What price would you give me on Ronnie O'Sullivan to win the world snooker championships?

75k placed on Ronnie O'Sullivan to win the World Snooker Championship at 5/1

Your accountant makes note that $75,000 has been wired to EvilClown from your account.

$3,600,000. All on Man City to beat Bolton, ill be earning the money back from that shocking Arsenal game that Clown somehow manage to fix! :)

EvilClown picks up the telephone as soon as StillSmokin has left the building, he thumbs through his personal directory and speaks to the operator.

"Give me Andre Marriner."

The rest of the conversation is muffled and spoken in some kind of code. Clown places the receiver back on its cradle leans back on his chair and smiles.

 Smoke was able to hear clowns conversation through a window in the alleyway, he heads straight back to his home, picks up his Colt and runs out of his front door...

"Ill find you Andre and when i do, ill guarantee Man City a win!"

The front door of the bookmakers bursts open, a huge, smiling man comes strutting through. A fat cigar in his mouth and a beautiful blonde on his arm, he approaches The Clown.

"Hey Clown, I met Andre. With a little gentle persuasion i managed to convince him to hook me up, he didnt let me down. $4,000,000 on Manchester City to win with odds at 15/13, im here to collect my winnings"...

Apr 25, '11 20:58 Your accountant has received payment of $8,615,384 from EvilClown.

"And with that, i bid you good day. Ill be in again soon, thanks again for the great business."

The huge man picks up the briefcase of money, slings the gorgeous blonde over his shoulder and strides out of the door, whistling as he goes.

Been quiet around here for a long time now, i need another big win!

Will get everything sorted shortly been busy ;)

Odds coming up for this weekends final games and of course the big one between United and Barcelona.

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!!!!!

Smoke barrels through the bookmakers, baseball bat in hand, smashing everything in sight.

Where the fuck are you Clown??? I want my goddamn money back!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rage builds up, he heads straight to the back room still smashing anything in his wake.

Is this still on!?!?

Odds on Randy_Savage being a windbag?

Fuck off, you twat.

That isn't very nice.

Haven't seen "Controversy" lying around anywhere, have you?

I most certainly haven't.

I heard he long since left these parts. Started a new life as a farmer in Uruguay.

Mrs-Doubfire giggles to herself after listening to Randy and Chuckle

SexyBeast on the other hand, giggles at neither of them and leaves shaking his head at the utter lack of humor displayed by both parties. He heads over to Chuckle's Chuckle Wagon instead, ironically also devoid of any laughs or humor.