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Have you ever walked in on your 200+ year old grandma. Naked. In the bathroom? OMFG THE PAIN! |
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Hitting your thumb with a hammer,
Ouch. |
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Anyone remember the torch to the eye in Hostel...that mess would hurt..lol Ive had a railroad spike thru my kneecap and Id have that over and over and over before a torch to the eye lol |
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Watching Rangers in europe whilst Celtic are out.
Doesn't get much more painful than that. |
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Gotta be casteration phisycle and mental pain. |
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A man walks into the dentists to get some teeth pulled and the dentist says "all rite which teeth do you want out"? The man says "just these back ones hear". The dentist says "Ok, we will just put in the freezing and you will be done in an hour". The man says "no I don't like pain killers I'll just have em pulled out ". The dentist says "it's a pretty painful procedure are you sure you don't want any". The man says "na I've only felt pain twice in my hole life".
So the dentist says "all rite if you're sure, don't pass out on me" and he starts drilling. The man flinches a little bit but he seams to take it without being bothered to much. When they are done the dentist says "wow thats incredible most people couldn't handle that... Mind telling me what the two times you had pain before are? I cant help but wonder when that was."
The man says "well The first time was when I was hunting in the forest and i bent down to take a shit and got my balls caught in a bear trap, The Dentist says "Holy cow what could possibly be more painful then that?"
The man Replies "I ran out of chain on the bear trap!! |
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Getting married and meeting your new mother in law |
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Stepping on an old 1 inch nail. You barely feel it when it goes in, but DEAR LORD, you feel it when its coming out. (cough, that's what she said) |
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I'd say getting stabbed in the eye by a 7 inch nail that had been used to dig up dirt right before it pierced and scratched the cornea. |
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Cutting off your penis!!!!
I know from experience!!!! |
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i feel as though waxing a full beard would be pretty close. like a saddam or zz top beard...then again waxing the gooch or the nuts. |
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Spending the whole day watching nothing but Becker |
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Prob just been tortured for the rest of your life. |
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Playing this game, and knowing you'll never stop. |
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paper cut on your tongue, you know when your licking an envelope. |
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Standing on Lego.
Bonus points for plugs made out of Lego. |
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Having your eyes picked with needles |
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