both dinner and sex

I shall start with

'stop playing with it and get it in your mouth'

Let's see. 

"Shake it harder" (ketchup etc)

"Yes, spoon it in there."

"Daddy, can I please have some more?"

"This tastes like bad fish."

"Can you pass the butter?"

"Are you choking on your meat?"

"It's so creamy and delicious, with just the right amount of salt."

"I think you need to put it back in."

"Spread it more, ma'am."

I could keep going for a while. 

love it Spike

however, save some for the rest of the community!

'I was expecting a bigger portion'

"Goddamn, this is really good!"

- said no one to me ever

What about

"It's so foamy on my lips"

love it

although i'm going to suggest

'It barely touched the sides'

Wipe yourself, you have something on your face

that's a winner @ DonnieBrasco-

I shall counter with

'stop slurping and don't speak with your mouth full'

"Ahhhhh Bisto"

LogenNinefingers

I have not idea why i found that so funny, but I did

How about

'let the guest go first'

Foamy you are too kind. Can confirm Mrs Ninefingers did not enjoy the joke as much as you did. 'Get off me you fucking idiot' was her response.

brilliant Ronnie-Radke

#winning

'it was good, but i still prefer five guys'

Ragnarok what happened in the navy, stayed in the navy...........

Id love a piece

theres more tha enough there for everyone

"Shut up grandma."

Overdrive

that's a definite win