Rick stumbles out onto the street after a solid 8 hour drinking session in his trailer. Those whisky sours would be the death of him alright.

Certainly an interesting topic of conversation, one of which I'm not sure is entirely for the streets. However I'm in a jovial mood so I'll give you the time of day young sir.

I also don't want to be too modest here, so will probably pick 10. 

I'm such a 1 that you shouldn't even trust that I'm a 1. 

A wise man once said, trust your head and not your heart. With that in mind, I'm pretty sure my trust goes to 11.

I'm clearly beyond Repourch. I like pouring things, and I like sitting on porches. Additionally, it just seems logical that I'd be a 10/10, a 5 star man... Some say The Golden God. 

Do "bad stabbers" just have dull blades or are they uncoordinated? 

I believe they are one up from Shit stabbers SpikeSpiegel but don't quote me on that.

Stabbing shit seems like a pretty messy job. Shit tends to be something you accidentally step on, unless you're some weird person who likes to roll around in it like a dog. Stabbing it can't be too good for a blade. 

I'll have you know I have never rolled in shit.

"Im a glad niner always and this knows all that know who I am"

I'm a squirrel and as such, beyond reproach, judgement or ratings on your silly human scale.

Spike is definitely a 4 tho, he kicks kittens.

true story

The thing is, most people back stab for loyalty. So we are pretty much all loyal.

They certainly back stab, but do they bad stab?

Again most of you have proved at least to me, that we cannot be trusted even with a simple request

We can rate ourselves all day long and everyday. The bottom line is actions speak louder than words and it is ultimately up to our crew leaders how we are rated.