the Disorder Group had long campaigned for the removal of Seattle. They were rebuked for reasons we know but are not willing to disclose at this present time.
We will now present the following lessons learned over the last 24 hours:
We have more information available, such as Shot Reports, leaked to us by the above. This will be denied but they know and we know this is correct. One of the key influential members of the Disorder Group has released the below information to us, which we under no circumstances (maybe) will disclose the leak as we signed a NDA.
Tamo did not report his gun on the above, but we can confirm an 1150 gun for him. We have the entire list, this can be provided if we see enough traction for it in the comments below. We are anonymous, we do not forgive, we do not forget, expect us! Anonymous. |
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I am so tenderly and yet firmly stroked by my name being mentioned while I am so uninvested these days, save for some divinely Morbid curiosity when the blood doth flow. Thank you for touching me as you have, and dream of me when you sleep sweet one, feeling Daddy's breath on your brow to sooth the terrors in the night. |
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Reply by: SpikeSpiegel at Jul 06, '20 00:18 | |
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I feel like I need to correct something here: my gun size displayed here above is absolutely wrong! It is now way bigger than this! At least 9000! I mean, I collect the guns of all the fallen as any raccoon would do, so I earn their previous gun skill by doing do. That's how it works, right? |
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Reply by: Elodin at Jul 06, '20 08:38 | |
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I'm sorry Elodin, but I'm going to have to fact check you here.
You're not a fucking raccoon. You're a lion. This is the biggest lie of this era, and you and Hush need to stop it with the Fake News. |
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Reply by: SpikeSpiegel at Jul 06, '20 08:41 | |
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yeah? well i have the biggest nuts! well, largest collection anyway. You would love the sensation of stroking my macadamia's. |
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Reply by: Foamy at Jul 06, '20 08:56 | |
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Foamy, you do have the biggest nuts. It's an amazing sight to see you pack them away in your mouth for the winter, while you wave your squirrely tail. Macadamia nuts are pretty good. Maybe you should bring some over later, and we can grind them into a butter. |
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Reply by: SpikeSpiegel at Jul 06, '20 09:02 | |
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@SpikeSpiegal I can never resist an invitation see my nut butter dribbling down your chin. I accept |
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Reply by: Foamy at Jul 06, '20 09:03 | |
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Ethel shuffles out to the street with a small trail of wool behind her. A lion you say SpikeSpiegel? Are you claiming this to be the biggest reveal yet? So much harder for a lion to fit in the body of a raccoon rather than a man to pretend to be a roller wearing, chain smoking laundry woman. I think your claim needs investigated at the highest levels. |
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Reply by: Ethel_Scroggins at Jul 06, '20 09:03 | |
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Yes! Anyone who takes the time to stare at Elodin's fur long enough, and blink several times will in fact notice that he is in fact a lion, and the whole raccoon outfit is a sham! |
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Reply by: SpikeSpiegel at Jul 06, '20 09:05 | |
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at first glance i was worried that wasn't wool trailing behind you, but rather.....errrr shall we say, lack of grooming? |
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Reply by: Foamy at Jul 06, '20 09:06 | |
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That is a terrible aspersion to be casting Foamy. That may be the type of thing you see in the dirty Detroit backstreets but in Chicago we do things slightly different. Ethel opens her handbag and brings out a handful of small hair rollers, each with a strand or two of wiry grey hair. I would like it put on record that some of us still like to keep ourselves looking neat and tidy |
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Reply by: Ethel_Scroggins at Jul 06, '20 09:17 | |
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please forgive me, I should have realised a woman of your standing would always keep a shiney under carriage werthers original? |
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Reply by: Foamy at Jul 06, '20 09:19 | |
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Why thank you Foamy. I hope that Qarinah has not been licking them and sticking them back in the bag. |
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Reply by: Ethel_Scroggins at Jul 06, '20 09:21 | |
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What would be great is if we could move away from this approach of country wide sharing of shot reports. That way the whole world wouldn't know that I have 1(.2....now .1) bodyguards and a strong appetite for doing sweet fuck all on a day to day basis. |
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Reply by: zings at Jul 06, '20 09:45 | |
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