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| Jail Breaking in London | Started by: SillySausage on Mar 03, '08 17:54 |
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SillySausage arrives wearing a cannon fancy dress costume After long discussions with my business partner, my Rich Uncle Pennybags, we have decided that jail breaking in London is no longer acceptable. In the future, if you are caught between Picadilly and Regent Street, you are buggered. No longer will you be able to buy out, no logner will you be able to be broken out, from now on, you have to suffer your 3 roll sentence in silence. If you are caught attempting to buy someone out, or break someone out, you will not pass go, you will not collect 200 If any of you have any problems with the above, please speak to our complaints department the Boot, he can be found in his hotel in Mayfair I am sure you will all understand that we did not come to this decision lightly, and we even had a board vote to make the decision. I wil lgive everyone one chance, but once that card has been used, I will punish you. On a lighter note, I have extended the hours free parking zone between Vine Street and the Strand BREAK SOMEONE OUT OF JAIL IN LONDON AT YOUR OWN RISK Regards |
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I'm sorry, i done it after i had seen your notice! If you will not accept my apology please get in touch with my assistant and we can talk money. |
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| Reply by: Grass at Mar 03, '08 17:59 | |
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With a confused look on his face, frantically searches the globe in his office Achh it's not here in the States anyways, they don't do flights over to England from here. So I won't be visiting your lovely town anytime soon. |
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| Reply by: TickingTimebomb at Mar 03, '08 18:03 | |
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The is outrageous considering the generosity LV has just shown. Poor form. |
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| Reply by: Vodoo at Mar 03, '08 18:04 | |
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| Oh my giddy aunt. I shall not allow this. outrageous! | |
| Reply by: Jadey at Mar 03, '08 18:28 | |
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Send my apologies to the criminals rotting in the jail in London? I'd like to help them, alas... :( |
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| Reply by: Sonicz at Mar 03, '08 18:32 | |
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| Jadey dont try and steal my word, yes i clearly do own the image rights of it. | |
| Reply by: Vodoo at Mar 03, '08 18:33 | |
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| You own the image rights of the word 'outrageous'? Man, how I am going to sell those saucy photos that it let me take the other day.....? | |
| Reply by: Umbra at Mar 03, '08 19:39 | |
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