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| Alternative Writing Contest - everyone is a winner! | Started by: Anton on Jul 22, '20 22:01 |
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Anton looks at the Streets, and decides a content is called for... "Friends, it's like this. Every single qualifying entrant gets a prize. Prizes are $100k minimum. To qualify, tell us about the most satisfying kill that your bloodline has ever had. Or that you've heard about. Or that you'd like to do. Your speech should be one hundred words. Winners announced in the next few days." Salud |
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| Once upon a time, there was a guy named bubba. Now bubba lived in the custodial system. Rumours said he was born there and to turf him out would be against his human rights. See bubba, bubba was hungry. And not for food. Now see, you drop the soap near bubba? Bubba would get you. Like, get you get you. He’d leave you sobbing like a little girl and looking like a train tunnel, but, one where there was no light at the end of the tunnel. Now you ask me what my most satisfying kill would be? I’d kill bubba, and take his place. | |
| Reply by: Wheeler at Jul 22, '20 23:41 | |
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I am Foamy, I am your lord and master. bow down before my squirrely wrath lest I strike thee a blow so mighty, such as would knock the very bollocks off an elephant. Not the greatest story I grant you, but every word is true. |
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| Reply by: Foamy at Jul 23, '20 16:11 | |
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And just before anyone questions the word count, that IS 100 words in Squirrel true story. |
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| Reply by: Foamy at Jul 23, '20 16:11 | |
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Any more entries? I have a few million to give away |
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| Reply by: Anton at Jul 24, '20 16:57 | |
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The squirrel is sly the squirrel is cunning the squirrel can't fly but he's good at running. *bows* |
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| Reply by: Foamy at Jul 24, '20 17:06 | |
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Minimum $20,000
