The sun gleams down on Ronnie as he walks down the strip, the sun following his movements out of respect for his sexiness. He only walks a short distance before coming to a fat guy on a soapbox. Ronnie pushes him off “Move Ugly, I have an announcement for the people!” He says as the fat bloke tumbles. The crowd gasps but then see how sexy Ronnie is. So they listen. 

He stands straight. Fixing his jacket and hair before clearing his throat. 

“Good evening fine people! I hope your day is going as good as my sex life is. All this fucking of mothers and all, you know. It’s actually a really good workout I mean look at me” Ronnie says pausing a moment to let them see the sexy. “Now from what I’m being told, some of you don’t like me, ME!? What is it? I make mommy leave after she tased this godly man? You make threats against my life without even revealing a reason..” He says fixing his hair again and looking smug “And not only that but you hide! I mean I know you’re used to hiding in the basement as I plow your mother upstairs but cmon man! Grow some balls! You have my mailing address, As long as I’m not busy pleasing the women of this country I’ll get back to you.” Ronnie steps off the soap box and once again fixes his jacket. A woman in the crowd faints as Ronnie makes eye contact with her. He puts his sunglasses on and starts walking away. 

“That’s all ladies and gentlemen, please. Feel free to send your wives with me.”

Luna, minding her own business, suddenly gets distracted as she hears someone getting shoved off a nearby soapbox. She stops, turns and raises her eyebrow at the man now standing on the box. She isn't convinced that the guy has something important to say, but she zips her mouth and listens anyway. Maybe it was the sexiness that made her listen. She didn't know. She didn't want to know. 

The first thought that entered her mind when he started speaking was the lack of energy in his voice. As if what he wasn't totally convinced with what he was saying. "You go dude, give us nothing!" Luna chuckled and shook her head. She also came to realize that he spoke in such a... inappropriate manner, never before hearing someone boast about their mundane sex life in public. She wanted to wipe the smug look off his face. Still, she stayed silent. Maybe someone else out there in the crowd will stand up against this dude. 

This whole thing was hilarious and entertaining. When the guy stepped off the soap box, Luna walked up to him and patted him hard on the shoulder. "Good job dude for embarrassing yourself in the public eye. Wish I had the guts to do that." 

vGoddess was walking the streets when she heard a familiar voice. A voice she always hears in her HQ. She searched for the direction it was coming from and found Ronnie standing on a soapbox on the other side, delivering a speech. Now, vGoddess knew it would be nothing of much importance but still, curious, she crossed the road and stood to listen. 

However, hearing his vulgar speech, she couldn't help but shake her head. She looked down, hid her face and walked away, saying, "I don't know this man."

Hearing murmurings of the sexiest man alive being just up ahead on a soapbox Kafka scrambles through the crowd, desperate for even a glimpse of Judge_Topperson and his luscious yet firm white hair. On arriving at the front however he can only see Ronnie-Radke .

Ah damn, I guess the judge must have left already. Please let me know if you see him around again. 

Mandalore was walking by when he heard the man make his speech. Wondering what in the actually was going on he stood a bit longer, his helmet shaking from side to side in disbelief. Shrugging and continuing on his way as he couldn't believe what he had just heard. 

Let's be honest, the V line is, and has been the undisputed sexiest man alive since he donned his first pair of short shorts.

Whilst it's always good to have a challenger, dem shorts exude sex appeal that no ordinary man can compete with. Plus, V doesn't sweat. Instead he secretes a unique pheromone to induce a sex crazed stupor in his fortunate targets. It functions similarly to sweat, but makes him irresistible to women and men alike - particularly in enclosed areas.

Who called?

After seeing @Ronnie_Radke push RobertPaulson off of his customized, inforced soapbox, Judge_Topperson listened to Ronnie's awkward speech.

After a while, the judge steps forward and introduces himself by saying

I am asking for a friend.. Actually for two friends..

The first is.. You emphasize your clientele mainly as mothers of onhearers..

My mother..

I mean..

Judge_Topperson swallowed and started over

My friend's mother is dead. I think most mothers of people in the crowd are, as that simply is the nature of our society. Are you, despite my mom's.. uhmm.. MY FRIEND's mom's deceasedness, still sexually interested in her?

Yes.. that's question one. Maybe I should leave it with that for now..

Judge_Topperson looked at Kafka and waved

Hi there.. I am here. I couldn't help you staring..

Topperson pointed at the top of his own head and said
The hair you are staring at is a wig. It's manufactured with partial cooperation of @EthelScroggins..

Ronnie stopped upon hearing the judge speak, he spoke of mothers and those whom may be dead. And Ronnie put his hand on his shoulder.

”judge my friend, that is not who’s being aimed at here. All of you beautiful folks here probably aren’t the one who placed money upon my head and made me cry when I saw how low a price it was. But just to answer the question properly sir, no I would no longer be attracted to a corpse. Although some of the women ive stuck it in look worse than a corpse.” 

Ron Says puckering his lips to look even sexier. 

Naked and looked from nehind I am very near the sexiest man, my ass always has gotten females glad, no joke, just the truth is called out here and so it is.

Johnny is walking down the street and takes out his mirror. He looks at himself and runs his hand through his hair.

"I believe I am a sexy man myself. Just look at me. Oof."

Johnny then sees Ronnie-Radke and starts feeling butterflies in his stomach. 

"Now I am a straight man and love women aside from that one time in prison but we don't talk about prison. But good lord you are a sexy man. How about me and you rob a bank and spend some time in prison together?"

Johnny-McIver spoke, catching Ronnie’s attention with his sexy Jamaican accent, then he speaks of the weird thing that happens in prisons here fudge packing, that’s what Ron remembers Clarkson calling it one night, doesn’t sound half bad. Free candy right?

”Johnny my guy, im sure that would be a splendid time, but I must refuse. From one sexy man to another, we shouldn’t be getting caught, we’re better than the rest! How about we meet and speak further about criminal intentions behind closed doors? Some people here would try to ruin our fun!”

I think Billy_Russo is the sexiest man alive.

Ronnie-Radke what have I told you about fudge packing lad? some things are best kept to ones self, as for all this sexy malarky well we all know that I am the one to make the ladies wet with desire, do I really need to pull out my black book?

Upon seeing Clarkson Ron bowed and laughed “Clarkson! You know I think you are the sexiest man alive! I am just simply stating what the people think! It’s not my fault your gift was too generous!”

Ronnie says chucking and giving clarkson a beer. 

Ivy was walking down the strip when she heard a commotion. As she turned the corner she could see Ronnie-Radke stepping down from his soap box. ” Oh my god is that really him?!” as she stepped closer to get a better look. “It is him! The Ronnie fucking Radke! RONNIE!” she swooned.

Ivy made her way through the crowd overhearing all of the disgust and sly remarks that were coming out of the people’s mouths. She couldn’t believe what she was hearing. “How can you say those things? He’s such a cunty bad boy I know, but there’s no need for jealousy.”  Ivy saw Clarkson standing to the side and made her way over to him to find he who he was talking to. “Hey Clarkson. Ronnie” she said as she stared shyly at her feet. She felt as though she might faint. Between the two men there was just too much sexiness to behold. 

Ronnie grabs PoisonIvy by the arm and holds her up grinning “I know I know, want me to sign your breasts?” Ronnie says giggles and turning towards the crowd. 

“The hits are gone! Thank you! I guess you ran out of money? Alas if you find more feel free to deposit funds into my account!” He says now holding ivy up by her ass. 

“Would you? Oh could you Ronnie?” She says laughing as he grabs her.